Comments on: OH FOR GOD’S SAKE GET A GRIP… IT WON’T BE THAT BAD

By: ed

ed — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 19:33:16 +0000

I agree. Let’s keep a Republican majority and get real busy undoing the liberal nanny state. No more seat belts in cars to reduce injuries and deaths. No more mandatory inoculations to prevent the spread of deadly infectious diseases. Hell, let’s eliminate all federal taxes. The Republican majority will continue to dazzle the American citizenry so much that we will all pay a voluntary tithe to the government to keep up the military. We don’t need any of that other crap anyway. Let’s do away with food inspections and the thought police who label some entrepreneur’s dream a “safety hazard”. Everybody will die anyway, so what’s the harm in picking up a few bucks with something that causes the occasional death? Liberal creeps always interfering where they are not wanted! Let’s give the tobacco industry back all of the ill-gotten legal settlements and stop restricting one of our best industries. Tobacco is good for you!!

Let’s show them liberals we mean business internationally. Stay the course in Iraq. A few American kids die over there so no one has to die here from the terrorists. So what if we have no military resources left to deal with Iran and North Korea? We got rid of Saddam and his desire to invade Montana. Donny Rumsfeld has reshaped the military to his liking (small and cat-like, no need for herds of soldiers to secure borders, stop looting or any of that Cold War thinking) and personally kept the nasty CIA from destroying the Taliban and al Qaeda when they had the opportunity (and keeping his undisputed heavyweight title of King of Bureaucratic Smack-downs, by God!). We don’t need no stinking allies in the GWOT. So what if the rest of the world is reluctant to join us for anything now? Mission accomplished, bring ‘em on!

Now that the Republican majority has fixed Social Security, has NASA firmly fixed on a triumphant return to 1969, brought the federal budget under control, downsized government by 50%and kept them queers from ruining society by getting married and all, what can possibly go wrong with maintaining a solid Republican majority?

This majority is so important, I plan to vote twice. I just don’t trust that Diebolt software.

By: Karen

Karen — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:21:19 +0000

Thanks, Rick. I needed that laugh today!

By: Sirius Familiaris

Sirius Familiaris — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:52:48 +0000

Should Democrats resume control of either or both houses, there’s no need to go off the rail. The United States has survived far worse.

At worst, they’ll undertake a legal coup d’etat and relegate themselves to permanent irrelevancy by 2008. Like the DFL during the last midterm elections, they won’t be content to shoot themselves in the foot; they’ll whip out a 12 guage and blow their whole damn leg off.

At best, nothing will get done for the next two years, after which another Republican will be elected President and either or both houses will return to Republican control. And hopefully it will be a Republican administration that leads according to Republican principles.

By: Ken McCracken

Ken McCracken — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 00:50:01 +0000

I just might get physically ill if, once again in my life, I have to see helicopters removing defeated American troops as Democrats once more snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

The word ‘democrat’ will literally become a curse word if that happens.

By: tet-vet68

tet-vet68 — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 00:44:38 +0000

Great piece Rick!

A real breath of “fresh air” as opposed to the “hot air” (Michelle Malkin excluded of course…) that is stagnating the blogosphere as the election approaches.