Sheesh! My appearance on C-Span this morning brought the trolls out from underneath the bridge. Here are two of the more printable ones.
You are a scumbag wrote:
Hey assf**k, I’m watching you on CSPAN, and though I’ve never heard of you
before I think I can safely nominate you as one of the biggest walking infected
sphincters on the earth. When Helen Thomas takes a sh*t the stain she leaves in
the bowl has more knowledge, more integrity and higher intelligence than you
do. It most likely smells better than you as well.
Dear Your are a Scumbag:
I guess you didn’t count on a response otherwise you would have thought how your salutation would look being returned to you. Or maybe you just aren’t very smart and don’t think about anything much at all.
I must confess I didn’t know that sphincters could get infected. You must have had some experience with the malady.
As for the image of Ms. Thomas defecating, I congratulate you on having a better imagination than me.
And Helen leaving a stain in the bowl… Is this something you check on regularly or is it more of a once in a lifetime opportunity for you. If a regular occurence, I can understand why you might have a hard time differentiating smells.
Then there was this fellow who took issue with the Democrats calling Bush Hitler:
Bill Gardner wrote:
Saw your sorry ass on c-span this AM.When you started moaning about those nasty
libs comparing your hero to Hitler,that pretty little lady from Misouri sort of
broke it off in you didn’t she? Of course that is a bad comparison.Bushie is way
too f**kin dumb to be another Hitler.
Bill is a long time reader here and I’m glad he was able to catch the show this morning. I will first of all say that there is nothing sorry about my ass. It is, in fact, one of my better features as I receive compliments on it from both men and women, the men being more than generous. And since my ass could not be seen on TV, I wonder if you were able to procure that picture of me, Babs Streisand, and Helen Thomas cavorting in that pool of Lemon-Lime Jello from the Oscars party last month. If so, I would say nobody’s ass looks very good with whipped cream and little pieces of pinneapple dripping off of it.
As for your sexist comment regarding Ms. Marsh, (“little lady?” Tsk…Tsk…), please go to the Daily Kos website and using the search function put in “Bush + Hitler” and tell me what you find.
I would challenge you on your Hitler comparison but since you seem to be such an admirer of his, I’ll save you the aggravation.
Finally, there’s this gem:
BEN HASSEL wrote:
YOU MAKE FUN OF HELENS LOOKS,WHAT DOES YOUR MAMA LOOK LIKE?
Better than Helen. And she’s been dead for 6 years.