“I don’t know how to do this anymore.”
(Jack Bauer)
Sure you do, Jack. It’s easy. Just empty your soul of pity, compassion, and empathy while keeping uppermost in your mind that you’re doing it for the good of the country.
I’m sure it will all come back to him eventually. I just hope it comes back to the writers of this show before we’re treated to a full blown outbreak of miasmic political correctness; a whimpering, simpering mish mash of civil liberties speechifying and multicultural hooey that threatens to cloud the focus of the show before it even gets started.
In a phrase; too one dimensional. I don’t mind that the White House Chief of Staff Thomas Lennox (played woodenly by Peter MacNicol) is a forceful advocate for domestic security measures that most Americans would find excessive, unconstitutional, and oppressive. But his mantra – “security has its price” is simple minded slop. I prefer a little nuance with my villains, please.
The angst ridden cries of betrayal are already coming from some of my friends on the right. I’ve seen comments on some conservative sites where people are so upset that they say they’ll never watch the show again – a threat I don’t believe for a moment. No matter how politically correct or terrorist-friendly the show gets, real 24 fans will continue to tune in. And the reason is simple; Jack Bauer is the most compelling character on television. The show may go PC but Jack never will.
But after all, it is a just a television show. And despite the extremely serious nature of the civil liberties vs. security debate perhaps, in the end, it may be that reducing the complex arguments for and against extraordinary security measures to one line sophisms is the best way to get a national conversation going on the topic. Goodness knows we need it. Too often, when it comes to discussing this vital issue, people have been talking past each other rather than trying to come to some kind of consensus on the best way forward.
How do we keep the homeland safe while maintaining our freedom? Anyone who says that this is simple question or that one side or the other is either unpatriotic or in favor of establishing a dictatorship isn’t helping matters any.
As I write this, it has been several hours since the premiere ended and we have yet to hear from the Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR). They’re late. Usually by this time, they would have been tearing up the airwaves with anguished cries, bemoaning the unfair portrayal of Muslims as terrorists while simultaneously calling for a boycott of the show’s advertisers. If they condemned terrorist acts half as enthusiastically as they call for boycotts of shows that attempt to portray the true nature of our enemies, people might pay more attention to them.
All things considered, however, the first two hours was indeed riveting. And the storyline is as realistic as it gets. Pay close attention people because this show may very well be giving us a glimpse of the future. It is much more likely that suicide attacks on buses, trains, shopping malls, and sporting events would be carried out on American soil than nerve gas or nuclear attacks on large cities. And the rather esoteric arguments we are having today about liberty and security may one day become deadly serious debates about the survival of the United States as a free country.
And Jack? I wouldn’t worry about him. Give him a couple of hours, let him get a few kills under his belt and he’ll be as right as rain. On the surface anyway. How did those years of prison and torture affect him psychologically? I hope they make Jack’s struggle to give his life meaning a major part of the show. Coupled with his pursuit of the terrorists, that should make for some first class dramatic television.
SUMMARY: 6:00 AM - 8:00 AM
America is under seige. For eleven weeks, terrorists have been carrying out devastating attacks on “soft targets” killing thousands of Americans and giving the rest of the country the willies.
At the White House, a debate on civil liberties versus security is taking place between former CTU Director Karen Hays, now National Security Advisor, and Thomas Lennox, the smarmy, oily Presidential Chief of Staff. The President, none other than Wayne Palmer, brother of the deceased former President, has his feet firmly planted in both camps – for the moment. He listens to both sides of the argument and then fails to come to a decision regarding setting up detention camps for terrorist suspects. When Lennox chants his “security has its price” mantra Palmer responds “so does freedom, Tom” which is one way for the writers to show both sides of the issue. It was eerie how many of the same arguments have been echoed by both sides in the liberty versus security debate in real life. However, Lennox sounded like a B-list blogger spouting ignorant generalities and meaningless tripe while Hughes sounded reasonable and heroic in defending civil liberties.
Guess which side the writers want you to come down on?
It is at this meeting that we learn of the plan to hand over Jack Bauer, imprisoned by the Chinese for the last 18 months, to a supposed terrorist traitor, one Abu Fayed. In exchange for Jack (and $25 million), he will betray Hamri al-Assad, the terrorist that the government believes is behind the attacks.
Cut to the airport where Bill and Curtis are watching as a C-130 taxis toward them carrying a bearded, unwashed, unkempt Jack Bauer. It was hard to tell if he had just been released from captivity or whether he was on his way to a formal Moveon.Org banquet. The presence of the ubiquitous Mr. Cheng Zhi, the Chinese security agent who kidnapped Jack last year confirmed the fact that yes, Jack was being released from Chinese custody. We also learn from Mr. Cheng that in the nearly two years that Jack was a prisoner, he never spoke a word. (Too bad we can’t get Jack’s daughter Kim to attempt that trick.)
At CTU, Chloe gets nosy when she’s asked to set up a link to military operation that she knows nothing about. She confronts Nadia Yassir, second in command at CTU-LA and finds out that Jack is to be handed over to his enemies in exchange for information on the whereabouts of Assad. The military and CTU will use the information to take out Assad and his network. None to pleased, Chloe is comforted by her ex-husband Morris who also works in the office.
The producers have spiffed Chloe up considerably from her previous incarnations on the show. She’s gone from a typically disheveled, absent minded geek to a wannabe hottie with brown hair instead of her original blond tresses, nice clothes, and even a dab or two of makeup. But you know what they say about putting a hog in a dress. They could make Chloe into the most glamorous looking woman on the show and she’d still be, well…Chloe.
At the airport, Bill fills Jack in on what’s expected of him – ritual suicide. Jack doesn’t bat an eyelash. The first word out of his mouth is “Audrey” which means at some point in the next 24 hours, we will have a reunion scene with tears and hugs and kisses – probably just before Audrey is kidnapped. Jack also asks about Kim and is informed that neither woman knows he’s been released. Fans of the show devoutly hope that Kim is kept blissfully ignorant of her father’s release so that the American viewing public can be spared an appearance by Elisha Cuthbert, the only female in film history to be outacted by a cougar.
As Jack cleans up in preparation for his death, he takes off his shirt revealing horrible scarring from the torture he received at the hands of the Chinese. He appears a broken man, resigned to his fate.
Emerging from the airport shaved, shorn, and wearing a shirt buttoned all the way to the top (making him look decidedly mild mannered and a little nerdy), Jack takes a call from the President who apologizes for asking him to sacrifice his life. Barely coherent, Jack assures President Palmer that he knows what’s expected of him. After hanging up, Lennox assures the President he is doing the right thing: “It isn’t right, it isn’t wrong. It’s simply our only option…” – something that could be realistically said about many decisions by many Presidents over the years.
Arriving at the exchange point, Bill has a tender (in a manly sort of way) moment with Jack where we learn what really makes Bauer tick:
BILL: I don’t know what to say, Jack.
JACK: Do you understand the difference between dying for something and dying for nothing? The only reason I fought so hard to stay alive in China was because I didn’t want to die for nothing. Today, I can die for something my way, my choice. To be honest with you, it will be a relief.
This is a point about Bauer I was trying to make in my piece in The American Thinker yesterday. It’s not that Jack has a death wish. But he does crave the release that a meaningful death can bring.
Back at the White House, Karen discovers the nefarious plans of Lennox to set up detention centers for suspected terrorists despite the President’s refusal to authorize them. Once again, we are treated to the “security has its price so get used to it” argument from the faux conservative Lennox. Perhaps the writers will go all the way and make Lennox into a Manchurian Candidate type of character who talks tough against terrorists but actually willingly does their bidding by turning Americans against each other and destroying civic life. That kind of nuance may be beyond the writers, however, who seem to revel in portraying many political types – both right and left – one dimensionally.
Cut to a quiet suburban neighborhood where The Typical American Family is arguing about whether to send their child to school given the security situation. The father wants to cower in the house. The mother wants to go on living their lives normally. Their son Scott cuts the argument short when he informs that their their Friendly, Liberal, Neighborhood Arab Terrorist family across the street just had a visit from the FBI and the father is being led away in cuffs.
Seeing some neighborhood bullies approach their innocent looking neighbor’s house, the boy wants to rush to his defense but is restrained by the father who intercedes on behalf of Ahmed (pronounced “Achhhhmed”) and then invites the young man into his house for protection. It’s only later we find out that Ahmed (pronounced “Achhhmed”) is actually a real live, honest to goodness terrorist and that the father and son are being played for fools.
Meanwhile, Abu Fayed arrives to take Jack away. Chloe and Morris, using a little of their well known geek magic, are able to pirate a signal off of a commercial satellite in order to keep an eye on Jack. Alas, Fayed has thought of every contingency, even getting access to CTU surveillance protocols, so that Chloe’s clandestine caper is easily exposed. Threatening to break his deal with CTU unless the satellite is redirected, Fayed gets Nadia to nix Chloe’s coverage. He then teases our heroes by saying that he will now “think about” whether to reveal the location of Assad.
Nadia and Bill are fit to be tied with Chloe. In phone con with Karen telling her of Chloe’s stupidity, Karen bemoans the idea that “there are people in the Administration “willing to tear up the Constitution in the name of national security,” something she believes that country may not recover from.
If the country could survive the curtailment of civil liberties during the Civil War, World War I, and World War II, the idea that it wouldn’t recover from whatever temporary measures were deemed necessary (albeit unconstitutional in the strictest sense and deplorable from a civil liberties standpoint) during this conflict reveals perhaps how little faith the writers have in this country. When people of good will on both sides can agree, the “torn up Constitution” can be put back together as it was in the aftermath of all of those conflicts.
At Fayed’s headquarters, Jack is facing death with quiet resignation. Even the prospect of torture (payback for what Jack did to Fayed’s brother years ago), doesn’t deter him from reminding Fayed that he made a deal with CTU and that he has to give them Assad’s whereabouts. To make his death even more painful, Fayed tries to take away any meaning that Jack’s selfless act would bring by informing him that Assad is not the terrorist mastermind behind all of the attacks but rather it is he, Abu Fayed, who is the actual perpetrator and Assad has come to America to stop him because he wishes to lay down his arms and negotiate with the west.
Uh-huh. And I was a finalist for the Miss America pageant not so many years ago.
Leaving aside that issue for the moment, Fayed does indeed call CTU and tell them where to find Assad. Then, just as he is about to snip off one of Jack’s fingers, he is informed that he has an important call. Leaving Jack alone with only one guard (stupid, stupid, terrorist!), we learn that the caller is none other than Ahmed (pronounced “Achhhmed”) who tells Fayed about his father. The terrorist mastermind could care less about that, only wondering about “the package” that Ahmed (pronounced “Achhhmed”) has in his possession. The way he said “package” can only mean trouble for America.
And Jack? Channeling Bela Lugosi, he uses his teeth to rip the heart monitor cuff off of his arm, thus feigning death. The lone terrorist guard leans down to investigate and Jack once again uses his teeth – this time to sever the jugular of the guard. Finding the keys, he makes his escape. Fayed’s search is cut short when one of the terrorists reminds him that they must get back so that “the operation” – one designed to “kill thousands” of Americans – can be carried out on time.
Put Ahmed’s “package” together with Fayed’s “operation” and you’ve got a nightmare waiting to happen.
Meanwhile, Jack finds a nearby parking garage where there just happens to be one of the few cars left on the road without an alarm system, wheel locks, or electronic ignition. Ripping some wires from underneath the dash, Jack magically starts it. After informing CTU and the White House of his escape and being rebuffed by the President in his effort to call off the military strike on Assad, Jack speeds to Assad’s location in an effort to save the good terrorist so that he can get to Fayed. Jack gets the address from the phone book in his cell, simply looking under the listing for “Terrorists: Reformed.”
In another call to the Friendly, Liberal, Neighborhood Arab Terrorist, Fayed orders him to “retrieve the package.” Making his excuses to the Typical American Family, he leaves the house only to be confronted by young Scott who apologizes for all the bad things that have happened to him and, by extension, all the bad things we Americans are doing to innocent Arab terrorists just like him. Scott chalks it up to “the whole world is crazy.” Ahmed replies “It’s been crazy for a while, you just haven’t noticed,” which is true as far as it goes. Someone as oblivious as young Scott wouldn’t have much of a clue about the real danger “Achhhmed” and his merry band of suicidal, beheading fanatics pose to America.
Jack, however, does recognize the danger – at least we all used to think so. As Jack creeps up on Assad’s hideout, we wonder what in God’s name he’s doing warning this terrorist scum – a man that Jack knows has killed hundreds of innocents. This is not a case of the ends justifying the means. After all, Jack doesn’t have to save him. All he has to do is capture him and torture the information from him regarding Fayed’s whereabouts.
And when Jack enters the hideout and points his gun at Assad, you half expect him to shoot it out with the thugs right there. But Jack needs to know where Fayed is so he helps Assad find the traitor in his midst with the transponder our military is honing in on and then spirits him away just as the helicopters blow the place to smithereens.
It is mystifying. And a little disconcerting. Has Jack gone wimpy? The question is answered a little later when he and Assad, along with the wounded terrorist traitor, take refuge in a house. It is there we discover that Fayed’s information is true – that Assad wants to “lay down his arms” and “negotiate with the west.” He wants to “mainstream” his organization.
The obvious parallel with Lebanon’s terrorist group Hizbullah is nauseating. The first question we might ask is just what there is to “negotiate.” Our security? Our freedom? It’s hard to tell whether Assad is supposed to be a Bin Laden character or, more likely, a standin for Hizbullah leader Hassan Nasrallah (who has no intention of negotiating with anybody and threatens to start a civil war in Lebanon if anyone tries to take away his guns).
And to make matters even worse, did you notice that when Assad was giving his little speech about his peaceful intentions, that there was an American flag covering the window behind him? This murderous thug was actually framed by the flag with the lighting bringing the flag to prominence. It made me queasy.
Strange and troubling.
Things get even stranger when Jack starts to question the terrorist traitor. Beginning the ritual torture of the man, hearing his cries and screams of pain, Jack loses interest quickly saying that he believes him when he says that he doesn’t know where Fayed is. This doesn’t satisfy Assad who really applies the screws to the hapless traitor who then gives up a location where he knows Fayed’s men will be.
It is here that Jack, realizing he may have lost his touch – and heart – says “I don’t know how to do this anymore.” We hope he remembers very soon. We’ve still got 22 hours to go.
So Jack and Assad become the most unlikely anti-terror team in history as they seek to bring down Fayed together so that Assad can safely lay down the arms of his happy group of martyrs and negotiate whatever he intends to negotiate with the west. I sure hope that after his usefulness is at an end, Jack remembers that the only good terrorist is a dead terrorist.
At CTU headquarters, Chloe discovers that it was Jack that helped Assad escape death. She tells Bill who plans to keep this little tidbit to himself for the time being. One can imagine Lennox loosing the dogs on Jack if he found out.
We meet Sandra Palmer, the President’s sister, who is a liberal attorney for what appears to be a CAIR-like group of Muslim-Americans. No terrorists here, she chirps confidently as the FBI shows up asking to see personnel records from the group. The FBI leaves in a huff but from the look the Agent in charge gives Palmer, you know they’ll be back. Terribly upset that the FBI would ask for voluntary cooperation from anyone, she calls her brother to complain. She voices her mistrust of Lennox and his crew of mini-authoritarians, saying that they “treat the Constitution like a list of suggestions” which is extremely clever and would probably elicit a titter at an ACLU meeting but is hardly the point. The scary part is that the Constitution does indeed allow for such actions – just ask Japanese-Americans who lived during World War II.
Back at Terrorist Central, Fayed gives a last minute pep talk to a suicide bomber about ready to go on a mission. We don’t know where he will strike but there is more talk of the operation that will kill thousands.
As expected, the FBI returns to the CAIR-like group’s headquarters, this time with a document known as an Administrative Warrant. This is actually a warrant that doesn’t need to be issued by the courts. It is a warrant that was authorized by the Patriot Act but must go through a rigorous approval process by both the local FBI office and the national headquarters. Unless they believed that there was information about a nuclear weapon about to go off, there is no way on God’s green earth that the FBI agents would have been able to secure such a warrant in a matter of minutes. But, when trying to show how close the US is coming to a dictatorship, anything goes.
Sandra, not willing to have the FBI get a hold of the names and addresses of employees, electronically shreds the files. The FBI arrests her along with the head of the organization who apparently is her lover.
Meanwhile, Ahmed (pronounced “Achhhmed”) retrieves “the package” which was hidden inside the wall of his house. Before he can leave, his bigoted neighbor pays him another visit and starts to beat on him. The terrorist is able to get his hands on a gun and kills the neighbor just as Scott shows up. Showing concern for his wounds, Scott suggests a trip to the hospital. Unfortunately, the young man realizes too late that not everything in this world is as it appears. Sometimes your Arab neighbor across the street really is a terrorist.
“We’re friends,” says young Scott. “Friends? You can’t even pronounce my name!” says Ahmed (pronounced “Achhhmed”).
Jack and Assad are waiting at the designated intersection when Fayed’s men show up. Assad informs us that it is a suicide bomber and his handler. The unlikely anti-terrorist team follows the two men to the train station. Jack sticks with the bomber and tells Assad to stay with the handler.
Boarding the train with the bomber, Jack is suddenly confronted by the conductor who demands his ticket. Having left his wallet in China and thus is without funds to pay for the ride, Jack informs the conductor that he is trying to stop a terrorist attack. I’ll have to remember that one the next time I get on the Chicago and Northwestern for a trip to the loop.
Just as the terrorist is about to set the bomb off, Jack intervenes and literally kicks the guy off the train so that the bomb explodes several blocks short of its intended target – Union Station – which is where the handler ended up to make sure that the suicide attack went off properly. Seeing that it didn’t, the handler calls Fayed and gives him the bad news. The call was intercepted by the NSA who were illegally monitoring the innocent terrorists, egregiously violating their privacy and Constitutional rights but also confirming what Jack said; that it is Fayed and not Assad who is the terrorist mastermind.
So the stage is set for Assad and Jack to take down Fayed together while the White House and CTU are left wondering what their next move will be. President Palmer thinks that “things are going to get much worse.” Knowing the writers for the series as we do, that would seem to be an understatement.
BODY COUNT
As has been my practice for the previous two years, only confirmed, on screen kills will be part of this body count.
22 Americans died in the bus explosion. Also, scratch one suicide bomber.
Jack reverts to cannibalism and eats his first kill.
Air strike sent 4 of Assad’s men to hell.
Assad kills the traitor.
Ahmed (pronounced…Oh, forget it!) offs his neighbor.
Another suicide bomber dies when Jack kicks him off the train.
TOTALS
Jack: 2
Show: 31
“CHLOEISM” OF THE WEEK
Something new this year. I will pick three quotes from Chloe and have my readers vote on which one will win “Chloeism of the Week” honors.
1. To Morris after he got chewed out by Milo:
“Morris, I had the same problem with Department Heads when I first started. Then I learned how to fit in.”
Only those of us who truly know and love Chloe can appreciate that one!
2. To Bill, admitting her role in the satellite caper:
It’s my fault. Fire me.
3. Same setting:
BILL: Chloe, look at me.
CHLOE: I’d rather not!
Other suggestions will be considered.
UPDATE
My friend Steve Strum will once again confront the logical inconsistencies in the series with his weekly “24isms.” Fascinating stuff!
1:02 pm
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1:03 pm
Actually, I think her name is Karen Hays.
Her character may be modeled after the real Karen Hughes, though.
1:04 pm
Damn! Can you believe that I actually looked up her last name because I WANTED to call her Karen Hughes? And then I go ahead and write it that way anyway.
Thanks for the correction.
1:04 pm
[shaking head and laughing out loud]
Rick, you are really good at this.
I’ve no opinion on your Chloe-isms. This year, I prefer Morris-the-cat.
Milo: ...does sarcasm just burst (drip? spew? whatever) out of your mouth?
M-the-Cat: Are we through here?
Waiting anxiously for tonight, and fully confident that Jack will recover his ruthlessness (Mitch Rapp, from Vince Flynn’s books, could help with that)
1:11 pm
Also, I’m surprised Achhhhhhhmed didn’t offer Scott some sliders from White Castle.
1:33 pm
I have a bad feeling about this season. If the Hollywood people can destroy a great show like the Sopranos, they could do it here as well. Having said this, you gotta love Jack killing a guy with his teeth!
1:54 pm
Rick, wonderful as usual. I thought Jack was channelling Forest Gump with the buttoned up shirt. No Kim at all please, I do agree. Who is playing Assad? The SGM (back from Afghanistan just Sunday) says its the guy that plays Baltar on Battlestar and was the doc on DS9. Going to be an interesting season – and thought provoking. Oh one more thing – can get the mobile plug in from Alex King for us Blackberry users? TY
2:08 pm
When you think about all the terrorist cells and groups that have been routed out and dug up in America since 911, it’s a surprise that we haven’t been hit big by them yet. (I may be a little paranoid, but any time I hear about trouble with a bridge, or an electric plant, or a city water/trash/waste system, I think that it could be a terrorist testing the system, and trying to kill us with a thousand little cuts). There were the folks in Seattle. The Lakawana 7 in NY. There’s been a couple busted up in California. There was one in Cleveland. There was the one in the Miami area. How many more are out there just waiting? This enemy is a shadowy shifty evil bunch, and this war will be fought for a long time.
2:09 pm
[...] Update: Not all conservatives are upset about the discussion of Constitutional issues on 24. Right Wing Nut House differes from many conservative bloggers in writing: But after all, it is a just a television show. And despite the extremely serious nature of the civil liberties vs. security debate perhaps, in the end, it may be that reducing the complex arguments for and against extraordinary security measures to one line sophisms is the best way to get a national conversation going on the topic. Goodness knows we need it. Too often, when it comes to discussing this vital issue, people have been talking past each other rather than trying to come to some kind of consensus on the best way forward. [...]
2:21 pm
Outstanding work, Rick, as usual.
A couple notes…
“SUMMARY: 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM”
I think it was AM (not PM).
“Jack gets the address from the phone book in his cell, simply looking under the listing for “Terrorists: Reformed.†”
IIRC, the information Jack entered into the oh-so-conveniently-abandoned cell phone was the Lat/Long numbers he memorized when Fayed read them off over the phone. The phone magically converted them to an address. Cool!
Not sure how hung up I’d get trying to draw parallels between specific characters and real life folks. It’s a separate reality, after all.
“...it’s a surprise that we haven’t been hit big by them yet.”
One plausible explanation is that the islamists, with the expert help of their Fifth Column patsies in the exempt media, have learned how to very deftly manipulate public opinion in the U.S. (witness the midterm election results). They have discovered that – unlike Europeans – when you attack Americans directly, they fight back. In some cases mercilessly. I don’t expect much direct confrontation until their backs are right up against the wall.
3:31 pm
Is it reasonable, simply playing the percentages, that the president’s sister heads up a Muslim organization and the new head of CTU is a Muslim herself – remember when she called the terrorist for reneging on his deal and berated him in Arabic about honor? Maybe? Likely, no. Also, what exactly did we give up to the Chinease that was so huge (repeated a few time in the show)? Maybe it was the blueprints of the Aegis or perhaps some campaign refunds? Maybe it ws the alogarithms for Able Danger? Who knows?
The Hollywood types ought to pocket the sophomoric moralizing. Must be nice for the fantasia intelligentsia to sit back an ponder the moral dilemmas of offending the ummah. For those of us who live in target centers and beyond, call it the other 246 million of us, that concern is superseded by the threat faced. Perhaps the hollygooders could retrain their efforts on illustrating the dearth of conscience across the greater Muslim world. Strike that; the root branch would surely lead back to some perverted argument about US foreign policy. Interesting that a fictional television show can create a stirring of passions yet a beheading is a well below the fold story, and that isn’t saying much given the state of the newspaper industry. Utterly sad state of affairs we are witness. Yet another example of being on the flip side of greatness.
3:44 pm
CHLOEism Vote: I’d rather not!
Regina King (Sandra Palmer) had just about the same lines and attitudes when she played Will Smith’s wife in “Enemy of the State.”
4:42 pm
If you continue to use my name for your sick, stupid comments, switching your IP address so that I can’t ban you, I will contact your service provider.
4:48 pm
Does Jack get credit for the second kill.
I thought the suicide bomber used the detonator and jack just kicked him off the train.
4:51 pm
Heh.
Jack always gets the benefit of the doubt.
Besides, are you sure Jack didn’t kick him so hard that he was dead before the bomb exploded? (JK)
4:52 pm
David,
Even though it’s likely he would have been killed on impact after getting kicked out of a train moving at maximum speed, the terrorist still detonated the bomb attached to his body and thus, that was the cause of death.
5:14 pm
A couple of amusing goofs from the first hour.
America has been under suicide-bomber attack for 11 weeks as the show begins. In the news coverage of the bus bomb we hear that DHS has raised the terror threat level to ***RED***... for the FIRST TIME EVER! OMG, it takes 11 weeks to bump up to red?
Achhhmed’s dad is hauled away by the FBI - presumably as a terror suspect. And they don’t search the house? (probably would not have found the ‘package’ in the wall but still!)
5:15 pm
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11:18 pm
hour four should be a wakeup call to the civil liberties absolutists, the FBI arrested the kid’s dad, instead of the kid, good reason, wrong suspect, the guy that had been in a detention camp was here to detonate a nuke and did so and the guy in the detention facility has enough of a terrorist connection that he knows about the number of nukes in the US. Maybe the US government is doing the right thing in some of these cases.
1:06 am
[...] Just Like Riding A Bicycle [...]
7:35 am
Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759
Thomas Paine
Thomas Paine, “The Rights of Man”, 1792
Thomas Paine
10:56 am
OK, I said I didn’t care about the Chloe-isms, but I can’t believe you left out.
“Shut up, Milo.”
(and the accompanying M-the-Catism: “You might want to attenuate your thoughtless remarks once in awhile.”)
12:50 am
Judging from the scripting of the White House personnel, I am guessing they’re letting David Kelly (Boston Legal) guest-write. But dialogue’s never been 24’s strongest asset anyhoo. The missus and I are watching “live” for the first time this year, and having to wait a week between installments is deliciously infuriating. We are split on the Curtis-is-really-dead question. Morris is no Edgar, but he’s grown on us quickly. We wish Chloe would go back to her mousier self, but nothing’s perfect.
3:58 pm
[...] JUST LIKE RIDING A BICYCLE“I don’t know how to do this anymore.†(Jack Bauer) Sure you do, Jack. It’s easy. Just empty your soul of pity, compassion, and empathy while keeping uppermost in your mind that you’re doing it for the good of the country. I’m sure it will……………….Read more pirate costumes related news here……. [...]
6:01 am
“Meanwhile, Jack finds a nearby parking garage where there just happens to be one of the few cars left on the road without an alarm system, wheel locks, or electronic ignition. Ripping some wires from underneath the dash, Jack magically starts it.”
I also noted that there was an elaborate GPS system in that 1979 Turdmobile that Jack was able to break into. Elaborate enough that he was able to simply punch in the coordinates, and the address magically appeared…
4:01 am
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