AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING A BAD DAY…
Step right up ladies and gentlemen…
Be the first in your town to participate in the one, the only…
What in the wide, wide, world of sports is he talking about?
“The world is overpopulated. The people that overpopulate it are stupid. They should be killed.
Please help us achieve this noble goal virtually by participating in the Kill Everyone Project. The task is difficult, though. The population of the Earth is currently 6 376 002 528 people and it increases with an ever growing pace!”
For myself, I don’t like ferners very much…never have. What a nice, convenient way to get rid of a few of ‘em! Then again…they’re also talkin’ ’bout US (gulp).
“Our body count in 1317 days is only 4 095 599 569. With current rate, the extinction will occur in 1079 days. There are 55 016 participants involved in the project, who by average have killed 74 443 people each.”
Better hurry…India and China are the only countries left…the US is totally gone. That leaves about 2.2 billion people to be shot, stabbed, gassed, electrocuted, poisoned, blown up, bludgeoned, axed, slashed…well, you get the picture.
I got 313 kills for a Kill per Minute (KPM) of 247. I advanced two levels; from a wecksell to an ASFA. I could have done much better but I have a wee bit of arthritis in my index finger and I couldn’t click the mouse very fast. I’m sure you could do much better.
And as an extra added attraction…a chat room so that all of you genocidal maniacs can exchange pleasantries while annihilating humanity to your hearts content…in a virtual sort of way, of course.
My oh my…isn’t the internet a fascinating place?