A MONSTER DAY THAT TAXES MY PAJAMAS
You might notice that I am now officially a member of the conspiracy to undermine the blogosphere.
If you look over to the right, you will see an ad for WHAT HAS TO BE THE BEST INTERNET JOB SEARCH COMPANY IN THE UNIVERSE! MONSTER.COM!
Pay no attention to that tingling at the base of your brain. It is the ultra-sophisticated mind control ray developed exclusively for PAJAMAS MEDIA by some of the more scientifically inclined members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. The ray enters your brain through the Medulla Oblongata, snakes its way into your Temporal Lobe (language), and ends up right smack dab in the middle of your Amygdala . This is the reptilian part of your brain and is responsible for certain autonomic functions like breathing and swallowing as well as reflexive and instinctive reactions like hunger, sex, and the “fight or flee” decision.
Do not be frightened. In a little while, you will hardly know it is there. You WILL however, get an overwhelming urge to have H & R BLOCK do your taxes as well as become instantly dissatisfied with your job which will cause you to immediately place an ad for a new job at MONSTER.COM.
And you will suddenly develop an overpowering and unstoppable urge to pledge your life, your fortune, and your sacred honor to PAJAMAS MEDIA.
All is well…All is well…
All hail capitalism!
Comment by Ken McCracken — 2/10/2006 @ 9:37 pm
Heh, I’m fancying the thought of a new career just now… but it could be because of my current predicament.
Oh wait, I just hired some help! Things are actually supposed to get better soon! W
ell then, shiite, it must have been the damn ad after all.
Rick, you capitalist baaaaaastaaaaad.
PS I like the new font and look.
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