Comments on: JUST A LITTLE HUMOR - RUSSIAN STYLE http://rightwingnuthouse.com/archives/2006/01/13/just-a-little-humor-russian-style/ Politics served up with a smile... And a stilletto. Wed, 22 Apr 2026 18:20:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: sports betting site http://rightwingnuthouse.com/archives/2006/01/13/just-a-little-humor-russian-style/comment-page-1/#comment-461255 sports betting site Fri, 29 Dec 2006 16:00:29 +0000 http://rightwingnuthouse.com/?p=1009#comment-461255 <strong>sports</strong> sky sports betting sports

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]]> By: Michael L. Cook http://rightwingnuthouse.com/archives/2006/01/13/just-a-little-humor-russian-style/comment-page-1/#comment-135544 Michael L. Cook Sun, 15 Jan 2006 16:43:33 +0000 http://rightwingnuthouse.com/?p=1009#comment-135544 Then there's the riddle: Brezhne and all his top advisors are on an airplane, when it suddenly noses over at top speed and dives straight into the ground. The question is: Who is saved? the Russian people. Or the even older one about Krushchev visiting New York City. Krushchev is being driven down Broadway to see the sights when his limosine is cut off in traffic by a carload of drunken men who make rude gestures. "America has too much tolerance for such loatishness, I'll show them how it is done properly!" Krushchev fumes, and he orders his body guard to get out and shoot everyone in the offending car. The bodyguard hasten to do his assignment, then jumps back in the limosine, which gets away in the confusion. The next day the headline in The New York Times proclaims, "Entire Russian trade delegation killed by mystery assassin!" Then there’s the riddle: Brezhne and all his top advisors are on an airplane, when it suddenly noses over at top speed and dives straight into the ground. The question is: Who is saved? the Russian people.

Or the even older one about Krushchev visiting New York City. Krushchev is being driven down Broadway to see the sights when his limosine is cut off in traffic by a carload of drunken men who make rude gestures.
“America has too much tolerance for such loatishness, I’ll show them how it is done properly!” Krushchev fumes, and he orders his body guard to get out and shoot everyone in the offending car. The bodyguard hasten to do his assignment, then jumps back in the limosine, which gets away in the confusion.

The next day the headline in The New York Times proclaims, “Entire Russian trade delegation killed by mystery assassin!”

]]> By: Lyn http://rightwingnuthouse.com/archives/2006/01/13/just-a-little-humor-russian-style/comment-page-1/#comment-134944 Lyn Sun, 15 Jan 2006 04:06:49 +0000 http://rightwingnuthouse.com/?p=1009#comment-134944 Good call. Also, you heard about the Soviet-era Russian who wanted to buy a car. The dealer said it would probably be delivered in about 2 years. "2 years? Do you know the exact date?" The grumpy sales rep went to look it up. January 22, 1984. "In the morning or afternoon?" Disgruntled the rep went back to look it up. Afternoon. "Good, I have the plumber coming that morning." Lyn from Bloggin' Outloud Good call.

Also, you heard about the Soviet-era Russian who wanted to buy a car. The dealer said it would probably be delivered in about 2 years. “2 years? Do you know the exact date?” The grumpy sales rep went to look it up. January 22, 1984. “In the morning or afternoon?” Disgruntled the rep went back to look it up. Afternoon. “Good, I have the plumber coming that morning.”

Lyn from Bloggin’ Outloud

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