The levels of irony on display with the “revelation” by the New York Times that some of the Saddam documents dealing with Hussein’s drive for nuclear weapons may constitute a dangerous release of classified info on how to build them is so perfect, so exquisitely delightful that it’s at times like these I wish I was a poet.
Only The Bard himself could do justice to the smorgasbord of delectable incongruities, tasty paradoxes, and bitterly sardonic idiocies that the New York Times, the left, our intelligence agencies, and yes – even those of us who pined for the release of this historic treasure trove of data have ultimately fallen into.
The New York Times, a news organ that has on many occasions revealed the existence of some of the most classified intelligence programs the government uses to protect American citizens, in violation of the law, of common sense, and (my own opinion) of their patriotic duty during a time of war, now implicitly criticizes the Bush Administration for (wait for it)...releasing classified information!
Last March, the federal government set up a Web site to make public a vast archive of Iraqi documents captured during the war. The Bush administration did so under pressure from Congressional Republicans who said they hoped to “leverage the Internet†to find new evidence of the prewar dangers posed by Saddam Hussein.
But in recent weeks, the site has posted some documents that weapons experts say are a danger themselves: detailed accounts of Iraq’s secret nuclear research before the 1991 Persian Gulf war. The documents, the experts say, constitute a basic guide to building an atom bomb.
Last night, the government shut down the Web site after The New York Times asked about complaints from weapons experts and arms-control officials. A spokesman for the director of national intelligence said access to the site had been suspended “pending a review to ensure its content is appropriate for public viewing.â€
Officials of the International Atomic Energy Agency, fearing that the information could help states like Iran develop nuclear arms, had privately protested last week to the American ambassador to the agency, according to European diplomats who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the issue’s sensitivity. One diplomat said the agency’s technical experts “were shocked†at the public disclosures.
Michelle Malkin:
“The NYTimes blabbermouths are accusing the Bush administration of being careless with national security data?
Ouch. Stop. Sides. Splitting.
There really isn’t anything else one can say. Words are inadequate to the task of describing the poetic blindness evinced by The Times as they blithely empty the remaining arrows from their quiver of political barbs flung toward Bush and the Republicans in the lead up to Tuesday’s election. But to prove my point about this particular story being full of a particularly tasty brand of ironic disposition, in the process of trying to hurt the Republicans, they actually make their case about Saddam’s pre-war ties to terrorists for them.
Ed Morrissey:
This is apparently the Times’ November surprise, but it’s a surprising one indeed. The Times has just authenticated the entire collection of memos, some of which give very detailed accounts of Iraqi ties to terrorist organizations. Just this past Monday, I posted a memo which showed that the Saddam regime actively coordinated with Palestinian terrorists in the PFLP as well as Hamas and Islamic Jihad. On September 20th, I reposted a translation of an IIS memo written four days after 9/11 that worried the US would discover Iraq’s ties to Osama bin Laden.
Ed points to this excerpt that seems to explode a few cherished myths of the left about how close Saddam was to building an atomic bomb:
Among the dozens of documents in English were Iraqi reports written in the 1990’s and in 2002 for United Nations inspectors in charge of making sure Iraq abandoned its unconventional arms programs after the Persian Gulf war. Experts say that at the time, Mr. Hussein’s scientists were on the verge of building an atom bomb, as little as a year away.
European diplomats said this week that some of those nuclear documents on the Web site were identical to the ones presented to the United Nations Security Council in late 2002, as America got ready to invade Iraq. But unlike those on the Web site, the papers given to the Security Council had been extensively edited, to remove sensitive information on unconventional arms.
The New York Times – A Shill for Republicans? Who woulda thunkit?
Speaking of the left, it’s not surprising that they obediently took up the cudgel handed them by The Times to immediately bash Bush, the GOP Congress, and most notably, those of us who agitated for the release of the Saddam documents in the first place. Alas, in this season of ironic transposition and in their gleeful haste to score political points, they neglected to recall their previous position regarding the relative danger of Iran.
Even if some of the documents revealed secrets that might be helpful to a country’s nuclear program, how could it help a country like Iran who, according to legions of lefties, was not interested in building a bomb and was no threat to the United States in the first place?
To avoid this logical fallacy, the left does as it always does; they ignore the reality of any previous position they’ve taken and substitute an alternative narrative that begins, for all practical purposes, in medias res:
John Avarosis:
I’ve got a question for every Republican member of Congress on the campaign trail. Were you involved in this plan to propagandize to the American people that was so shoddy, so forced, so haphazardly thrown together that you gave al Qaeda and every other bad guy the plans for how to nuke New York?
Of course, we won’t ever have any hearings on this issue, or find out what went wrong, because the Republicans control Congress and they don’t hold the Bush administration accountable. They simply pressure Bush to literally hand Al Qaeda and Iran the plans for making a nuclear bomb.
Forgoing irony for the moment to highlight ignorance, here’s an expert’s opinion of whether or not al-Qaeda could use the information from the leaked web pages to build a bomb:
A senior American intelligence official who deals routinely with atomic issues said the documents showed “where the Iraqis failed and how to get around the failures.†The documents, he added, could perhaps help Iran or other nations making a serious effort to develop nuclear arms, but probably not terrorists or poorly equipped states. The official, who requested anonymity because of his agency’s rules against public comment, called the papers “a road map that helps you get from point A to point B, but only if you already have a car.â€
I would suggest Mr. Aravosis stick with outing gays, which is something his personality and intelligence is perfectly suited – that of a grub crawling out from under a rock to “out” the slug as a multi-sexual mollusk. His powers of analysis – as in warning of an imminent attack by Evil George on Iran before the election next Tuesday – leave much to be desired.
For true irony (rather than blatant stupidity) Booman fills the bill nicely:
[T]he Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, has completely f*cked up. You see, Peter Hoekstra just couldn’t believe Saddam Hussein has no WMD and thus posed no threat to the U.S. or his neighbors. So he threw a tantrum and insisted that our intelligence agencies put all the documents we seized in Iraq on the Internet where citizen wingnuts, fluent in Arabic, could discover evidence that our trained professional had missed. How did that work out?
[snip]
Hoekstra is supposed to be safe, but he is a total idiot that has endangered the safety of all 300 million Americans. There is no way he should be able to survive this, but Kotos doesn’t have much time to get the message out. Give him ten bucks so he can run some quick radio ads and maybe we’ll get a real progressive in a comservative (sic) western Michigan seat.
Leaving aside the laughably amateurish notion that a Dennis Kucinich liberal would have a ghost of a chance to win even if Hoekstra were to keel over and die, note first the title of Mr. Booman’s piece; “Peter Hoekstra Handed Our Enemies the Bomb.”
When has anyone on the left referred to any nation in the world as “our enemy” recently? Certainly not the Yankee Doodle minutemen killing our soldiers in Iraq. Those cuddly mullahs in Iran? The Laughing Goat in Venezuela? The inscrutable Mr. Kim in North Korea?
For the life of me, I can’t recall “enemy” being used by the left in any other context except when referring to the President of the United States. It would be delicious irony indeed if, in their haste to skewer Republicans over this story that the left discovered there are, in fact, nations who wish us ill and would destroy us if they could.
But I expect this eye-opening experience for the left to be a short lived fad – sort of like Hula Hoops or Davey Crockett hats but without the enormous collectible value attached. Once ensconced comfortably in power, the left will return to the moral blindness and suicidal ignorance about our enemies that has been their hallmark since 9/11.
In the end, I can’t let this ironic digression from the real world of a vitally important election go without reference to my own part and the part played by many conservatives in this Shakespearean interlude. We asked for it and we got it. And yes, as Ed Morrissey points out, many documents have surfaced (unreported by the Times and other mainstream news outlets) that prove if not conclusively than certainly circumstantially that Saddam Hussien had ties to terrorists and terrorist organizations – even al-Qaeda – that went far beyond what our intelligence agencies were telling the executive branch or the American people prior to the war.
But in our haste to discover the truth and in the Administration’s zeal to participate in this experimental program of unprecedented citizen-government cooperation, some respected experts believe we have damaged our own cause and given valuable information to those who wish to destroy us. This is perhaps the greatest and least palatable irony of all.
And in the increasingly dangerous world in which we live that will soon require decisions of monumental historical import regarding war and peace, the only laughter we may hear will be the bitter cackling of the Angel of Death, circling above bleached bones and rubble – remnants of a war that irony forgot.