I am not buying into Osama’s peace offering one bit. For all too long Bin Laden and his movement have made it very clear that coexistence with the West is not possible. This is purely red meat for the peaceniks. He is using the old proverbial routine…

I am not buying into Osama’s peace offering one bit. For all too long Bin Laden and his movement have made it very clear that coexistence with the West is not possible. This is purely red meat for the peaceniks. He is using the old proverbial routine…

“O.K. Mr. President. We are ready to start taping.”
“Is this guy who’s going to do Osama’s voice the best we could find?”
“Yes, Mr. President. We have thoroughly mapped his DNA and brain physiology, and we’ve done a computer analysis of voice characteristics. We feel that we have a surrogate who is a near identical match.”
“Good. Let’s get started.
“The script calls for Osama to talk about attacking Americans in their backyards.
Limiting threats to the main arteries of cities, or the cities themselves, does not produce the same fear as telling citizens that they are not safe in their own homes and backyards.”
“We also want Osama to say that Americans want their President to pull troops out of Iraq.
This will pull anti-war factions to my side after the recent killing of innocent women and children in Pakistan. Plus, this new tape should get American citizens on my side to continue spying on all of them.”
“Osama then becomes the hated and evil one, and my authority rises to higher expectations. My poll numbers should also go up. Remember how my approval ratings got a lift (just before the last election?) when we brought Osama out of his cave?
“Yes sir, Osama is our boy…Osama is our toy.”
“We don’t want the peaceniks and opposition to have any opportunity to discover or uncover our operation, and so no video of Osama’s…I mean the surrogate’s face will be shown.”
“O.K. Gentleman. I have to get back to my surveillance work. You wouldn’t believe what Americans talk about!”

Michelle Malkin and The Counterterrorism Blog report on the videotape that the terror-supporting al Jazeera aired of Osama bin Laden, in which the cannibal threatened more attacks and then offered a truce(!) with the US. Sorry Osama, but if you’re go…

“Yesterday, the co-host of ABC’s THE VIEW told viewers during a discussion of bin Laden’s latest audio tape:

“People make deals with the devil all the time. We make deals with people we don’t like,” she said.

“You don’t negotiate with terrorists,” said Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the show’s youngest host.

“You don’t negotiate,” Jones interrupted, “but I do think you figure out when there is a solution that’s diplomatic that doesn’t result in [loss of] human life.

“What do we have to lose to check it out?” Star said.

The news that Osama Bin Laden has offered a truce to America is generating a wave of speculation as to the terrorist master-mind’s true motivation for making his statements. Some have suggested that the Al Qaeda front-man is engaging in

hat tip: Michelle Malkin, who hat tips Little Green Footballs for this find… (read the caption) Yup, you read it right. The AP is calling the world’s most notorious terrorist an “exiled Saudi dissident”. A couple quick Google and Yahoo!…