FRENCH PRESIDENT JACQUES CHIRAC EXPRESSES SURPRISE AT A REPORTER’S QUESTION ABOUT IRAN’S NUCLEAR PROGRAM
I am running out of English language adjectives to describe what a dirty rotten, low-down, double-crossing, two-timing, floor four-flushing, loutish galoot French President Jacques Chirac is. And since there really are no nasty sounding adjectives that I could use in French (a beautiful language, music to the ear), I’m going to try some in German:
Chirac ist ein Schurke.
(Chirac is a scoundrel.)
Der französische Präsident hat das Gesicht eines Kojoten.
(The French President has the face of a coyote.)
Ich habe Schildkröten als altes Jacques besser schauen gesehen.
(Ive seen better looking turtles than old Jacques.)
Thank God for the Anglo Saxons. There’s something marvelously guttural about the German language, alternately spitting and swallowing words. It’s the perfect language to express the absolute and utter disdain I feel for the French President at this moment.
What has our wussy friend done now? Oh, nothing much. Just undermined the position of the United Nations Security Council, the United States, the European Union, and anyone else trying to get Iran to stop enriching uranium. In what only can be described as a towering conceit born of a false sense of French superiority in diplomatic affairs, the weasel has offered to allow Iran to continue enriching uranium until “formal” negotiations begin:
In an effort to jump-start formal negotiations between six world powers and Iran over its nuclear program, President Jacques Chirac of France suggested Monday that Iran would not have to freeze major nuclear activities until the talks began.Over the years, Mr. Chirac has consistently taken an extremely hard line against Iran both in public and private. But his remarks in a radio interview could be interpreted as a concession to Iran, whose officials have said they will not suspend their production of enriched uranium as demanded by the United Nations Security Council.
“Iran and the six countries together, we must first find an agenda for negotiations, then start a negotiation,†Mr. Chirac told Europe 1 radio. “During this negotiation I propose that on the one hand, the six refrain from referring the issue to the Security Council, and that Iran refrain from uranium enrichment during the duration of the negotiation.â€
Anyone want to guess how long it will take to find that elusive “agenda” that Chirac says is necessary to come up with before formal negotiations begin? As long as the Iranians will be able to continue to work toward building a bomb, it may take years to come to an agreement.
Is that the extent of Chirac’s perfidy? Hardly:
Ahead of what is now certain to be a contentious meeting with President Bush today, President Chirac of France reneged on his previous support for a united international approach to halting Iran’s nuclear program.(HT: Malkin)In two interviews on the eve of his trip to Turtle Bay to attend the U.N. General Assembly, Mr. Chirac threatened to restart negotiations with Iran. His comments called into question the united position of the five permanent members of the Security Council and Germany, whose foreign ministers had said that unless Iran suspended enrichment by the end of August, the council would consider punitive measures.
“I don’t believe in a solution without dialogue,” Mr. Chirac told Europe 1 radio. “We must, on the one hand, together, Iran and the six countries, meet and set an agenda, then start negotiations.”
The French president added, “I suggest that the six renounce referring” Iran to “the U.N. Security Council and that Iran renounce uranium enrichment during negotiations,” according to an Associated Press translation.
Not even the insufferable DeGaulle would have pulled something like this. Chirac’s contempt for his European partners and his intense dislike of America could end up burying us all unless someone takes him down a peg or two. Unfortunately, we’re stuck with the lickspittle for at least another 7 months. Elections are scheduled for next year at which time it is possible Anglo-French relations could take a turn for the better.
One of the candidates on the right is Nicolas Sarkozy. He has expressed a strong desire to improve relations with the United States, even going so far as to say nice things about America both in France and here during a recent visit. Of course, that won’t erase the virulent strain of anti-Americanism among ordinary Frenchmen – especially those on the left. And the far right, with their hyper-patriotic notions of the French nation as a world power (not to mention being ferocious guardians of French culture and language that they feel is under constant attack by us yanks) looks at America with suspicion.
Where France does exercise world class clout is among the so-called non-aligned nations. And with the French wavering on sanctions against the Iranians, members from that bloc may be getting cold feet:
But though the steering group appeared to be diverging yesterday, with some nations calling for more dialogue and others urging a more muscular stance, there were also indications it could expand.[snip]
With Mr. Chirac’s remarks, France joins China and Russia, whose officials have expressed strong reservations about imposing sanctions, making a Security Council decision on punishing Iran unlikely. “We, too, don’t like sanctions,” Ambassador Vitaly Churkin told reporters at Turtle Bay yesterday.
Bush administration officials, as well as British diplomats, indicated Mr. Chirac’s change of tack was not part of a coordinated new strategy for the international group. The American ambassador to the United Nations, John Bolton, told reporters that the Iranian nuclear negotiator, Ali Larijani, did not even bother to explain his country’s decisions to council members.
“The discussions with Iran appear to have come to a stop, in the sense that Mr. Larijani, whom we expected in New York, is not here,” Mr. Bolton said. “We are now 18 days, by my calculation, after the August 31 deadline. Our position remains unchanged: Unless there is a full and verifiable suspension of uranium enrichment activities, we will seek sanctions in the Security Council.”
Leave it to Bolton to remind the UN of its responsibility. The idea that the Democrats refuse to confirm this guy is just incomprehensible to me. He has been a breath of fresh air not only representing America’s interests very well but also in his advocacy for making the United Nations Security Council into a serious body that serves the cause of peace rather than the laughingstock of thugs and dictators that it currently is.
Iran is still on the agenda at the Security Council. I hope that Bolton can hold them together long enough so that at least a formal vote can be taken on sanctions in order to reveal who is standing in the way of putting pressure on the Iranians to halt their drive to acquire nuclear weapons.
And at the head of the pack of betrayers and renegers; Jacques Chirac. Perhaps we can impose on Ahmadinejad to have his picture taken kissing the French President on the cheek. Thanks to the weasel Chirac, he’s already gotten his 30 pieces of silver.
UPDATE
Commenter John points out that the correct adjective is “four-flusher” not “floor-flusher” that I had originally. Must brush up on my poker nomenclature.
Also, I couldn’t resist. Two commenters have mentioned the perfect epithet to call Chirac: Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey. Here it is in German (courtesy Alta-Vista):
Käse, der Auslieferungaffen ißt
1:51 pm
Mon Dieu, Jacques. C’est l’guerre.
Idiot. I’m tired of the phrase cheese eating surrender monkey, but, until something better comes along…
2:09 pm
Chirac sait que les Français ont un meilleur matériel nucléaire que les Russes.
Il est “nous a laissés font une affaire”
2:45 pm
Ha! Well said, well put, Mr. Moran. And you’re right, the French are the scum of the earth.
By the way, if you want to increase you loathing of the French, read Henry VI. Shakespeare knew the French very well.
3:11 pm
Why is this a surprise? I hope Bolton gets within kicking distance of Chirac and shoves his boot squarely up that frog’s anus.
3:36 pm
Jim – the expression is “four flusher” vice “floor flusher”, a poker bluff as in represent you have a flush when in fact you only have 4 cards of the same suit.
I think cheese eating surrender monkey is my favorite expression concerning the French.
4:24 pm
I thought one of the headlines from a few years ago fit….”Le Worm”
Ditto for anything else anyone can think up.
5:13 pm
Le Chirac – une grande merde et un abruti s’occupant déloyal et double.
Or if you like Italian: Una merda grande e un disloyal, doppio che tratta il wipe dell’asino.
What’s even worse is that Bush is apparently going along with this farce.
5:32 pm
Saw old ass chirac on Fox sitting in a meeting with Bush agreeing on sanctions, ect., and then he get his ass up on the u.n. podium and double talks, saying no sanctions, we should talk, that dirty lying bastard. I’ll never eat or drink ANYTHING that has a hint of being french again.
5:38 pm
Charles Martel, who saved France, and thus Europe, from the Muslims at the Battle of Tours in 732, and the Hapsburgs and King Sobieski of Poland, who saved Vienna and Europe, from the Ottomans in 1683, must be turning over in their graves, at the thought of France’s, and Europe’s surrender, at the cost of sooooo much of their blood, to the Islamists!
If the British surrender, General Gordan’s sacrifice at the Battle of Khartoum against the Mahadist forces in 1885 will go to waste; and if WE surrender, Marine Lt. Presley O’Bannon’s 1805 victory against the Barbary Pirates, at the Battle of Derna, in Tripoli, will have also been a waste!
It’s going to be interesting to watch..
9:39 pm
Of course it couldn’t be that Iran has found Chiracs weak spot—his wallet. Saddam did a good job in this area. The old follow the money phrase fits just fine when it comes to Chirac and the French.
1:42 am
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11:51 am
Chirac habt ein Backpfeifengesicht.
“Chirac has a face that demands to be punched.”
3:33 pm
The other day on your W.A.R. broadcast, you said that you disallow profanity on your website. I see this rule does not apply to comments on French attitudes or behavior. That’s okay with me: sometimes truth and accuracy must trump strict policies of decency.
8:30 am
First of all I feel the same way as most of you feel as to Chirac’s Position towards stopping Iran enriching uranium.
However, I am very annoyed with the name calling game. I mean some of the things said can just be made by mindless red neck baboons.I mean really who do you think you are?
The American think they are “la crème de la crème” in about every subject in the dictionnary.
President Chirac is a liar and a cheatter but this does not entile any of you to call the French as you did.
If this is how the American are as a whole, no wonder why your government have a international policy stuck in the middle ages.
3:39 pm
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