“24″ SPECULATIONFEST
The entries are in for the best, the looniest, and the funniest speculation for tonight’s episode from my “24 Till 24″ post. And the winners are:
SPECULATION MOST LIKELY TO GET A LAUGH:
Winner: Van Helsing
Speculation: Who Richard Heller told about his dad’s visit
Meanwhile, it will be revealed that Sec. of Defense Heller’s son was secretly in contact with KIM BAUER (hey, we’ve got to get Kim back somehow) who in her usual way blabbed the information to parties that were monitoring her phone conversations.
Remember poor Richard? I spent about three weeks speculating who he told about his dad’s visit to his house when Secretary Heller tried to talk him out of going to the anti-war demonstration. Then the writers dropped it, the bastards.
As for Kim Bauer, ever since she starred as a porn queen in that movie I can’t remember the title for, I’ve ached to have her back on the show but alas, I don’t think that is to be.
SPECULATION MOST LIKELY TO ELICIT A GROAN
Winner: Diamond
Speculation: How CTU will stop the nuke
Now as to how to stop the nuke. Could it be that someone inside the operation to damage America actually gets cold feet and his over riding love of country makes him act in his and his families own interest and he F****up the plans with Jacks help?
Diamond, (who’s other comments are intelligent and thoughtful) jumped the shark on this one. I will say if that speculation comes true, I’m gonna throw my popcorn at the screen!
MOST IMAGINATIVE SPECULATION
Winner: Scott
Speculation: Tony is the Mole!
Wild, but still a possibility. Is Marwan that clever, that he’d get to Tony before Jack needed him? Yes he’s proven that in the past. So it’s not impossible.
However, I think we’re looking for someone in the defense establishment here because of one overriding piece of evidence; the transponder code for the football. Only someone high up could have gotten that for Marwan.
CONSENSUS SPECULATION
Paul is dead. (If you play the videotape backwards, you can hear Jack say “Paul is dead” 7 times)
The nuke will not detonate on US soil (Oh, my naive readers! Of course it will. Probably not on a city though. I like Tim Mcfall’s guess here: The nuke will be detonated in the atmosphere off the East coast after Jack, while not able to prevent its launch does change its direction.
As for the mole hunt, we have 2 Audrey’s, 1 Tony, 1 Walter Cummings, with The Maryhunter giving us Mike Novik and Paul Raines (dead, remember?) as possibles.
We may find out tonight although more likely the last night where I guarantee you will sh*t in your pants at least 4 times over the two hour finale.
SPECULATION MOST LIKELY TO CAUSE YOU TO LOSE YOUR COOKIES
Winner: The Maryhunter
Speculation: I can’t even write it without gagging…
Bonus Speculation on FGE (fat geek Edgar) and Chloe: some koochey-koo (or at least a tender moment) when Chloe finally freaks out at the end of the show for killing that guy and Edgar comforts her, even as he weeps for his dead ma.
FGE and Chloe: definitely made for each other, complementary halves of the same yummy geek pie.
Puhleez!
Thanks to all for playing. Come again next Sunday night for another edition of “24 Till 24.”