Right Wing Nut House



Filed under: Politics — Rick Moran @ 11:16 am

We take you now to the Palace of Versailles where French President Monsieur Nose Hair is dining with American President George W. Bush.

George: What’s this stuff?

Nose Hair: It ees zee escargot.

George: Right. But what is it?

Nose Hair: It ees gewd for you, yes?

George: Yeah, right. But what the hell is it?

Nose Hair: The sauce, it ees gewd, yes?

George: Oh for God’s sake, answer the question!

Nose Hair: Teepical Amereecan cowboy. Always shot from zee hip, yes? Jean Wayne bang bang!

George: All I’m asking is what are you giving me to eat. It’s not like I’m asking you to send troops to Iraq.

Nose Hair: Zee French troops cannot go to Eeeraq.

George: Yes Mr. President, you’ve told me that a hundred times. I still want to know what it is that’s on my plate.

Nose Hair: We will refer zee question to the United Nations, tres bon, non?

George: Look…I’m not trying to build an international consensus here, all I want is a little information. Could you please tell me what this escargot is made of?

Nose Hair: Zee finest snails in all of Francais.

George: Did you say snails?

Nose Hair: Mais oui, mon ami.

George: And you expect me to eat this?

Nose Hair: Naturellement, mon frere. We expect all zee Amereecans to eat shit, no?


  1. Bush would never say anything like that, try limiting all his words to two syllables or less.

    Comment by Disliked — 2/21/2005 @ 2:19 pm

  2. *howling with laughter* Quirky, very quirky!

    Comment by sapere aude — 2/21/2005 @ 4:18 pm

  3. LOL. All silliness aside, and at risk of self-aggrandizement, there are serious issues at stake many out there don’t realize… see Van Helsing’s recent post at Moonbattery and be very, very worried.

    Comment by The MaryHunter — 2/21/2005 @ 6:37 pm

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  5. Something strange is going on here…when I first came here, there was no template. It was just white space with your articles. Then, when I tried to post a comment, your template appeared! Magic! bwahahaha! Imagine my surprise when I don’t see George Washington up yet! But this is very good, hehehehe. There is no love lost between me and the French.

    Comment by Cao — 2/22/2005 @ 4:25 am

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