Really. I’m serious. There’s no other possible explanation for this riotously funny, over the top, idiocy that I predict will be linked to by more right wing bloggers than any story this year so far:
TAKE THE WHITE HOUSE BY STORM - Stop Genocide, Torture and Occupation(HT: Michelle Malkin)
U.N. SOS - We need your help to end the reign of international criminals.
It is our duty and the duty of the United Nations to rescue the people of the world from the U.S. dictators. Murder for occupation and theft of land is illegal. Murder of journalists is criminal. Remove the traitors who have stolen the U.S. budget and used it to commit international crimes against humanity.
If we were being bombed and our journalists were being murdered here in the U.S. by a foreign country’s military, we would hope that the people of that country would stop what they are doing and go to their president’s office and demand that it was stopped. If we were the ones burying thousands and thousands of our family members and watching the destruction of the homes, schools, churches and offices that we had worked for decades to build, we would hope that someone, somewhere would care enough to do something for us. We must stop the criminals in our government NOW. There is no meeting with Congress that is going to change what they are doing. We must put the power of the people into action and stay there until they leave!
Inviting everyone to the White House for a protest rally to show that we do not accept the criminal government, illegal wars and the permanent occupation planned for Iraq and Afghanistan. For Nat Turner, For Martin and Coretta, For all the Torture and Assassination in Afghanistan, Iraq, Haiti and many others – We will not allow the Slave Holders that Still Prevail in this Country to Rule us any longer. Imprisonment and torture based on race, religion, resources or region is no different than the slavery we sought to abolish years ago. The Administration is Criminal and if they will not step down, we must storm in, show them how many of us do not accept a criminal government. How can we stand by and watch them kill our brothers, sisters, journalists and friends for their dollars?
We are calling on all citizens and governments in every country to stand with us. We are calling on all Member Nations of the U.N.; All Representatives and Justices in the World Court and International Criminal Courts; All Human Rights Advocates; All Soldiers and CIA agents and government officials who have been blackmailed or are in fear of the dictators to join us in ending this reign of corporate terror in our government. The World Criminal Courts need to incarcerate Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld for admitted crimes and known crimes of international scope. The Political Cooperative will put a new, temporary government in place that is comprised of people from Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch and all the organizations that have finally made us aware of the truth of the savage practices and illegal policies of our government in assassinating our own officials as well as people throughout the world who oppose their criminal activity. We need all of you to save U.S. victims and global victims from their ongoing criminal activity. We are calling on the military, police, citizens and religious organizations to stand with us and help us to bring democracy back to the United States and by doing so, free the world from the wrath, occupation, theft, torture, blackmail and assassination by the Criminals in the United States Government. What they have done all over the world is much worse than what Saddam Hussein has done, so why are they not in jail too? They have admitted to international and national crimes, so why have they not been taken to Court too?
The person behind this comedy is Darrow Boggiano. Now, Mr. Boggiano fancies himself something of an activist…or a fantasist. On his website Political Cooperative.Org, he writes this plea for volunteers:
Any amount of time you have to offer is greatly needed! We have over one million subscribers and have a lot of work to do in preparing for upcoming events.
If this guy has one million subscribers anywhere except his overactive imagination, I’ll walk down the middle of Market Street in San Francisco totally naked singing the Internationale. It wouldn’t be pretty, I assure you.
Now just to prove that this fellow is 2 shakes short of a finished martini, here’s what he wrote in tribute to lost comrades who were reporting the “truth” in Iraq and were killed by American soldiers:
The Political Cooperative is a tribute to our recently lost Activists and Journalists who were photographing or reporting the truth of the war (many of whom were killed by U.S. and British Troops), and they include Ossie Davis, Rosa Parks, Paul Wellstone, Bill Rodgers, Terry Lloyd, Paul Moran, Gaby Rado, Kaveh Golestan, Michael Kelly, Kamaran Abd al-Razaq Muhammad, David Bloom, Julio Anguita Parrado, Christian Liebig, Tariq Ayoub, Taras Protsyuk, Jose Couso, Mario Podesta, Veronica Cabrera, Elizabeth Neuffer, Walid Khalifa Hassan al-Dulami, Richard Wild, Jeremy Little, Mazin Dana, Ahmad Shawkat, Ali Abdul Aziz, Ali al-Khatib; and many others.
I wonder what Michael Kelly’s widow thinks of this moonbat using her dead husband’s name to promote his anti-American views?
Mr. Boggiano seems to have sprung up from literally no where. A Google search turned up only a couple of references to him mostly about this upcoming coup d’etat. This leads me to believe that this is a classic CIA destabilization operation carried out by clandestine agents bent on destroying the credibility of the left in the United States.
Simply put, no one can be this stupid. Calling for Amnesty International to take over the government of the United States? Storming the White House in the first place?
It’s a CIA trick, gotta be. If I were Kos or the DU’ers, I would file a FOIA request for all information regarding the government’s involvement in this operation. The credibility of moonbats everywhere is at stake. Just think about it; how can any self respecting conspiracy theorist be tied to this nutjob? Who is going to believe that “Bush lied and people died” if they are lumped in with this wacko?
The funny thing is going to the White House on March 15 and seeing how many people actually show up. Since the time set for the revolution is 12:00 AM, my guess is most of the moonbats will be too drunk or stoned to remember where they were supposed to be and what they were supposed to be doing.
Well, at least Mr. Boggiano got what he was after; a lot of attention. Now let’s see what he does with it.
As I suspected, we on the right are going nuts over Mr. Boggiano’s delusion. Top bloggers like Charles Johnson (check out the always hilarious lizardoids in the comments) Ed Morrissey, Rand Simberg and a host of smaller sites are all having a lot of fun at this idiot’s expense. As of 11:30 AM Central there were 14 blogs listed on Technorati linking to the moonbat’s site.
I’m sure it is he who is getting the last laugh, however. By paying him so much attention, he’ll probably be able to raise his ad rates not to mention giving him what he so desparately craves; attention.
The guy is going to be a hero at the DU site by sundown.
Also, Alexandra only has one thing to say…
Sweetness and Light prints the specific law broken by Mr. Boggiano and anyone who conspires with him.
At this rate, the guy will have his own blog at Daily Kos…