Anybody wanna buy a blog? Cheap?
My blog on Blogshares began the day worth a cool $4,568 per share. Someone must have started some kind of rumor because as of this moment, it is worth exactly $302.78 per share.
Jesus, now I know how Kenny Lay feels.
In an effort to buck up the price, I can let it be known that prospects for this site look very promising indeed. I have it on good authority that this blog is, in fact, undervalued considerably and if I were you, I’d head on over to Blogshares and buy, buy, buy!
I promise to donate 1/3 of my profits to the Scooter Libby Revenge Fund and the Vice President Cheney Sharpshooter School. The rest, I will of course plow back into this blog trying to earn your trust which has obviously faltered.
Invest now…or I’ll call my friend Jack Bauer and he will make this the worst day of your life if you don’t.
7:55 pm
Went to the link but couldn’t find a way to buy. Am I missing something. Love the insight and political analysis posted here. Oh, well. I left an email. It sould be good to let myself and other readers know how the shares can be bought and sold. For now I’ll just check out the sponsors. That’s all I can do. Just need to catch up on the last two days first.
11:46 pm
I’d offer, but the problem is I’d have to sell my blog first…and I don’t even think I could raise $308…
12:14 am
Prospectors, who aren’t willing to offer effort on their own parts, tend to reach for future gains. They are looking for a 30 year, monthly income of $302 believing that you are a POSSESION, rather than a participant, building a commodity.
Take it, build a new blog, and use this as a MOCKERY of common business.
I say this, because I was THE guy at a 3/4 million a quarter contract, and I was sold out by my company, and when Bell and Howell MMT sold out to I THINK! “bowe international”? They lost my customer.
Service, value, and respect are NOT commidity’s that are easily traded. And I am not salable. i’m not a commodity. I quit.
1:59 am
Forget Ken Lay. How about all those people who didn’t get out of Global Crossing when Terry McAulliffe did?
3:06 am
Hey, this is a volatile business. All you need is a few scoops and the world will beat a path to your URL.
Some tips on what to pursue that really appeals to the unwashed American public:
1) That girl missing in Aruba has been sighted in Sparks, Nevada.
2) At the urging of an unknown lobbyist, in 2002 Congress officially recognized a little-known tribe in New Jersey called the Soprano Indians. The tribe has opened two casinos and is planning a third.
3)Last week at a McDonald’s in San Francisco, a customer discovered what appeared to be the tip of a male sexual organ in their chili.
4) An e-mail deleted from the computer of an executive at the
Catepillar Company proves that Israel asked for guarantees that the tracks of the D-7 model and larger were suitable for crushing protestors.
5) The sole survivor of a mass killing at a Rave in Seattle says she lived because all the metal studs in her tongue deflected a potentially fatal bullet.
6) The Russians have announced that due to global warming they will now be able to sail supertankers full of Siberian oil directly from the Arctic Circle port of Frozinasskaya to a new refinery that Gasprom and the Soprano Indians are building in New Jersey.
7) The Democrat Party will announce tomorrow a detailed plan for withdrawal from Iraq. Phase One is to take Saddam up on the offer to negotiate he made when pulled from the hole in the floor of the hut.
9:37 am
P.S. What happens in Sparks, stays in Sparks
1:53 pm
Obviously, George Soros fears you and has been short-selling Rightwing Nuthouse.