I PREFER THE ‘PROM DRESS’ ANALOGY MYSELF
I want to congratulate Senator Obama for handing the Republicans a truly awesome line of attack with his “lipstick on a pig” insult. In fact, few presidential candidates have acted as stupidly as Obama the last fortnight, although John Kerry’s late summer silence when the Swift boaters attacked comes pretty close. Or maybe Michael Dukakis’s entire campaign.
The fact of the matter is that Barack Obama and the Democrats haven’t a clue what to do about Sarah Palin. Virtually every time they open their mouths about her, they stick their foot so far down their own throats, they initiate the gag reflex. The little lady from small town USA who is morphing into Everywoman before our eyes (minus Steinem feminists and super-partisans) has the best political minds in the Democratic party well and truly flummoxed, paralyzed with fear or so angry they go off half cocked and say something incredibly dumb.
What a sight it is to behold.
And now Obama, without meaning to, has slit his own wrists with a poorly chosen metaphor for the McCain-Palin idea of change while his running mate, with equally bad judgement, seemed to bring little Trig Palin into a political debate over stem cell research.
First Obama’s gaffe:
Obama poked fun of McCain and Palin’s new “change” mantra.
“You can put lipstick on a pig,” he said as the crowd cheered. “It’s still a pig.”
“You can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change. It’s still gonna stink.”
“We’ve had enough of the same old thing.”
I actually prefer the “pig in a prom dress is still a pig” metaphor but that’s because I’m partial to sleeveless frocks worn by teenage nymphs whose nubile bodies are silhouetted so alluringly in the moonlight on prom night.
(There I go again.)
Did he or didn’t he? Did he actually refer to Palin as a pig? The press, playing it right down the middle, are giving Obama the benefit of the doubt as are some conservatives like Ambinder.
For me, the context is ambiguous enough that at the very least, Obama can shield himself with a “plausible deniability” defense.
But then there’s that second line about “old” fish stinking. One analogy that serves the dual purpose of hitting McCain’s “change” argument and trashing Palin might be defended as Obama simply using an idiom he has used before and that McCain has even employed in the past as Ambinder shows.
But Marc ignores the second metaphorical swipe by Obama about old stinking fish. Taken together it is hard for a reasonable person to come away with any other conclusion than the Obama campaign sliming first Palin and then McCain with schoolyard epithets.
In the end, it really doesn’t matter what he meant. The crowd certainly thought they knew what he was talking about when they roared their approval at the insult. And the McCain campaign came out immediately with a response:
The McCain campaign is holding a conference call with former Massachusetts Gov. Jane Swift, who is calling on Barack Obama to apologize to Sarah Palin for his “lipstick on a pig” comment. “We need to continually combat this stream of insults,” Swift said, referring specifically to “what I can only deem to be disgraceful comments comparing our vice presidential nominee, Gov. Palin, to a pig.”
Reporters were a bit skeptical that Obama intended to do that; from the sketchy reports we have, he seemed to be talking about how John McCain can claim to represent change but isn’t really an agent of change. But Swift said, “it’s pretty clear the crowd thought that that was the insult he was leveling.” And Swift made the (hopefully) undeniable observation that Palin is the only one of the four national candidates who wears lipstick.
The Obama people tried vainly to stamp out the brush fire:
Enough is enough. The McCain campaign’s attack tonight is a pathetic attempt to play the gender card about the use of a common analogy – the same analogy that Senator McCain himself used about Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton’s health care plan just last year. This phony lecture on gender sensitivity is the height of cynicism and lays bare the increasingly dishonorable campaign John McCain has chosen to run.
I don’t necessarily think the McCain campaign is playing a “gender card” but rather they appeared to be responding to the base insult of calling someone a pig. After all, Swift never brought up gender in her critique. She specifically referenced Palin as “our Vice Presidential candidate.” Perhaps the unspoken subtext was that Obama had been sexist but the McCain campaign quite cleverly left that to the imagination. Women will be offended because Obama supposedly called Palin a pig. They don’t need a set of instructions to get mad at someone already accused of running a sexist campaign against Hillary Clinton.
Indeed, the McCain camp already have a 30 second commercial on Obama’s double entendre in the can:
It didn’t take Team McCain long to develop a new television spot from Barack Obama’s “lipstick on a pig” comment. They have rolled out this 30-second spot hammering Obama for his sexism, using a Katie Couric quote to remind viewers of Obama’s allegedly sexist campaign against Hillary Clinton. They also note that while Obama isn’t ready to lead, he seems ready to smear:
Ditto Joe Biden who actually seemed to bring the Palin’s Down Syndrome baby into a political argument or at the very least challenge Palin’s deeply held beliefs:
“I hear all this talk about how the Republicans are going to work in dealing with parents who have … the joy and the difficulty of raising a child who has a developmental disability,” said Biden…. “Well guess what folks? If you care about it, why don’t you support stem cell research?”
Leave aside Biden’s monumental ignorance of the science of stem cell research, this is dishonest and slimy on its face. Allah at Hot Air:
He’s not going after Trig, he’s going after Palin for a position she’s taken on a specific policy issue. Compare and contrast with the media’s descent on Bristol Palin last week, which had nothing to do with policy - Palin’s stance on abstinence education was a fig leaf they reached for afterwards - and everything to do with proving that Palin’s a bad mom. I’m with Ambinder on this one, though: It’s worse than a crime, it’s a mistake. For one thing, in true Biden fashion, it’s clumsily phrased. Presumably he means embryonic stem-cell research, not stem-cell research generally; putting it the way he did leaves McCain open to remind centrists that he supports ESCR and Palin open to tout alternatives to the embryonic approach to take control of the issue. For another thing, even partisans as unhinged as Sullivan have felt obliged to praise her for her commitment to life in carrying Trig to term knowing his condition. It’s one of the strongest testaments to her character in her biography. All this does is push that fact back in front of voters. But beyond that, his question is simply stupid and easily answered: She doesn’t support ESCR because she believes in life at conception and isn’t willing to sacrifice it even to help her own son. Unlike Joe Biden, of course, who also claims to believe in life at conception and yet seems willing to sacrifice it at every opportunity.
It boggles the mind that they allow Joe Biden out and about without a muzzle and a handler whose job is to switch off the mike whenever Biden deviates from the script. The guy is a walking, talking gaffe machine and if anyone was paying any attention to what he says, he would probably be in even more hot water.
But Biden’s head exploding gaffe is just a sympton of what ails the Obama campaign. They are off balance, tentative, and clueless when it comes to strategizing a counter to Palin and her popularity which has hit the presidential campaign like a sudden thunderstorm and thrown everything out of whack. And the McCain camp, finally running on all cylinders and demonstrating a competence no one expected from it just a few months ago, is laying the wood to Obama and Biden for every misstep they make. They are making them pay - in spades. (Pardon the idiom but as Obama says, everyone uses it.)
Can they right the ship in time to make a run? Of course they can. It’s only September and we’ve got a long way to go. And Palin is a rookie who will probably be prone to making a few gaffes here and there once she starts doing interviews and participates in the VP debate next month. But already it appears that some states they once thought competitive like North Carolina (McCain +20) and states they believed in the bag like Wisconsin (Obama +3) have changed with the altered dynamics of the race supplied by Palin.
The Obama campaign will never be able to get back the time they have lost with their scattershot, ineffective, and ultimately self defeating attacks on Palin. And in the end, that might spell the difference between victory and defeat.


