That having been said, I do feel a bit sorry for her on a couple levels. Firstly, she seems to be unswervingly stupid. Secondly, as rich as she is, finding a competent Attorney should not have been anything resembling a challenge. (perhaps one that could have actually convinced her to keep her pie hole shut in front of the Judge.)

I guess I find all this puzzling, and think that her celeb status, personal ignorance and poor representation has made a mountain out of a mole hill.

Violating your probation conditions for a DUI??? Trust me… You are not even a fair sized minnow in the probation pond. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.

For me at least, all it took was being forthright, contrite, and no trying to BS a Lady Judge with a highly calibrated BS detector. Did I have to go back to Jail?… NO. Did I get the “I better not see your ass back in my Courtroom again, or you are TOAST” look?… Damn right, I did!!!

So… while I, like many others, find amusement in the plight of Paris, and her spoiled, over-sexed, vacuous and charmingly meretricious ways… I do think she got the shaft… pun intended.

The judge was dead wrong with the sentence. Paris should be in rehab and her parents should be doing hard time for child abuse. Her mother makes me want to vomit.

How many of them get to plead to go home to mommy, and the local jailer says. “awright, you poor thing.”

How many of us get to go to a special medical unit and get given free drugs (!!!) so that we can get some “sleep?”

Puh-leeze.

1. Media shocked into stunned silence for 0.000023 seconds

2. Media immediately goes back in time 0.000023 seconds to make up for lost coverage

3. Media increases coverage (it’s actually possible, since research has shown that Mr. Enoch Salifu of Tamale, Ghana, West Africa has never heard of Paris Hilton)

4. Media fires microscopic cameras by high speed air gun directly into Paris’ head, thereby allowing unrestricted 24-hour coverage (to be broadcast on the space channel…get it? The space channel! Cause her head is, you know, empty…and like, oh forget it).

If, and God forbid (I really mean that, this is only a stupid comment on a blog for Pete’s sake) she does kill herself, the inevitable reaction would be:

1. Media devotes 100% of resources to the funeral. Seriously. Not a single image and/or sound recording device will be devoted to any other event on the planet (or the solar system).

2. 4 days after non-stop coverage, Media interest dissapears to absolute zero. Historians note that the word Paris and Hilton will not be found together in any record for 1,244 years, until the Governer of the state of New New Mexico, Paris Hilton, announces her candidacy for the 3252 US Presidential elections.

Sopranos. I can’t watch - haven’t caught up with the season yet. Disgusting people, but great television. Don’t tell me what happens, but I’ll probably hear somewhere anyway.Napoleon’s battle sword at auction.Want a simpler way of life? Go for it,…

In Los Angeles a judge ordered Paris Hilton to come before him and just like those Roman slaves in Spartacus, I, along with millions of Americans, cry out, “I am Paris Hilton!”…

What is even more appalling is no sense of outrage at the parents who, by spoiling and enabling their daughter, created this
spectacle. It’s sad, sick and deserves our contempt.

ameriki so wicked and hate the woman unless she killing the baby and liking the lesbian.

in waziristan this not happen. father him not allow anyone hurting him daughter. taking the “special measure”. but ameriki so tame now. no respect for self.

in waziristan whole clan attacking this wicked judge and destroy, and also destry him entire family, to include even the second cousin. and burn with fire. and all grave of ancestor destroy and give bone for dog.

hypocrite liar ameriki say him “free” the womans but in true..ameriki woman the whore with LBT (low back tattoo) and hate husband.

so soon all ameriki need make freedom and destroy controlling of usa by masters in tel aviv through spy in white house and pentagon.

for him true and good info: stop1984Now@yahoo.com

Sad day for privacy when Artistry was removed from imagery… Now a sea of paparazzi feed hundreds of daily publications…Wise words of Rick Moran……