Comments on: SHERYL CROW IS ABSOLUTELY SPOT ON

By: The Moderate Voice

The Moderate Voice — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 14:02:14 +0000

Sheryl Crow’s War Against Toilet Paper…

Singer Sheryl Crow is on a roll.
Or trying to get everyone off one.
Her latest battle is a war against the use of toilet paper:
Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.
Crow has sug…

By: Drewsmom

Drewsmom — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:17:36 +0000

ANYONE, who makes a statement that you can use one sheet of toilet paper obviously has never had diarrhea or any other intestional upset.
What an idiot, why do these people think they can say such stupid things? I’m glad Rowe snubbed her ass at the WH dinner. !!!!!!

By: SShiell

SShiell — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:30:36 +0000

An Ode to Sheryl Crow

There she sits all broken hearted
Tried to sh*t but only farted
Upon that throne her mind did glean
She had no paper with which to clean

“Oh What Joy, a tree is saved”
But her joy came much too soon by half
For at that moment her bowels did heave
And rank wet poo her cheeks did cleave

“Now what to do” she was heard to moan
And once again her bowels did groan
And though she mightily did strain
More poo came forth in spite of her pain

And with that groan the door did open
And her hero Al Gore did chance to enter
“Oh thank heavens” she said, expecting help
Came but a single square made all of kelp

“Carbon Neutral” the Gore declared
while Sheryl looked upon that single square
“is our goal and the earth to save”
Sheryl decided she must be brave

“This sacrifice I make for all mankind
My *ss to wipe and clean my behind.”
“And what else can I do to save us all”
She asked of Gore outside the stall

“You can also save more of this planet,
By conserving water so other may have it”
“When you have wiped your butt so fair
Save the flush - eat the square!”

By: Karen

Karen — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:11:31 +0000

My most vivid memory of a bidet experience involves my son. When he was but 15 months old, he and I were in a hotel room in Caracus, Venezuela and he toddled off to check out the bathroom as I was searching for his pjs in his luggage. I heard a swoosh of water and there he was, standing next to it in amazement of the water shooting up to the ceiling.

Yeah, good times.

By: Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 21:42:42 +0000

“I like my sports violent and my sex hot, sweaty, and loud.”

…I`m sorry. What did you say after that?