Right Wing Nut House

1/2/2005

HE’S BAAAAACK

Filed under: "24" — Rick Moran @ 10:18 pm


Kiefer Sutherland
Originally uploaded by elvenstar522.

JACK IS BACK!In just seven days, Jack Bauer and all the guys and gals at CTU will once again be faced with a situation where they’ll get to do a lot of cool things like:

Kill people. A lot of people.
Start and end some kind of love affair
Endure family crisis while taking time out to save the planet
Did I mention that a lot of people are going to die?

All of this in the space of 24 hours.

Those of you who regularly visit here know that I NEVER do any posts about ANYTHING on TV not related to politics. But “24″ is different. This is without a doubt, the most addictive show in the history of TV. Maybe it’s something they flash across the screen at a McLuhan like level, a la the flash images of popcorn that movie owners in the 1960’s would place within the body of a film to try and get moviegoers to head out to the lobby and buy some refreshments.

I’ll be blogging the series every morning after the previous evenings episode. We’ll try and keep track of the following:

1. Jack’s body count. There has never been such a murderous thug…albeit with a heart of gold…as Jack Bauer. He makes all Mafioso ever portrayed look like teenage interns at a Christian summer camp. But he’s all American…and he’s absolutely relentless in pursuit.

2. Plot twists. Who’s gonna be the mole? Which bad guy is really working for CTU? How is Jack gonna get out of THIS one? Join the fun…and the speculation!

3. Inconsistencies. Try as they might, the screenwriters always manage to have several inconsistencies in the plot, the storyline, or the characters. We’ll highlight them as they come along.

4. Did I mention Jack’s body count?

Bookmark this site! And come along for the ride! I’ll be looking for other “24″ sites as the season progresses. And if you’re gonna be blogging “24″ let me know.

TERRORISTS PREPARING? OR JUST A PRANK?

Filed under: General — Rick Moran @ 5:42 am

You’ve probably read one or more stories recently about pilots of commercial airlines reporting that lasers have been aimed at their cockpits:

NEWARK, Dec. 30 - In the past week, laser beams of unknown origins have been shined into the cockpits of seven airplanes as they were about to land at various airports around the country, including Teterboro Airport. Federal officials announced on Thursday that they were initiating a major investigation to determine whether the episodes were related to terrorism. (NY Times 12/31/04)

And this isn’t the first time that this has happened:

A pilot flying a Delta Air Lines jet was injured by a laser that illuminated the cockpit of the aircraft as it approached Salt Lake City International Airport last week, U.S. officials said. (WA Times: 9/29/04)

This memo from 12/10/04 sent by the FBI and Department of Homeland Security warns of the threat:

“Although lasers are not proven methods of attack like improvised explosive devices and hijackings, terrorist groups overseas have expressed interest in using these devices against human sight,” the memo said.

“In certain circumstances, if laser weapons adversely affect the eyesight of both pilot and co-pilot during a non-instrument approach, there is a risk of airliner crash,” the agencies said. (CNN.com: 12/10/04)

And if that’s not worrisome enough, the real problem may NOT be an attempt to blind airline pilots. After all, in order to crash the plane using that method, the terrorists would have to hit both the pilot and co-pilot; not an easy thing to do when you have to aim a laser at a descending airplane going 300 mph.

What then is going on?

According to a study published by the Federal Aviation Administration in June, there have been hundreds of laser-in-the-cockpit incidents, many pre-dating the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. Clearly, some of these incidents have been either benign (laser light shows) or simple mischievous pranks. After all, lasers are all over the place; from laser gunsights to the kind of pointing lasers used by carpenters and lecturers.

But the recent spate of incidents could presage some kind of terrorist attack on commercial aviation using relatively cheap and readily available hand-held anti-aircraft missiles. What are they using the lasers for?

Lasers are not being used to blind pilots. Lasers are being used to measure straight line distance from the ground to an aircraft at its most vulnerable state - landing. An aircraft on takeoff would be a more difficult target - maximum power and maximum climb. But a landing ship slows down to a speed just short of a stall and follows a prescribed path of flight .

The information regarding an aircraftÂ’s peak vulnerability would be invaluable. Documenting landing approaches and and straight line distances would be highly useful in target acquisition. That information is critical regarding available weapons systems.

The above is a post from the Daily Brief one of the best milblogs around. (HT Instapundit) Sgt. Stryker points out that a laser range finder for a rifle or any of the other cheap lasers would be unable to penetrate the cockpit of an airplane flying at 8,000 feet but that other commercially available lasers costing in the range of $7,000 to $10,000 would be more than adequate to do the job.

And what job would that be?

In late December of 2004, it was revealed that Los Angeles Airport (LAX) was increasing its preparedness for a shoulder fired missile attack. John Miller, head of the LAPD Counterterrorism Bureau, explained that about 20,000 shoulder-fired missiles were currently on the black market. The black market prices range from $5,000 to $30,000, presumably based on the vintage of the weapon.

We have seen how cost conscious terrorists tend to be. Why waste an investment of $5000 to $30,000 when it turns out your target is beyond the range of your black market missile.

The laser activity is more than likely a target acquisition exercise.

And people are taking notes.

Here’s the nightmare scenario: Several teams of terrorists positioned at let’s say 6 major airports around the country armed with shoulder fired anti-aircraft missiles and using lasers to get an exact range from weapon to target fire off their missiles, all within less than 10 minutes of each other and bring down 6 jetliners carrying an average of 250 passengers. You not only have 1500 dead passengers you have scores, maybe hundreds of dead on the ground as the planes crash into suburban neighborhoods that surround most major airports and start huge fires initiating widespread panic.

How quickly will the FAA respond? Could the terrorists get off another missile…and another? How many teams of terrorists? In one awful 30 minute period, the terrorists could kill thousands.

We know that Al Queda is capable of this kind of coordinated attack. They did it with our embassies in Africa when both consulates were hit within 15 minutes of each other. The question is whether or not they’ve been able to infiltrate such a large number of operatives into the US. Given the porousness of our borders, it’s a distinct possibility.

Such an attack could virtually end commercial aviation as we know it. Millions of jobs would be lost in the travel and tourism industry. Thousands of businesses large and small would go under. It would be an economic catastrophe of the first order as many nations would refuse to fly commercial airlines into US airspace.

Let’s hope that these incidents are indeed only pranks or accidents. To contemplate otherwise is to look into the abyss of an economic and human catastrophe that would dwarf September 11, 2001.

1/1/2005

SOME HEADLINES YOU WON’T SEE IN 2005

Filed under: General — Rick Moran @ 7:39 am



.

1. OSAMA BIN LADEN CAPTURED. DEMS DECRY “UNFAIR TREATMENT”

The world’s most wanted terrorist Osama Bin Laden was captured today while trying to purchase a Vanilla Coke at a local market in Karachi, Pakistan.

CIA and FBI agents swooped down on and captured the Saudi national after receiving a tip that the mastermind of 9/11 was experiencing problems with the Coke machine in his mountain hideout. “It’s the only stall in all of Karachi that sells the shit,” said Staff Sargent Scooter “Hit Man” McGee who was in on the capture.

Democrats in Congress lambasted President Bush for the unfair way in which Mr. Bin Laden was captured. “What does it say to the rest of the world that we would wait in ambush to capture this suspect like a bunch of cowardly dogs,” said Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). “The French would have done it much differently,” she sniffed…

2.EARTHQUAKE RATTLES WEST COAST. DEMS START IMPEACHMENT PUSH

A strong earthquake measuring 6.9 on the Richter scale struck the west coast today causing widespread damage but little loss of life. The epicenter of the quake was centered 12 miles from downtown San Francisco.

Democrats in Congress accused President Bush of having foreknowledge of the quake and deliberately holding back information so that liberals and gays would die. Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D-GA) pointed out that a psychic in the news magazine “The World” had predicted an earthquake at the beginning of the year but was ignored by the administration.

“This was deliberate murder,” said McKinney. “The President knew this quake was coming and did nothing because he wants liberals and gays to die. Oh yes…and black people too,” McKinney added.

Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee have started formal proceedings to impeach the President on grounds of “Being really, really dumb”…

3. UNITED STATES PLEDGES $450 BILLION IN TSUNAMI RELIEF. “TOO MUCH” SAYS KOFI

The United States today pledged $450 billion in direct aid to the tsunami ravaged countries of Asia and promised to rebuild every mosque destroyed in the disaster.

The news was greeted with violent demonstrations in muslim countries as moderate clerics decried American “religous imperialism” and promised to behead any muslim who worshipped in the “christian built outhouses” constructed with the aid.

In a related development, UN Secretary General Kofi Annan criticised President Bush for giving too much in disaster relief. “It makes other countries look bad. It make the United Nations look bad. And it makes ME look bad,” Annan said. He called for an emergency meeting of the UN Security Council to discuss ways in which the UN could tap into the $450 billion and distribute it “in the best humanitarian traditions” of the United Nations. Mr. Annan mentioned the “superlative” job the UN did in distributing aid to Iraq during …

4. DEMOCRATS CHANGE MASCOT FROM DONKEY TO OSTRICH

In a move to energize their liberal base, the Democratic National Committee today voted unanimously to make the ostrich the party’s mascot. The flightless bird that buries its head in the sand at the first sign of danger replaces the party’s long-time symbol, the donkey.

A move to replace the ass with a stylized rat was squelched by animal rights activists who accused the party leadership of being insensitive to “millions of rats held in bondage” in American laboratories…

5. MICHAEL MOORE EXPLODES

The body of controversial filmaker Michael Moore exploded today. The incident occurred at “Sven’s Swedish Smorgasborg and Pizza Parlor” near the portly propagandists Bel Air home. Two other customers were slightly injured in the blast and police cordoned off a two block area due to excessive levels of hot air.

Longtime friend and fellow director Oliver Stone pointed to a probable CIA conspiracy. Citing surveilance video taken in the restaraunt at the time of the blast, Stone claims to have clear evidence of foul play.

“If you look closely at the video you can clearly see Mike’s head go back and to the left…back and to the left…”

6. BLOGGERS ARRESTED IN INTERNET SEX “STING”

Markos Moulitsas Zúniga and Anna Marie Cox, AKA “Kos” and “Wonkette” were arrested last night and charged with felony solicitation of a child, lewd acts, and extraordinarily stupid punditry.

A policeman posing on the internet as a 14 year old girl lured the two members of the Reality Based Community to a McDonalds in surburban Washington, D.C. where they were promptly arrested. An Attorney for Mr. Moulitsas denied the charges saying that his client was doing “valuable research” for his website on “The harmful effects of faith-based sexual abstinence programs for teenage girls.”

A lawyer for Ms. Cox claimed her client was ready to face the consequences. “Anna Marie knows that some of the best writing in history has been done from a prison cell,” her lawyer said. “Besides, she believes that prison will expand her sexual horizons and give her a larger vocabulary of dirty words to use on her site”…

UPDATE: FISHING FOR LINKS

Outside the Beltway is wishing everyone a happy new year with a linkorama. I’m gonna link this post and wish all visitors from that excellent site many happy returns!

« Older Posts

Powered by WordPress