“YOU WILL BOIL SLOWLY IN YOUR OWN FAT”
I am Superhawk. I am a mighty hunter. I make war. I kill small things and grin. I kill curvy things and howl.
We are descendants of the mighty Knutehousens, the very first raiders in this land. Our swords are sharp. They can cleave a man from cheek to groin. Our bows are long. Our arrows run true.
We are invincible.
We are coming. Even now, we watch the same sunset. We hear the same wolf howl at Siddira, the moon goddess. We are coming for your women. We are coming for your children. We will breed with your women. We will eat your children.
We are a simple people. We do not need much. We believe the best things are to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Let the word go forth. Let it be heard in all the towns and villages of the Coalition. Let all the blogstates be warned. Let the bells toll. Let your priests pray to your silly gods. Prepare your women. Prepare your children.
Superhawk and his people are coming.
Look to the sun. When the sun turns red and the great god Glennant closes his eyes to sleep, we will be among you. There is nothing you can do. There is no magic you have that can defeat us. You are ours.
And so…it begins.
oh for God’s sake, please let me watch the 6 Feet Under premier that starts in 30 minutes. Then, let it happen, I’m all yours, Superhawk. Should I cancel the mail and newspaper?
Comment by diamond — 6/6/2005 @ 7:31 pm
This is all well and good but, if’n y’all really want to terrorize and plunder o’er the whole of the coalition then you better get on the stick.
I’ve been assured by an emminent Xtian minion, er, Buybull Scholar on Yahoo Message Boards that the christian’s god (Yeah Way I think his name is…) is due to lay the hammer down on the whole ‘effin’ planet come June 18th (which, incidenttally, means the wife n I should have a bitchin’ fireworks display on that, our first anniversary!) Apparently this was prophecissicateed in someplace called Garabandalland way back 1917! (Check here for the official Response from Heaven for the veracity of this information.)
So gets yer rapin’ and pillangin’ in now ol’ man. You only gots ’bout 2 weeks left to collect the plunder!
(This message was only partially approved by the Left portion of my brain. The Right side FORCED it through… L8)
Comment by MBains — 6/7/2005 @ 4:54 am