Sheesh! My appearance on C-Span this morning brought the trolls out from underneath the bridge. Here are two of the more printable ones.
You are a scumbag wrote:
Hey assf**k, I’m watching you on CSPAN, and though I’ve never heard of you
before I think I can safely nominate you as one of the biggest walking infected
sphincters on the earth. When Helen Thomas takes a sh*t the stain she leaves in
the bowl has more knowledge, more integrity and higher intelligence than you
do. It most likely smells better than you as well.
Dear Your are a Scumbag:
I guess you didn’t count on a response otherwise you would have thought how your salutation would look being returned to you. Or maybe you just aren’t very smart and don’t think about anything much at all.
I must confess I didn’t know that sphincters could get infected. You must have had some experience with the malady.
As for the image of Ms. Thomas defecating, I congratulate you on having a better imagination than me.
And Helen leaving a stain in the bowl… Is this something you check on regularly or is it more of a once in a lifetime opportunity for you. If a regular occurence, I can understand why you might have a hard time differentiating smells.
Warmest Regards,
Me
Then there was this fellow who took issue with the Democrats calling Bush Hitler:
Bill Gardner wrote:
Saw your sorry ass on c-span this AM.When you started moaning about those nasty
libs comparing your hero to Hitler,that pretty little lady from Misouri sort of
broke it off in you didn’t she? Of course that is a bad comparison.Bushie is way
too f**kin dumb to be another Hitler.
Bill is a long time reader here and I’m glad he was able to catch the show this morning. I will first of all say that there is nothing sorry about my ass. It is, in fact, one of my better features as I receive compliments on it from both men and women, the men being more than generous. And since my ass could not be seen on TV, I wonder if you were able to procure that picture of me, Babs Streisand, and Helen Thomas cavorting in that pool of Lemon-Lime Jello from the Oscars party last month. If so, I would say nobody’s ass looks very good with whipped cream and little pieces of pinneapple dripping off of it.
As for your sexist comment regarding Ms. Marsh, (“little lady?” Tsk…Tsk…), please go to the Daily Kos website and using the search function put in “Bush + Hitler” and tell me what you find.
I would challenge you on your Hitler comparison but since you seem to be such an admirer of his, I’ll save you the aggravation.
Finally, there’s this gem:
BEN HASSEL wrote:
YOU MAKE FUN OF HELENS LOOKS,WHAT DOES YOUR MAMA LOOK LIKE?
Dear Ben:
Better than Helen. And she’s been dead for 6 years.
4:20 pm
Answer: Better then Helen.
Thank you for my first good laugh of the day and the day is almost gone. Should of read you earlier and had a better Sunday. Live and learn, maybe.
7:20 pm
I expected you did not mention Bush’s reply to Helen Thomas’ question which were all the same re-cycled lies he has been using since he got us into his mess in the distant sands. As a WW2 vet I am hoping that military conscription will be re-activated. Then we will see a re-visitation of the 60s with the flags unfurled and the gung ho bumper stickers replaced by poems written by The Society of Friends.
7:54 pm
I see the Democrats sent out the brain trust after you.
At least that first guy spelled ‘sphincter’ correctly – that is a start.
Too bad they spend so much time spell-checking their profanity and zero time coming up with serious plans to protect our national security. Or to reform Social Security. Or to fix immigration.
I realize that ‘assf**k’ is considered a polite opener for them, but must they consider ‘national security’ a dirty word in its place? That, to me, is what is really offensive.
8:40 pm
bwahahahaha!
You really outdid yourself on C-Span this morning, looks to me as though you got under their skin by showing up your lefty foil. And you made it look so easy!
~Cao.
10:23 pm
You are a mean and brutally blunt person, I think I like you…
10:49 pm
Rick – think of it this way. Just remember how Lincoln’s and Jefferson’s detractors vilified them.
You must be doing something Right.
Heh.
11:06 pm
Why Blog?
Many are the reasons. To develop a thicker skin is one of them. A thick skin is an attribute conducive to negotiating this world with equanimity. Since I’ve taken up blogging, I have noticed a definite uptick in the fitness of…
9:50 am
uh, thank you… thank you very much
I’d like to take this opportunity to thank the DailyKos cadre for pointing me to The Pirate Armada, which I discovered there while responding to my first (and apparently last) dKos diary entry.
I’d also like to thank them for taking all of …
5:00 pm
Does anyone else think that Helen Thomas would be perfect to play The Penguin in a Batman re-make flic?
Just askin.
5:29 pm
Rick Moran: blog-brother extraordinaire!
My wonderful blog-brother, Rick Moran from Right Wing Nuthouse, was on CSPAN1 this morning on Washington Journal. He was featured discussing the issues with Taylor Marsh (taylormarsh.com), who came across as pretty good and well spoken. But, of course, I
7:49 am
Now that’s comedy
5:44 pm
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