I WANT A NEW DRUG
I want a new drug
One that won’t make me sick
One that won’t make me crash my car
Or make me feel three feet thick
I want a new drug
One that won’t hurt my head
One that won’t make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red
(Huey Lewis and the News)
God I miss getting high.
And drunk. And stoned. And wired. And Buzzed.
I miss getting wired and playing quarter poker for 36 hours straight.
I miss getting stoned at 8:00 AM on Sunday morning and watching cartoons.
I miss getting high and watching hockey on TV.
I miss doing a few lines and walking into a bar feeling like I was goddamn Richard Gere, Tom Cruise, and Superman all rolled into one.
I’ve done ‘em all. Anything I could swallow, smoke, snort, eat, or wear.
And there’s no way I’d still be doing them because if I kept doing what I was doing, I’d be the very first pajamahadeen live blogging the afterlife. (Might do wonders for my ecosystem rankings).
What brought this on was a pretty wild rant by Jeff Harrell at Shape of Days who was responding to a laughably naive NY Times Op-Ed by John Tierney on how interesting it would be to legalize drugs. And fun. And how much better off we’d be because the war on drugs isn’t working besides most drugs aren’t that bad for you they just seem that way and even if they are bad for you what the hell business of it is the government’s and just think we could go after all the murderers and rapists if they weren’t too busy busting teenagers for having a roach in the ashtray and yadayadayada…
In an over the top reaction, Bill Ardolino takes a few pounds of flesh off of Mr. Harrell:
What extra-special brand of scribal Tourette’s is required to author a screed like this?
I’d excerpt it, but I’m afraid that common internet obscenity filters would start to block my web site from large networks.
I may have to go back on my declaration that the lefties exclusively dominate the blogosphere’s nasty discourse, as avowed righty Harrell’s piece - in both its rhetorical style and illogical, absolutist, moonbat reasoning - is one of the most oddly harsh things I’ve read in quite some time.
The Tourette crack was uncalled for. Ardolino was correct in pointing out it was absolutist, illogical and nasty. But I think even Bill would recognize in that searing rant an emotionalism so irrational that Mr. Harrell would have been better off if he had not hit the “publish” button so soon. I know I’ve done something similar in the past. Thank God it passed under the blogosphere radar at the time. Jeff wasn’t as lucky.
As for Tierney’s column, it could have been worse. He could have said something really stupid like marijuana isn’t bad for you.
As someone clinically diagnosed as addicted to marijuana (Cannabis Dependent Syndrome or CDS) , I beg to differ. Anyone who says that marijuana isn’t a dangerous drug doesn’t know jack about it. It’s only been the last 25 years that serious scientific work has been done on marijuana and what they’re finding shows that people who say marijuana is harmless are idiots. The value of these studies is that they’ve disproved much of the early research that showed marijuana was as addictive as heroin, or caused irreversible brain damage, as well as studies that showed it to be harmless to the cognitive centers of the brain and completely non-addictive.
Marijuana can be a contributing factor to clinical depression, schizophrenia, and over production of serotonin, a brain chemical that regulates mood. Addiction can cause anxiety attacks, withdrawal symptoms, and loss of long term memory. To sum up, given the short and long term effects observed in the laboratory, heavy use of marijuana is about as bad as heavy use of alcohol, or amphetamines, or just about any other drug.
I describe the effects of marijuana because this is the drug that most of my libertarian friends throw in my face when talking about decriminalizing drug use. And while there may be some merit to the idea, as usual the libertarians are walking in the clouds while the rest of us have to exist here on planet earth.
Decriminalization would not rid us of the scourge of gang warfare over lucrative drug turf nor will it eliminate meth labs. It won’t stop the narco terrorists from funding Bin Laden or the Shining Path. And it won’t necessarily empty out the jails or unclog the courts because law enforcement will be free to go after anyone and everyone who deals the stuff.
All would be true unless you just want to go ahead and legalize the whole shebang. This would be absolutely fascinating to watch someone try and put into practice in the real world. In fact, it would be of such entertainment value that I would start a new humor blog just to write about the effort.
Because legalization would bring government into the previously illegal drug industry with both feet. And that’s something I would pay to watch.
Can you see the Feds negotiating with Peruvian drug lords for the best price on this year’s coca harvest? Or Afghan warlords for access to their poppy fields? Of course, there are limited supplies of both drugs grown for medicinal purposes but the expansion of fields and factories dedicated to satisfying market demand would be far bey0nd our present capability to meet. We’d have to deal with the thugs.
And the bidding war among the suits at Smith-Kline, Pfizer, Lilly, Baxter, and a whole host of pharmaceutical companies would be great theater.
It will never happen, of course. Most people have more sense than your average libertarian. Where the RINO’s are correct is in their critique of what the war on drugs has done to civil liberties and the madness in our criminal justice system. For that, the solution may in fact involve some form of decriminalization. Hell, if Bill Buckley can come out for decriminalization, how bad can it be?
The real problem with drug addiction is how to cure it. Currently, only some variation of the 12-step program initially used with alcoholics has proven even partially effective. There are some promising drugs in testing as I write this but even such a “magic bullet” does not address the underlying psychological issues that lead to addiction in the first place. Recidivism rates are astronomical for cocaine and heroin - approaching 95% after two years. That means that 95% of patients going through a treatment program will be using the drug 2 years later.
And part of that is a statistical problem. About 60% of the people receiving in-patient treatment aren’t there because they want to be, they’re in treatment because they had a choice to make between going into a hospital or going to jail. Crimes as various as domestic violence to attempted murder are taken off the court dockets by shuffling the perp off to a drug treatment center for a month. The only thing the perp is interested in is doing his time at the center, playing nice and trying to fool the counselors. I know because I’ve seen it. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.
This leaves no empty beds for the people who really do want to quit, who are personally motivated to get the monkey off their back. People who have hit bottom are ready to turn their lives around. If there are no beds available, the chances are next to nothing that the addict will succeed on their own.
The answer here is obvious; stop court ordered drug treatment. A much better place for an addict to quit is in jail - as long as we spend gobs of money on facilities that are combination treatment centers and prisons. As it stands now, drug treatment in prison is a national disgrace. Prison treatment centers are for the most part ineffective because they don’t segregate the patient from the general population. And clinical progress is not tied to the length of a prisoners sentence, a motivational aspect of prison drug treatment most professional advocate.
Then there’s the personal liberty issue. Here’s a good summation of the libertarian position:
Let me tell you where I stand. Drugs are bad, mmmkay. The biggest problem with drugs are not their long-term effects, but their near term effects. That is, people do things under the influence of drugs that they normally wouldn’t do. I have a problem with that.
But, just because drugs are bad does not mean that they should be illegal. Stupid things that harm others ought to be illegal, not stupid things that harm yourself. And if the worst bads associated with drugs are when you do stupid things to others, then, well, we already have laws to cover those.
DUI, child abuse, etc.–all presently illegal, and rightly so.
The most common bads associated with drug use are not illegal nor should they be. Work absenteeism, poor relationship skills, and the most common one–stupid judgement in sexual relations–are all rightfully legal.
It’s an emotionally satisfying argument albeit one shot full of ethical loopholes and intellectual solipsism. The potential for harm to another human being as a result of drug abuse and addiction is not addressed satisfactorily. By saying that killing someone under the influence of crack cocaine is already covered under the criminal justice system - the extreme of what Dr. Shackleford is saying - and then say that society has no business taking the cocaine away from the murderer or keeping him from getting the drug in the first place is wrong.
Yes people who take drugs are only hurting themselves physically. But when they take a few other people down to the sewer with them - people who are completely innocent and wouldn’t ordinarily take the same fall as the druggie - then we have a problem. I can’t believe Dr. Shakleford and other libertarians are simply throwing up their hands and saying “tough luck” to those who find themselves in a situation where they’re dependent on an addict. That’s why I think there is a role for government in both interdiction and enforcement. A reduced role, yes. One cognizant of civil liberties yes. But a role nonetheless.
I tend to favor a more local solution. If someone is going to harm themselves by taking drugs, clearly we must get innocent bystanders out of the way. The problems associated with government taking away children from crack-addled parents are too numerous to go into here. Suffice it to say that the system is so broke that any additional stress could cause it to collapse altogether. The only way to fix it is to spend massive amounts of tax dollars as Children and Family Service Departments are woefully underfunded and understaffed nationwide. In a city like Chicago, it’s a disgrace.
Speaking from personal experience, taking drugs feels too good to stop for no reason. This is why we’re never going to “solve” the drug problem in any meaningful way. Decriminalizing drugs is not the answer. In fact, in my opinion it would be worse than what we have now because it simply doesn’t address the ancillary problems that drug addiction causes. It merely gives us the illusion that something is being done. From a civil libertarian standpoint, I buy the argument on a psychic level. But it’s a pointless intellectual exercise when children are starving to death because their mother spends money to feed her drug habit rather than her children.