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4/3/2007
OF DOGWOODS, AZALEAS, AND THE BABES OF SPRING
CATEGORY: WHITE SOX

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The Par 3 12th hole at Augusta National. The most difficult Par 3 in golf.

Winter is now officially over.

That snow expected for tomorrow? Pay it no mind. Major League baseball teams have broken camp and moved north signaling the official start of spring.

Opening day was welcomed with the usual excitement and high hopes – even by luckless teams like the Chicago Cubbies who went out and spent a gazillion dollars to improve their fortunes. To be fair, Cubs fans always have high hopes. It’s part of the little kit kids get when they become Cubs fans. And along with those high hopes comes paper towels to wipe the spittle off the TV screen when your heroes blow another game as well as a suicide instruction manual for those who just can’t bear to watch the destruction of another promising season. “Wait until next year” has become a running joke in Chicago – sort of like the dead rising from the grave to vote in every election except there’s a better chance of that really happening than the Cubs winning the world championship.

And to make this time even more glorious and significant, Tiger, Phil, and the best golfers in the world will vie for the most glamorous championship in the world in what may be the most beautiful sports setting in the world; Augusta National Golf Club.

That last is not hyperbole. Golfing great Bobby Jones who designed Augusta, took what nature had to offer and added wide, sloping fairways, enough trees to populate a small forest, breathtaking hillsides filled with blooming dogwoods and azalea bushes, and topped it off with the most treacherously designed greens in Christendom. The effect is a feast for the eyes and torture for the soul. How many golfing greats have found their dreams shattered going around “Amen Corner” (#10, 11, 12)? How many eagles have turned to double bogey thanks to the innocuous looking but devilishly placed tributary to Rae’s Creek on #13? And how many big putts by big golfers have rolled in for victory on #18?

For sports drama there are few events that can match it. Perhaps the “old” Indy 500 came close. And today, NASCAR’s Daytona 500 is usually one of the most competitive events of the year. But for sheer artistry, performance under pressure, and nail biting suspense, the Masters Golf Tournament usually doesn’t disappoint.

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Sox Manager Ozzie Guillen contemplates the upcoming season.

Meanwhile, the Babes of Spring have begun their long quest for glory as Major League baseball opened its season this last weekend. Frankly, I don’t pay much attention until the Babes turn into the Boys of Summer who, in turn, morph into the playoff warriors of fall – fighting for the opportunity to join their names and the name of their team to the long and storied history of what we used to call “The National Pastime.”

No more, of course. For a variety of reasons I flesh out here, baseball no longer dominates the national conversation as it once did. But for those of us of a certain age, we can recall when baseball was king and other sports were created as filler, simply taking up the time before spring training started again.

No matter. I will be a baseball fan until the day I leave the earth and may the devil take anyone who criticizes me for it. I love the ins and outs of the game, the strategy, the grace of the players, and most especially, the one on one confrontation between the hitter and the pitcher – the most lovely of athletic competitions.

And even though players have turned into hobos and some have become Frankenstein monsters hyped up on steroids, the sound of the ball hitting the bat with that satisfying thwack still gets my blood racing and juices flowing.

This year’s edition of my White Sox will contend for the American League Central title. The only problem is, so will Detroit, Minnesota, and Cleveland. This, the most competitive division in baseball will probably feature some of the best games in all of baseball this year. Stellar pitching, excellent defense, and power offenses will make AL Central games a joy to watch.

Mercurial manager Ozzie Guillen will put pretty much the same lineup on the field this year as he did during last year’s 90 win season. The Sox have shored up some holes, notably in centerfield where last year’s weak sister Brian Anderson will start the season on the bench, giving way to veteran Darin Erstad. And two players who were pivotal during the Sox World Series championship year of 2005 – Juan Uribe and Scott Posednik – should regain at least some of the form that made them such a large part of that magical season.

Unfortunately, the pitching staff is something of a question mark. Trading away Freddie Garcia to Philly for two relatively unknown arms and the shocking deal that sent potential future star Brandon McCarthy to Texas for another set of young pitchers raised eyebrows around the league and set the fans to grumbling. But there is little doubt the Sox addressed their major problem from last year; an inconsistent bullpen. Now featuring three kids who can chuck the ball close to 100 MPH, the Sox should dominate in the late innings. And closer Bobby Jenks – whose fastball seems to have lost some velocity – still has that devastating hook as an “out” pitch.

For offense, murderers row is still in place with Thome, Konerko, and Dye, the triple threat power trio ready to play long ball. All three hit for average, drive in runs, and can go long at any time. Simply put, there is no more devastating middle of the lineup anywhere in baseball.

For intangibles, how about Ozzie being on the hot seat this year? Guillen’s shtick is beginning to wear thin with the club’s upper management, the press, and even some fans. If the Sox fall below expectations this year – and nothing less than another trip to the World Series is expected – Ozzie may find himself looking for another job. He has yet to learn to curtail his more outrageous comments and it may yet prove to be a distraction to the team if he gets embroiled in more controversies. But there is no doubt Guillen is a warrior for his players. And the players in turn feel a loyalty for their skipper that goes beyond the organization. Owner Jerry Reinsdorf has proven in the past that he can take only so much controversy before he takes care of the problem permanently. But if Guillen is winning, Jerry probably won’t care if Ozzie goes skinny dipping in the Grant Park fountain.

As I did last year, I will write from time to time about the Sox, especially the “Crosstown Showdown” series with the Cubs. And I expect I’ll have something to say when Barry Bonds breaks Hank Aaron’s career home run record, although if there has ever been a less attractive hero breaking an iconic major record than Bonds, I cannot for the life of me think of one.

So get set and strap it down. Baseball is here and summer isn’t very far behind.

By: Rick Moran at 5:36 pm
6 Responses to “OF DOGWOODS, AZALEAS, AND THE BABES OF SPRING”
  1. 1
    ed Said:
    7:00 pm 

    Please write often about baseball, Rick. Your eloquence is needed. This beautiful sport, as you so accurately write, simply cannot be destroyed. Not by the major league players and their “union”, sports agents (although Scot Boros tries diligently), television, corporate team owners, shoe companies or other modern evils.

    My favorite baseball memories are from 1987. I was a graduate student in Utah and each summer the Salt Lake Trappers were my team. They played in the Pioneer League, a rookie league filled with just out of Legion ball kids with big league dreams. The Trappers were not affiliated with any major league team, so these kids just wanted a shot and would do anything for even the remote chance offered by this team.

    The little stadium nestled in the shadows of the Wasatch mountains was beautiful. It smelled like baseball, the brisk fragrances of horsehide, dust, grass and sweat filling the air. Oh, I don’t remember any of the players and that just doesn’t matter. I remember beautifully executed double plays and home runs and I remember many botched plays by these young men. No one remembering to cover home during a rundown, balks aplenty and seriously misjudged fly balls.

    But it was great baseball. The 1987 Trappers still hold the professional baseball record of 29 straight wins! Such excitement with that streak!! The Yankee fans of ‘41 could not have been more excited over DiMaggio’s consecutive hits streak. My son was in elementary school and we loved to take about strategy and why baseball wasn’t as fast as Nintendo but was far more difficult and far more important. He shook hands with the Famous Chicken and with team part-owner Bill Murray, who walked through the crowd teasing and shaking hands. My son remembers the Chicken and the game excitement but alas, does not remember meeting Bill Murray.

    This great game, so American and both intellectual and physical, may not be the only game on the national radar anymore, but it matters in a way that is connected to the soul of America. Anyone can play baseball. Only a few can be great at baseball. And that is what America offers to everyone. A chance to play, a chance to be great at what you choose to do, regardless of your heritage, income level, or connection to power. Play ball!

  2. 2
    libby Said:
    10:12 pm 

    My parents flew out this morning from John Wayne (Orange County). They go to the Masters almost every year and rent a house at the Honors Course. They have so much fun with all of their friends from all over the country who fly in for it, too.

  3. 3
    mikeyslaw Said:
    11:23 am 

    Rick
    You know what else is great about the Masters? As far as I know, no convicted criminals will be teeing it up. Although I am entering the “golden years”, and my memory may be slipping, I don’t recall in all my years of watching the Masters ever having seen anyone go into the gallery and beat the crap out of a spectator. I don’t recall any golfer ever flipping the entire gallery off, or throwing his club at anyone (well, maybe Tommy Bolt might have, once). As far as I know, no riots, murders, mayhem (unless you consider Tiger’s win by 12 mayhem), and drunken brawls have ever occurred at the Masters.
    And one more thing. Any dumb show of disgust like spitting into the cup at the Masters would be tantamount to playing a round naked with Mickey Mouse ears while singing “Gloria” at the top of your lungs. And just as likely to happen.
    Golfers may be prima-donnas, but at least they ain’t felons.

  4. 4
    rodander Said:
    12:01 pm 

    Funny, down here in Texas, we’re wondering who this Brandon McCarthy guy is that the Rangers traded sure-thing-up-and-coming-young-star Danks for.

  5. 5
    Sparky Said:
    4:02 pm 

    “murderer’s row”???? BWA HA HA HA HA HA!

  6. 6
    Sparky Said:
    4:10 pm 

    Do you think if the White Sox brought up Journey from AAA they could put the sox on a 3 game streak and prevent any MORE 32 run meltdowns? Juan Uribe…..is there a WORSE ss ANYwhere in baseball?

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