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5/20/2009

THE ABSOLUTE WORST NIGERIAN EMAIL SCAM IN HISTORY

Filed under: Blogging — Rick Moran @ 11:49 am

Commentary is superfulous. So I would only ask you to look at the misspellings, the poor phrases, the bad grammar, and then remind yourself that they are trying to pass themselves off as Robert Mueller, Director of the FBI.

Incredible.

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITARY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
Website: www.fbi.gov
DATE: 20/05/2009

ATTENTION FUND BENEFICIARY,

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ADVICE FROM THE FBI
FOREIGNREMITTANCE/TELEGRAPHIC DEPT.,

IT HAS COME TO OUR NOTICE THAT THE C..B.N BANK NIGERIA DISTRICT HAS RELEASED 10,500,000.00 U.S DOLLARS
INTO BANK OF AMERICA IN YOUR NAME AS THE BENEFICIARY, BY INHERITANCE MEANS. THE C.B.N BANK NIGERIA KNOWING FULLY WELL THAT THEY DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH FACILITIES TO EFFECT THIS PAYMENT FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM TO YOUR ACCOUNT, USED WHAT WE KNOW AS A SECRET DIPLOMATIC TRANSIT PAYMENT S.T.D.P TO PAY THIS FUND THROUGH WIRE TRANSFER, THEY USED THIS MEANS TO COMPLETE THE PAYMENT.

THEY ARE STILL, WAITING FOR CONFIRMATION FROM YOU ON THE ALREADY TRANSFERRED FUNDS, WHICH WAS MADE IN DIRECT TRANSFER SO THAT THEY CAN DO FINAL CREDITING TO YOUR ACCOUNT. SECRET DIPLOMATIC PAYMENTS ARE NOT MADE UNLESS THE FUNDS ARE RELATED TO TERRORIST ACTIVITIES WHY MUST YOUR PAYMENT BE MADE INSECRET TRANSFER, IF YOUR TRANSACTION IS LEGITIMATE, IF YOU ARE NOT A TERRORIST, THEN WHY DID YOU NOT RECEIVE THE MONEY DIRECTLY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, THIS IS A PURE CODED, MEANS OF PAYMENT?

DUE TO THE INCREASED DIFFICULTY AND UNNECESSARY SCRUTINY BY THE AMERICAN AUTHORITIES WHEN FUNDS COME FROM OUTSIDE OF EUROPE, AND THE MIDDLE EAST, THE F.B.I BANK COMMISSION FOR EUROPE HAS STOPPED THE TRANSFER ON ITS WAY TO DELIVER PAYMENT OF $10,500,000.00 TO DEBIT YOUR RESERVE ACCOUNT AND PAY YOU THROUGH A SECURED DIPLOMATIC TRANSIT ACCOUNT (S.D.T.A). WE GOVERN AND OVERSEES FUNDS TRANSFER FOR THE WORLD BANK AND THE REST OF THE WORLD.
WE ADVICE YOU CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY, AS THE FUNDS HAVE BEEN STOPPED AND ARE BEING HELD IN OUR CUSTODY, UNTIL YOU CAN BE ABLE TO PROVIDE US WITH A DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY SEAL OF TRANSFER (DIST) WITHING 3 DAYS FROM THE WORLD LOCAL BANK THAT AUTHORIZE THE TRANSFER FROM WHERE THE FUNDS WAS TRANSFERRED FROM TO CERTIFY THAT THE FUNDS THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE FROM NIGERIA ARE ANTITERRORIST/DRUG FREE OR WE SHALL HAVE CAUSE TO CROSS AND IMPOUND THE PAYMENT, WE SHALL RELEASE THE FUNDS IMMEEDIATELY WE RECEIVE THIS LEGAL DOCUMENTS .

So to this regards you are to re-assure and proof to us that what you are about to receive is a clean money by sending to us FBI Identification Record
and also Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST) to satisfy to us that the money your about to receive is legitimate and real money.
If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you with the FBI and take our proper action against you for not proofing to us the
legitimate of the fund you are about to receive.

THIS CONDITION IS VALID UNTIL 23TH OF MAY 2009 AFTER WE SHALL TAKE ACTIONS ON CANCELLING THE PAYMENT AND THEN CHARGES YOU FOR ILLEGALLY MOVING FUNDS OUT OF NIGERIA. GURANTEE: FUNDS WILL BE RELEASED ON CONFIRMATION OF THE DOCUMENT.

FBI DIRECTOR

5 Comments

  1. Sounds like you’d better act fast Rick, or risk losing out on becoming an instant millionaire for free.

    Comment by Chuck Tucson — 5/20/2009 @ 1:13 pm

  2. Seriously. All I got was a crappy invitation from the Prince — they’ve already transferred the money to your account! Suckers!
    Plus, if you dont, the government might think you’re a terrorist. You don’t want to risk that, do you?

    Comment by busboy33 — 5/20/2009 @ 3:13 pm

  3. What was it that made you suspicious?

    Comment by michael reynolds — 5/20/2009 @ 3:40 pm

  4. Odd that you should get one this convoluted; usually they’re pretty to the point. The last one I got…odd…now that I think about it, it been a long while since the last Nigerian scam email. Used to be that my inbox coughed up several of these things every week. Now I can’t remember the last time the boys in Lagos tried impressing me with their offers of wealth. They must be saving their attention all for you, Rick!

    Naturally, the offers for erectile dysfunction drugs continue to arrive unabated…

    Comment by Surabaya Stew — 5/20/2009 @ 8:30 pm

  5. I’ve gotten less of these things over the last few years.

    Like all scammers; they’re moving on to other, newer frauds.

    I have kept some of the texts I’ve been sent; and then send them on whenevr I get a new email.

    Quite fun, actually!

    Comment by Commie Stooge — 5/22/2009 @ 4:55 am

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