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5/22/2005

“THE RED TEAM EXPECTS THAT EVERY MAN WILL DO HIS DUTY”

Filed under: Moonbats — Rick Moran @ 10:25 am


The Battle of Trafalgar as seen from HMS Victory

In English history, the Battle of Trafalgar is considered to be that nation’s greatest triumph. Not only did Admiral Nelson’s destruction of the Franco-Spainish fleet ensure that Napoleon’s plan to invade the British Isles would be frustrated, the battle set the stage for British supremacy on the seas for the next century.

In one glorious afternoon, the combination of British high technology ship construction and rigging along with the indomitable spirit of the British sailor beat the combined might of the French and Spainish fleets. It’s considered the most important sea battle in history.

This June, the Portsmouth ship yard will host dignataries from around the world to mark the 200th anniversary of that titanic contest. Plans are that a re-enactment of the battle will cap the festivities using high tech pyro-technics and lasers.

This should be a truly awesome sight and a marvelous show except for one tiny little detail; the PC police have struck with a vengance:

Organisers of a re-enactment to mark the bicentenary of the battle next month have decided it should be between “a Red Fleet and a Blue Fleet” not British and French/Spanish forces.

Otherwise they fear visiting dignitaries, particularly the French, would be embarrassed at seeing their side routed.

(HT: Sir George)

That’s right. In order not to upset the French, the combatants who took part in the battle will remain nameless. Even the name of the battle is to be expunged from the historical record for the day:

Even the official literature has been toned down. It describes the re-enactment not as the battle of Trafalgar but simply as “an early 19th-century sea battle”.

Frankly, I don’t see what the French should be so upset about. After all, they haven’t won a war since the middle ages. The fact that a couple of times in the 20th century they ended up on the winning side of a conflict is purely an accident. You couldn’t say that the French won WWII since the Petain government did everything they could to defeat the allies including actively opposing our landings in North Africa. And as far as WWI was concerned, by the time the war was over the French were almost ready to surrender anyway. Only the intervention of the United States in 1918 saved the French from a humiliating defeat.

But, deferring to French sensibilities (or insensibilities as the case may be) seems to be the thing to do in Europe these days. And maybe the Brits have the right idea. Maybe we should try something similar here.

Imagine the next time the Battle of the Little Bighorn is re-enacted. We wouldn’t have the US Army. We wouldn’t have Lakota warriors. We could have “shirts” and skins.” And we wouldn’t call it a battle between cultures or a conflict by Native Amerians to preserve their way of life. We could say it was “a disagreement over water rights” or “a misunderstanding about the intentions of the indigineous peoples of the prarie.”

Political correctness has become the bane of Western civilization. It has penetrated our schools, our art, our culture, our workplace, our government, and even our churches. Anyone who believes that this kind of doublespeak is harmless or is actually beneficial needs to take a second look.

The Canadians have “Language Police” who pursue and prosecute people for not obeying the law regarding bi-lingual signage. In America, any hint of religious expression in a public place will result in the ACLU slapping a lawsuit against you faster than you can say “bigot.” And the legions of leftists who police public thought on the airwaves are ready at a moment’s notice with the whiny, self-serving press release about all sorts of PC transgressions from incorrect language to improper thoughts.

Is there any hope that society will rise up and rid itself of this disease? Not as long as we continue to coddle the practioners of political correctness. If we were to simply ignore these social tyrants, there’s a chance they might simply give up and go home.

Yeah sure.

5/17/2005

OH THAT WASCALLY WOVE!

Filed under: Moonbats — Rick Moran @ 6:05 pm

Whew! It’s a good thing we live in a neo-fascist, semi-theocratic military dictatorship. Otherwise, poor Karl Rove would be going to jail for about 10,000 years. As it stands, Karl’s getting a free pass because his boss, Der Fuehrer Adolph…er, George Bush controls the government, the press, the judiciary, and just about anything else that isn’t nailed down or shut tight. So of course, Rove’s boss would protect his “architect” with all the power of the state at his disposal.

I mean, here’s a perfect example.

Newsweek getting “caught” like this has Karl Rove’s stink all over it. Am I the only one who sees this pattern at work?…one that is destroying the credibility of the press? Not that the press hasn’t made its own mistakes (thanks NY Times/Jason Blair)…but when it comes to “big news” stories where The White House gets to shout “How dare you!” because sources turn out to be shady (even though the facts of the story are never refuted)…

Come on, folks…who’s going to benefit most from living in a country where when CBS or Newsweek says the people in power have done something bad those people can do their best Ronald Reagan imitation and say “There they go again.”

Imagine that! Rove using the rope-a-dope on the press. Cleverly drawing them into his spider web where he can watch them hang there, twisting, slowly…slowly in the wind. I must say, I didn’t see this one coming. Looks like I’ll have to get my tin foil hat adjusted again, dang! This is what I missed last September when the TANG story broke on CBS. I had to send the damn hat back to the factory to have it reinvigorated with anti-protons to repel the Rovian waves emanating from the White House:

The right wing better watch how far they want to take this. Perhaps Bush was able to destroy the original Killian memos to ensure that the truth about his National Guard service will never see the light of day. But he is not powerful enough to destroy the proof of these prisoner abuses, if they indeed occurred (and I think they did). Somebody will talk, somebody will release the Guantanomo version of the Pentagon Papers, and the credibility of the right wing will take another substantial hit.

Maybe the moonbats should start using reverse-reverse psychology. You know..like Maxwell Smart used to catch the KAOS spies.

Max: I know

99: I know you know.

Max: I know you know that I know.

99: I know you know that I know that you know.

Max:

99:

Max: Sorry, 99.

Or would somebody rather play politics with this? The way Craig Crawford reconstructed it, this one went similarly to the way the Killian Memos story evolved at the White House. The news organization turns to the administration for a denial. The administration says nothing. The news organization runs the story. The administration jumps on the necks of the news organization with both feet — or has its proxies do it for them.

That’s beyond shameful. It’s treasonous.

Now that’s more like it. Line ‘em up against a wall and shoot ‘em! Just one thing though…what’s treasonous about it? I mean, do you think it’s treasonous that the press is so easy to bamboozle? Or is it treasonous that the “Administration” (it was actually the Pentagon that Isikoff sought confirmation from…we think) in the person of some low level flunky doesn’t know everything about every scrap of paper that passes through the halls of government?

I’d go for the former. That way we can hang Rush Limbaugh from a sour apple tree and give the hot shot to Ann Coulter.

One thing’s for sure. I don’t care what anyone says, I’m keeping my hat on tight - at least till 2008. If Karl Rove wants to try and control my thoughts, he’ll have to pry this thing from my cold, dead fingers.

5/16/2005

FROTHING MOONBATS SPUTTERING NONSENSE

Filed under: Moonbats — Rick Moran @ 5:41 pm

I no longer am surprised at anything I read from the “Reality Based Community.” I mean, how can you talk to people who actually believe voting machines were hacked by the Republican party and vote totals changed? How can you take people like that seriously? How can you be rational with someone who really believes that the religious right is about to take over the country and establish a theocracy?

Where does this impulse to be so goddamned dramatic come from? Because that’s what we’re talking about here. Real life evidently holds no drama for the moonbat. Or at least not enough drama that they can refrain from foisting their impossible conspiracy theories and irrational hatred of their own country on the rest of us. They’re like high school drama queens who never grew up. They need attention and they’re willing to be outrageous as possible in order to get it.

Witness the left’s reaction to the Newsweek retraction. Is it true that American interrogators desecrate the Koran in order to psychologically injure their subjects? I don’t know. The only people who are saying so are those who were in the damn prisons in the first place! Are they, like incarcerated American criminals, all innocent? Evidently the moonbats think so. They’re certainly much more willing to believe them than they are their own military and government.

And suppose the allegations were true? (I happen to believe they are true.) This isn’t torture. And I doubt whether it makes the terrorists cry. So what’s the problem?

We’re concerned about the feelings of people who would just as soon lop off an American’s head than give you the time of day?

Am I missing something here? Against the Geneva Convention? Maybe it’s about time we started to look at a document that’s going on 80 years old and was drawn up at a time when the Secretary of War Henry Stimson disbanded the code breakers because “gentlemen shouldn’t read other gentlemen’s mail.” Why should we be hamstrung by the Geneva Convention when our enemy isn’t? Because we’re Americans? Get Real!

And that’s the difference here, the chasm that separates left from right. There are those of us who believe we’re in a war for the survival of the United States of America. And then there are those who don’t. They believe if only we can seek to understand the murderous, beheading thugs that we’re fighting in Iraq, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Iran, and other nations where Islamofascism raises its ugly head, then they can’t help but fall in love with us. Or maybe we should address the root causes (barf!) of terrorism.

That’s easy. The root cause of terrorism lies with the religion of Islam itself. It exists in the 10th century. It’s never had a “reformation” which sought to bring religion into balance with the rest of society as those movements did in the west. Poverty is not a root cause of terrorism. Some of the poorest countries in the world are Christian countries in Central and South America. The poor in those countries don’t grow up and strap bomb belts on themselves and blow up school children. Instead, they become communists - dangerous but managably so. Give me your garden variety Marxist and I’ll show you someone who’d rather talk you into somnolence than blow you up. At the very least, they want to live to blow up someone else which would rule out flying planes into buildings.

I have no doubt that some interrogators have gone over the line both in doling out physcial torture and psychological stress to the Taliban and al Quaeda prisoners kept at Gitmo and the irreconcilable Saddamites and foreign fighters in Iraq. These people are not muggers. They’re not sex offenders. They’re not even wife murderers. The overwhelming majority are guilty-as-sin-dyed-in-the-wool bloodthirsty terrorists. And if by making them a little uncomfortable, or experience a little pain, or humiliation, or cause them psychic distress, I SAY GO FOR IT! If it gets them to talk, all the better. If not, at least they’ll suffer a tiny portion of the hurt, distress, and emotional harm they’ve caused others.

That’s not revenge. That’s justice.

So what’s the first reaction of the left to the revelation that the Newsweek story was, in effect, made up? Why they rush to Newsweek’s defense of course! And they do it better than any terrorist or enemy of the United States could ever do themselves:

I’ve found four reports — with more easily found — to back up Newsweek’s sources on the desecration of Korans belonging to Guantanamo detainees. (OH! How exciting for you!)

I see this incident this way: Newsweek has good sources for its allegations, but has backed off because it finds itself in a dicey, ill-founded public relations nightmare.

Newsweek has foresaken journalism to save what it perceives as its own hide.

And then there’s this curious juxtaposition:

If the situation were reversed, just imagine — if it’s even possible — the reaction in this country. Just pretend for a minute: Jerry Falwell being felt up by female Moslem prison guards and then having to watch while a Bible gets flushed down the toilet. Can you say Holy War?

Does this moonbat actually believe that Christians would riot if a bible were thrown in the toilet? I mean, has this guy been asleep for the last 25 years…or more? Here’s one example. Do you remember the awful riots that broke out when this photo appeared at that gallery in Cincinatti?

Do you recall the screaming Christians, blood flowing from their Ginsu knives, rampaging through the streets, murdering, pillaging, raping (well, maybe not raping…).

You have to try to be that clueless.

And that picture is just one example of course. The disrespect shown by secular humanists in this country toward Christian symbols, the Christian faith, and people who practice that faith is so profound that it got Christians out of the pews and into the voting booths. But rioting? Only in the paranoid fantasies of the moonbats.

The Newsweek imbroglio will subside; but not until Newsweek and their allies in the press and leftist websites redouble their efforts to find the “proof” that interrogators did indeed disrespect the Koran. I have absolutely no doubt they’ll find that proof.

The only question I have to them would be…now what? You’ve won a small point that will ignite more riots and result in more bloodshed. Proud of yourself now? Your hatred for your own country has now carried you into the waiting arms of the enemies of everything you purport to stand for.

How can you sleep at night?

UPDATE

Kevin at Wizbang boils the controversy down to its barest of bones and in so doing, rips the moonbat’s “fake but accurate” theme to shreds:

Andrew Sullivan, citing Daily Kos blogger SusanHu finding other allegations of Koran desecration, misses the point of the Newsweek Koran story by a country mile. The point is not that such allegations existed; it is that Newsweek reported that a US government investigation had (or would) conclude that such event took place.

No one (to my knowledge) is arguing a few detainees (and/or their lawyers) hadn’t made allegations concerning Koran desecration, yet Sullivan implies that those charges somehow lend credence to Newsweek’s shabby reporting. Sullivan then gets swept up in the “look at all the other prisoner abuse stories” mentality that presumably led Newsweek to run with such a poorly sourced report.

Well and truly said.

5/5/2005

GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME A MOONBAT

Filed under: Moonbats — Rick Moran @ 4:33 pm

I am Ajai Raj, and I am a jackass.

This has to be considered one of the most riotously ridiculous, self-aggrandizing, solipsistic, and sophomoric examples of liberal buffoonery in history. The young man who today is the talk of the internet for being arrested at an Ann Coulter event after saying “How do you feel about marriages where the man does nothing but f**k his wife up the ass?” left a love note for all his moonbat fans at Daily Kos in which he proves that perhaps NOW has been correct about abortion all along; some pregnancies, including the one that resulted in Mr. Raj vomiting forth into this world, should be terminated to save society the trouble of caring for the mentally deficient.

The open letter to Kos readers reveals a pathology so deep as to be beyond description…so of course, I’ll try.

In the screed, Mr. Raj preens, he prances, he’s so self congratulatory and proud that one gets the distinct impression that, if he was able, he’d lick his own balls, so worked up and full of self-satisfied vainglory as he is:

From the beginning I was yelling obscenities along with my friends, roaring at Ms. Coulter’s right-wing bullshit festival the way no one else had the balls to. Mr. Sampath writes in his article that (and this is my take) the protesters were told to be good all along. They were told to sit in the back and hold their signs and leave quietly. No wonder hippies get such a bad rap nowadays; protesters today might as well be ornaments on the Rightmobile. When I want someone to know I’m pissed off, I’m going to throw down and give them a good shit-ruining. I wanted to show Ms. Coulter that people are down if she wants to hold a circle-jerk, but we’re not gonna do it her way. Not me, at least.

So Mr. Raj “threw down” and by “yelling obscenities” and “roaring.” Here is someone who’s so certain of his rightness, his correctness, his goodness that allowing someone to speak who he vehemently disagrees with should be…what, Mr. Raj. Illegal? If not illegal, they should just be prevented from speaking, is that it?

God, the Sandanistas would have loved this guy! For that matter, any quasi-totalitarian regime given the stamp of approval by the likes of Jimmy Carter over the last decade or so could really use the Raj’s on the moonbat left. For you see, this guy and his ilk have a secret yearning for authoritarianism. They’re brown shirt mentality doesn’t require specific instructions from party headquarters. They know exactly what to do. They break up opposition rallies. They destroy opposition printing presses. They beat up, shout down, trip up, and kick in the groin anyone that disagrees with them.

Christian idiotarians pray for their enemies. These guys are a little more demonstrative:

So yes, the Q&A session came around, and it was pathetic. Her slack-jawed fans got up and licked her face so she could pat them on the head- one schmuck offered to be her bodyguard, and she smiled, doubtlessly making a mental note that she wouldn’t touch his nether regions if she were King Midas; liberal protestors posed well-intentioned but woefully timid questions and got shot down in a hail of ignorant shitfire from the She-Dragon. Standing in line awaiting my turn, I watched her send a moderate Republican, who had questioned the sheer incendiary magnitude of her rhetoric, walk away in tears when she tore him apart for daring to question her.

So yes, I saw my “opportunity to say something lewd and offensive.” And I took it.

She had just said something about gay marriage, the typical rightwing bullshit spiel that is still convincing people that the Bible is really the Constitution. Knowing that taking the time to say something insightful, specific, or even slightly critical would get me a lame comeback and a ticket back to my seat, I realized that the only way to win this battle was to fight fire with fire. Or bullshit with bullshit.

Whereupon Mr. Moonbat said his dirty word. Judging by his letter, he should have been excused on the grounds that his vocabulary was inadequate to the task of expressing his vaporous thoughts. Please notice however, the famous moonbat ploy that forgives all sins, covers all blemishes, and wipes clean the slate as Mr. Raj heroically stands on the battlements and waves a bloody shirt while “fighting fire with fire” (OOH! The drama) or “bullsh*t with bullsh*t.” (OOOH! The naughtiness.)

I’ve said it many times; moonbats act like this because they have the emotional maturity of an 11 year old girl. In Mr. Raj’s case, I take that back in order not to insult 11 year old innocents.

Did I give a shit? No. If I had a message, it’s that the whole thing was a joke- hell, our whole political scene today is a fucking joke. Everyone’s out to either pat themselves on the back for being right or whine about how they’re being wronged without ever lifting a finger to fight for it.

So rather than dignify anyone else, I “made masturbatory gestures” as I exited. Again, bingo! I danced a jig and set my hand a-jerkin’ at crotch-level, sneering for the crowd and letting them know I was ready to roll. I yelled to my friends that we were gonna split and made for the door.

What a delicate flower. It takes a special kind of lickspittle to be proud of “sneering” at people. But then, I’m sure he never sneered at anyone. I’ll bet you five to your one that this guy doesn’t even know what a “sneer” is. But like the rest of his remarkably incoherent and vapid testimony, his target is the heart of moonbats who, in their non sexual fantasies, see themselves giving the finger to the rest of the world and everyone cheering them for it.

Then again…maybe that is their sexual fantasy…

If so, then getting arrested obviously made this guy positively orgasmic:

Two cops approached me. I figured they were going to tell me I had to leave, so I said “You can’t fire me, because I quit!”

“You’re under arrest.”

It was my turn to be shocked. I tried to ask them what for; saying “f**k her in the ass”" at a college isn’t a crime, last time I checked. They apparently mistook my inquiries for aggression, and grabbed me roughly and slammed me into the door. Within seconds the backmost two or three rows was surging forward, following the scene as the cops dragged me out the door. They yelled and chanted; my friends were more outraged than I’d ever seen any of them before. As they pushed me into the car, I heard my good friend Jeffrey Stockwell scream, “THIS ISN’T A JUSTICE SYSTEM! YOU CALL THIS PROTECTING AND SERVING?!” The crowd took up a chant at the UTPD officers: “Shame! Shame! Shame!”

Shame is f**king right. When I asked the cops why they thought I needed cuffing, they told me that they didn’t even see anything that happened, they were just doing as told.

Leaving aside the ignorance of one who doesn’t know that everyone who’s arrested for any reason gets cuffed, the scene the moonbat describes is right out of the Yippie playbook from the 1968 Democratic Convention complete with the crowd chanting “The whole world is watching…The whole world is watching.” Nothing makes a moonbat feel better than to relive the glory days of movement politics when police were the enemy and one was considered heroic to resist the forces of fascism.

It really does take a special kind of nitwit to be a moonbat. And judging from this discourse by Mr. Raj, he’s going to need nitwit lessons to catch up.

UPDATE

I’m glad to see that Mr. Raj’s revealing admission that he’s related to a horses rump made Wizbang’s “Quote of the Day.”

May I nominate Raj’s revelation for ‘Moonbat quote of the month?”

5/1/2005

OF HUNGRY LIONS AND BURNING STAKES

Filed under: Moonbats — Rick Moran @ 2:13 pm

Can’t we all just get along?

The rhetoric on both sides of the religious debate has plain and simple gone too far. Now, don’t get me wrong. I enjoy hyperbole as much as the next political hothead. But this idea that the religious right is about ready to establish a Taliban-like theocracy unless they’re stopped is not only absurd, it’s a slap in the face to those of us who are not religious in that they actually think we’re stupid enough to believe it.

This is what came out of a weekend conference of the loony left that met to discuss the “problem” of the coming theocracy:

“The religious right now has an unprecedented influence on American politics and policy,” said Ralph White, co-founder of the Open Center, a New York City institution focused on holistic learning. “It is incumbent upon all of us to understand as precisely as possible its aims, methods, beliefs, theology and psychology.”

Ah! The “psychology” of the religious right. This is a favorite tactic of the left going back to the election of 1964 when a dozen or so prominent psychiatrists signed a letter stating that in their opinion, Goldwater was nuttier than a fruitcake. By implying there’s a “psychology” to religious conservatism what they’re really saying is there’s a pathology at work - a disease factor - when someone believes in God; or at least with more fervor than they do.

Walking into this conference sounds like walking onto the set of some Hollywood movie, a hellish adaptation of some Stephen King novel where the monsters are on the loose and only a brave few are left to battle the evil stalking the land:

“This may be the darkest time in our history,” said Bob Edgar, general secretary of the left-leaning National Council of Churches and former six-term Democratic congressman from Pennsylvania. “The religious right have been systematically working at this for 40 years. The question is, where is the religious left?”

Speakers outlined such concepts — others would say conspiracy theories — as Christian reconstructionism and dominionism to a crowd that Mr. White said does “not understand the further reaches of religion.”

Notice that former Rep. Edgar wonders where the religious left is. I would say they’re right where they’ve been for the last 50 years - right in the thick of politics working like hell to have judges and politicians espousing their viewpoints elected and appointed. But you see, that’s perfectly alright if you’re a liberal. You can throw God in the face of conservatives for years, telling us we’re “immoral” for opposing any aspect of the welfare state. But when Christians stand up and timidly ask that you not put bare breasts or naked buttocks on prime time TV all of a sudden they’re the Taliban:

Tax cuts combined with increased funding for faith-based social programs and decreases in welfare spending, Ms. Bokaer said, were examples of “the theological right … zealously setting up to establish their beliefs in all aspects of our society.”

She compared the Federal Communications Commission’s threatened crackdown on indecency on television with the Taliban, the repressive Islamic rulers of Afghanistan who harbored Osama bin Laden’s terrorist network until toppled by a U.S.-led invasion.

“Indecency police are a major part of theocratic states,” Ms. Bokaer said, flashing a picture of Islamic women covered head to foot under the title, “Taliban: Ministry for the Protection of Virtue and Prevention of Vice.”

This is loony. This isn’t just over-the-top rhetoric. What’s truly frightening is that these moonbats actually think they’re battling evil. But then, liberals aren’t really happy unless they’re standing on the castle wall, outnumbered and besieged by a ruthless enemy, with the townsfolk looking up at them with a look of awe and worshipful admiration.

LOOK AT ME! I’M GOOD! I’M FIGHTING UNSELFISHLY TO PROTECT YOU FROM EVIL! LOVE ME!

At bottom, liberals have the emotional maturity of 12 year old girls - minus the cuteness.

There was one voice of sanity at this conference. It came from Chip Berlet of the human rights watchdog Political Research Associates:

“I’m uncomfortable when I hear people of sincere religious faith described as religious political extremists,” he said. “What does that term mean? It’s a term of derision that says we’re good and they’re bad. There is no content.”

Afterward, in an interview, Mr. Berlet added: “The Democrats do just as much name-calling as the right. It’s great for fund raising. [But] it’s a heck of a way of building a social progressive movement.”

But Mr. Berlet has been a lone voice tossed about on an ocean of hyperbole and intolerance.

The left is now in full-throated cry against religious conservatives. Politically, they think they’ve found a winning issue. Just as the left used to browbeat Republicans every two years over social security by scaring the beejeebees out of old folks, telling them Republicans wanted to steal their social security checks and put them out on the street so they could eat dog food, liberals are now excited at the prospect of hoodwinking their fellow citizens by raising the specter of “theocracy.” Aided and abetted by the usual suspects in the media who know a good story when they see it (especially if it hurts Republicans), the left, as Mr. Berlet points out, is raising gobs of money and attracting all sorts of attention by accusing Christians of…what?

The same thing they’ve been doing for 50 years: Participating in the democratic process as citizens of the United States of America.

The left is barking up the wrong tree if they think the American people are worried about stake burnings for heretics or Colosseum like spectacles involving hungry lions, tigers, and bears for network executives who put lewd or lascivious fare on TV.

Although… the prospect of seeing some network suit running around the arena in his own “reality TV show” just might prove to me that there is in fact a God.

UPDATE

The Captain knows exactly who to blame for this witch hunt:

This orgy of namecalling and paranoid conspiracies gets its impetus from such politicians as Howard Dean, Al Gore, and Ken Salazar, who have green-lighted a war on religion from the Left, especially during this debate over judicial filibusters. They have rationalized the unprecedented obstruction of qualified judicial nominees for their religious beliefs by creating out of whole cloth a threat to the Republic from Christianity, which managed to co-exist with democracy and promote it for over 200 years up to now.

McGehee at Yippee Yi Kay! is also blogging the story with some links to other thoughts on establishing state religions.

4/25/2005

WELCOME DU MOONBATS!

Filed under: Moonbats — Rick Moran @ 6:49 pm

I’d like to extend a hearty and heartfelt welcome to all the registered nutcases and fruit flies at the Democratic Underground! Welcome to the House!

This is the second time someone from your illustrious, albeit clueless conglomeration of kool-aid drinking clapsaps has linked to my humble abode.

And yes…I am a right wing nut.

But don’t let that stop you from becoming a regular visitor. I always appreciate opposing viewpoints no matter how stupid and outrageous they may be, Plus, I value the input from people who have a different perspective of life…even though that perspective is sometimes impossible to recognize as coming from planet earth.

Besides…I need the traffic.

Finally, I’d like to thank you for the endless supply of blog fodder you and your clueless cohorts provide. The House just wouldn’t be the same without ya!

4/16/2005

HATING AMERICA FOR FUN AND PROFIT

Filed under: Moonbats — Rick Moran @ 8:12 am

I’ve done exactly one post on Ward Churchill since the fake indian, fake combat vet, fake scholar, and fake American burst on the scene early this year. The reason I’ve pretty much ignored the guy isn’t that he hasn’t supplied us with a wealth of material. Let’s face it; he’s as daffy as a dik-dik. The reason I haven’t written anything is the same reason I don’t blog NASCAR. Watching slow motion replays of traffic accidents just doesn’t do it for me. Trying to absorb the rapid fire incantations of lies, distortions, false analogies, and jaw dropping misstatements of fact is like seeing a stock car hit the wall at Daytona and roll over and over and over until, after coming to rest on the infield, you wonder how anyone can walk away from such a horrible scene.

I’ve seen the Nutty Professor on C-Span twice since his January coming out party. Both times, my head was killing me about halfway through his presentation due to my brain being overburdened by trying to make sense out of the nonsensical. Churchill appears to be a man in love not only with himself and his own voice, but also in love with a technique commonly used by people who really don’t have anything to say but just can’t keep their mouths shut.

It’s called “bullshitting.”

All of this being said, this article by Matt Labash, senior writer for The Weekly Standard is a real eye opener. Labash has a profile of the Rocky Mountain Moonbat that’s reveals Churchill is much more than your average America hating lefty. The profile of the Mad Professor that emerges is one of an image conscious charlatan.; a money grubbing mountebank who accepts $5000 per speaking engagement while apparently trying to milk his 15 minutes of fame for everything its worth.

I pity Mr. Labash his assignment. According to Churchill’s ex wives, he can be a difficult man indeed to get along with. But Labash doesn’t shy away from the tough questions. It’s just a pity Churchill didn’t see fit to answer them:

Seeing he’s a wee bit sensitive about his Indian identity, I go right for it, asking just how Indian he is. “I am not going to get into pet poodle pedigree,” he says. “I’ve done this twice and I’m not doing it again. It is absolutely racially affrontive.” But everybody wants to know, including his university, I respond. “And everybody can go f–themselves,” he snaps.

What this type of rationale reminds me of is the musings of Hitler’s favorite philosopher Houston Stewart Chamberlain, who, after penning the overly verbose and stunningly ignorant treatise on racial purity entitled Foundations of the 19th Century, Mr. H. realized that by writing that “teutons” were superior to other “races,” he had neglected to include himself in that illustrious company of supreme beings. Accordingly, he simply altered the definition to fit; he said that “anyone who believes or acts like a Teuton, is a Teuton.”

Similarly, according to Churchill “Anyone who believes or acts like an indian is an indian.” This is true even if native Americans themselves deny your heritage.

This is a good indication of how Churchill uses words to trivialize the important and complicate the obvious. It’s not the work of a scholar. It’s what bunko artists do.

Then there’s the little matter of Churchill’s combat experience in which Mr. Labash, who is asking these questions as he and the good professor are getting progressively more inebriated, tries to get a straight answer from the increasingly tipsy professor:

MOVING ON TO LESS CONTROVERSIAL FARE, I ask him about the discrepancies in his Vietnam record, in which he’s made himself sound like a ground-pounding trigger-puller, while records suggest he drove a truck, and a résumé claims he worked as a public information specialist. “I performed infantry functions, I ended up in a transportation battalion,” he rolls, before abruptly stopping. “Actually, I said I wasn’t going to do this with anybody, and I’m not.”

Why–it’s under question? I ask.

“I don’t care. Show me some possible relevance to it. . . . I’m not running for f–ing office. I don’t have to vet my life back to potty training stage in order to be entitled.”

I suggest that since people are alleging deception in several areas of his life, doesn’t that go to his credibility as a scholar? “My academic work is subject to being assessed like any other academic work, and it doesn’t matter if I think I’m goddamned Napoleon Bonaparte,” he says. “This is not the National F–ing Enquirer, though it’s been turned into that.” He says no one contests that he’s been in Vietnam, and no one contests that he’s decorated (with a Cross of Gallantry and “this and that,” he adds).

Actually, the good professor has a point of sorts. His Viet Nam experience, or lack thereof, shouldn’t be counted when trying to judge his academic record. What should be counted and indeed, looked into, are the charges of plagerism, shoddy research, and barefaced falsehoods that other scholars have leveled against him and for which he has failed to address in any other manner except by accusing his accusers of being jealous academics with various axes to grind.

All of these questions about Churchill’s past are relevant only in that they reveal him to be the grifter that he is, a lefty fakir of such eminence that even his scholarly tomfoolery is excused by his supporters as just a misunderstanding. The real problem with Churchill is his core philosophy. It springs from the eternal well of victimhood’s identity politics:

Churchill, to his credit, doesn’t subscribe to any meaningless “praxis of personal purity,” so he takes his coffee (black) with a shrug and lights a Pall Mall. I ask if he’s an anarchist, and though they have an affinity, he says no. He’s an Indigenist. Not quite sure what that entails, I ask him to explain. He’s a wordy bugger, and goes on for a good while about a “consciously synchronous level of population” and a “latitude of action that is governed in a self-regulating manner” and a “unity in the differentiation that’s consonant with natural order.” I figure this would all go down a lot easier if I’d first eaten peyote.

Later, on my own, I explore his philosophy in a manifesto conveniently titled “I am an Indigenist.” While Churchill generally shies from being prescriptive–much more fun to talk about what others have done wrong–this essay is the exception. The “highest priority of my political life,” he writes, is “the rights of indigenous peoples,” for whom he foresees the restoration of land. He envisions a “North American Union of Indigenous Nations” that would comprise “roughly one third of the continental U.S.” Ever the pragmatist, Churchill says the region would enjoy as much autonomy as it wanted, and that with Indians controlling all those natural resources, much-needed conservation will prevail in a land now completely overpopulated. (He cites an ecological demographer’s estimate that North America was “thoroughly saturated with humans by 1840,” and figures we’re due for a good dose of population control, possibly through “voluntary sterilization” and “voluntary abortion.”)

Before you burst out laughing at this kind of mountebankery, one should pause and consider that this voice from the “old left” is being married with the ideals of the anarchists, the anti-globalization loons, the “sustainable development” nazis, and others in the new coalition of luddites who seek to destroy western civilization. The fact that Churchill is getting this kind of noteriety gives these other wackos a huge boost in exposure. And the indications are that they intend to ride the Mad Prof’s coattails to semi-respectability and perhaps even an entry into the more “mainstream” leftist elements like Moveon.org.

It’s not enough to say that Ward Churchill is a fast-talking confidence man who continues to make outrageous statements about the country of his birth to simply get rich and get attention. One must recognize that it’s not what he says as much as what he’s coming to represent; the pinnacle of leftist thought synthesized for two generations and nurtured in the propoganda factories that pass for college campuses in America.

Churchill has become a hero to a ready made audience who’ve been conditioned to believe the worst about their own country without discovering where the truth lies themselves. The danger is that his influence will spawn another generation of like-minded nitwits whose worldview has been shaped by the cartoonish intellect of this faux indian, scholar, and activist.

It would be fascinating to revisit Churchill in 10 years to see what his inspiration has wrought. If it’s any more profound than a small cadre of ill clothed, ill fed, foul smelling galoots who rant on about “little Eichmann’s” I’ll be very surprised.

UPDATE

Giacomo at Joust the Facts links to another article on Churchill, this time one that dissects the Nutty Professor’s “scholarship” and shows how he uses deconstructionist techniques to tell tall tales of American History:

The fault, in what can charitably be called his analysis, is that he disassociates cause and effect, picks out bits of history, simply ignoring that which preceded or caused it. History, a la Churchill picks up at a starting point — any starting point — that supports his beliefs. For instance — Churchill whines about the Allies’ “strategic bombing campaign’ (the foregoing words, we suppose, put in quotes to emphasize that it was a cover-up phrase for wanton destruction) against Germany during World War II.” Of course there was indeed a bombing campaign against Germany and its cities from 1940 to 1945. But what was its cause? Who first began the bombings of populations?

His technique could have been lifted from the Jacques Derrida playbook. And Giacomo points out in his own post on the subject that taking things out of context - in this case as it relates to a quote by George Bush - is Churchill’s weapon of choice:

Churchill is upset that his comment about the “little Eichmanns” gets taken out of context, and seeks to defuse that bombshell (though he still calls the people in the towers by that epithet). Here he commits the same effrontery, taking the President’s words out of context to support his own thesis.

I guess in the Mad Prof’s world, what’s good for the goose isn’t necessarily good for the gander.

4/3/2005

OH THOSE BATTY MOONBATS!

Filed under: Moonbats — Rick Moran @ 9:21 am

Well,, so much for the “reality based community.”

What do you say of a group that calls itself that and then enters into a discussion about how psychics are saying that George Bush will be impeached? Or assassinated?

Here are a few gems from that bastion of tolerance and realism, the Democratic Underground:

The psychics were right about the Pope & hopefully will b right about Bush I read on a thread somewhere that the psychics predicted that the Pope wouldn’t live through the month of April and sadly they were right.

What psychics were those? got a link

I remember newsmax or some other con site saying that a psychic predicted a Bush assassination.

Yep, be careful what you wish for!

No. No assassination. Impeachment, yes. Disgrace, yes. A deified St. George W. Bush, NO.

Notice the above commenter opposing assassination not because it would mean killing another human being but because to do so would “deify” the President.

I had a weird vision about * the other night I can’t say it here because even thoughts are watched in this country, but it was in agreement with what your psychic predicted.

Before we get all happy and start dancing…(emoticons smiling and dancing)

Keep these two words in mind: “President Cheney.” Canada, anyone?

Listening to these folks, one would think that assassination can be fun!

I have a strange feeling about an assassination attempt on Bush at the Pope’s funeral. However, that would leave us with Crashcart, so I’m hoping I’m just feeling overly melancholy after Pope John Paul II’s death

But let’s not get ahead of ourselves here. This moonbat shares his gifts of prophecy with us:

Even though I’m Christian I do have the gifts of empathy and I have had a few flashes and dreams. I had one flash where Bush is leaving the House with that side door that has the white covering over the entrance and he has these really sad eyes. I then had another dream where I was in the future and it was early 2008 and something had happened (don’t know what). I was in a kitchen cleaning and watching CNN and three reporters were on there talking about whatever it was that happened and I remember feeling very worried. One reporter (the main guy of this segment) was blaming Bush (I felt it was his fault), another guy was blaming Clinton (go figure) and another guy was blaming Kerry. That was quite strange. In the beginning of the year I love to sit down and meditate and try to get a sense of how this year will be. I remember getting told that we’ll see more of Kerry and Edwards in the mid to late summer and they really popped out at me. Kerry has been doing a lot in the Senate still and Edwards still pops up here and there. So I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this has been the “reality based community” shining through in all it’s glory. Maybe the next Democratic President will have a “Department of Dreams and Visions.”

3/5/2005

BEYOND THE PALE

Filed under: Moonbats — Rick Moran @ 7:27 pm

I’ve posted precious little on Ward Churchill except to defend his free speech rights and the concept of academic freedom. This changes today. His appearance last night on Bill Maher’s HBO show was painful to watch. Not for his laughable anti-American rants, his twisting of history, his ignorance of science and language, or his mumbling incoherence. But because it was exactly like viewing a traffic accident in slow motion; a tumbling jumble of conflicting ideas, non sequitors, double negatives, and logical fallacies that taken together added up to a totally wrecked reputation already suffering due to discoveries of academic fraud.

Ward Churchill, squashed Pinto.

Egged on masterfully by host Maher, Churchill made a gigantic ass of himself. Here’s some flavor supplied by Jeff Jarvis who live blogged the event:

Maher then leads the apparently inarticulate Churchill down his path. He asks Churchill to talk about “the blood that America has on its hands.” Churchill can’t get a paragraph out. Maher keeps leading: “Just tell the folks what you think…” Churchill mutters how the attack on the World Trade Center was not senseless because “anything that was that well-planned wasn’t senseless.” Anything this poorly expressed in senseless. Even Maher can’t take it…. because Churchill isn’t making the point Maher wants him to make: the blood-on-our-hands point.

So Maher says, “Let me do it for you… There was the bringing over of the slaves… Then we’re talking about the Indians in America, your people, you’re part Indian…” Churchill nods. And they add up numbers. Maher continues: “So we have a lot of blood on our hands… So then you talk about the first Iraq war. How many died there?…. And then the sanctions… I know we don’t want to hear this but the country of America has blood on its hands…. Not to mention in Germany and Japan when we were close to winning the war we obliterated Dresden….”

Jeez…I’m glad he didn’t bring up Hiroshoma or Nagasaki. That may have been germane to the point he was trying to make. Instead, Maher brings up Dresden and said we “were close to winning the war” when we firebombed the city.

The destruction of Dresden took place on February 13, 1945. Allied forces didn’t even cross the Rhine into Germany until the following month. Both Eisenhower and Field Marshall Montgomery believed at the time that Dresden was bombed that it would be April at the earliest before an attempt could be made to cross the river. Only a fortuitous circumstance-finding an intact railroad bridge at Remagen-allowed the allies to cross in March.

And the Germans were fighting desperately. Allied casualties from March 7 until the last week in April were 10% more per week than during the bitter fighting in the Ardennes during the Battle of the Bulge. To say that “we were near the end of the war” is preposterous unless you use 20/20 hindsight. I’m sure for the soldiers fighting house to house in the now forgotten small towns and villages in Germany it seemed as if the war would go on forever.

When the Third Reich collapsed, it happened very quickly. Russian and American troops finally linked up at the Elbe River on April 27th, 1945. Hitler killed himself 4 days later and the Germans formally surrendered on May 8th. Up until Hitler’s death, the allies believed that he would flee Berlin and set up a “National Redoubt” in the mountains of Bavaria.

What this proves is that Bill Maher is an ignoramous. When Dresden was bombed in February, most war planners’ estimates had the war in Germany ending sometime in the late summer or early fall of 1945.

And the interview (more like a mutual admiration society between Maher and Churchill) is replete with such examples of stupidity, ignorance, and out-and-out falsehoods. Here’s another gem from Jarvis:

And the torture continues. Maher brings out a 9/11 family member, Michael Faughnan, who lost his brother at Cantor Fitzgerald. He says the brother disagrees with Churchill but supports him.

We couldn’t find anyone who doesn’t support Churchill, Bill? We had to exploit a family member?

Now Maher wimpily questions Churchill but still attacks America: “I don’t understand how you can compare the passive aggressive… We’re lazy and arrogant and greedy and myopic, and all those things cause some misery around the world. But Eichmann was proactively killing people.”

When did genocide become the subject of MBAspeak: “technical function,” “proactive”…. It’s murder, men!

Churchill says that by displacing profits and “moving labor to sweatshops in Maylasia you’re doing things comparable to what Eichmann did.”

It’s really not worth the intellectual effort to fisk such nonsense. But the above brings up a problem similar to a scientiest trying to debunk astrology or some other psuedo-scientific notions that have captured the imaginations of the weak minded.

In his book “Demon Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark” Carl Sagan points out the monumental effort involved in scientifically debunking most of the major psuedo-scientific ideas that permeate the culture. A working scientiest would have to devote many hours to “proving ” that astrology is bunkum or that pyramids have no special mystical properties. The scientific disciplines necessary for the debunking run the gamut from mathematics to particle physics.

Sagan points out the dangers:

I worry that, especially as the Millennium edges nearer, pseudoscience and superstition will seem year by year more tempting, the siren song of unreason more sonorous and attractive. Where have we heard it before? Whenever our ethnic or national prejudices are aroused, in times of scarcity, during challenges to national self-esteem or nerve, when we agonize about our diminished cosmic place and purpose, or when fanaticism is bubbling up around us-then, habits of thought familiar from ages past reach for the controls. The candle flame gutters. Its little pool of light trembles. Darkness gathers. The demons begin to stir.

Similarly with Churchill, one needs a scorecard to keep track of his idiocy. And it takes time (and for mainstream print media, space) to thoroughly discredit this mountebank of a man. No one is willing to do it. And that’s the danger of Churchill.

His ideas are out there. He’s been given enormous exposure to spout his nonsense. And outside of a few bloggers, no-one is calling him out on his scholarship or the accuracy of his references. And because of that, we have the spectacle of people applauding both Maher and Churchill accepting the fraud as fact.

The candle is beginning to sputter. And demons are starting to stir.

2/26/2005

ARE YOU A MOONBAT?

Filed under: Moonbats — Rick Moran @ 11:25 am

We here at The House take seriously our responsibilities to inform, educate, and propagandize the public-to the extent that anything I say or do has any relevance to anyone other than Significant Otherhawk and my large, extended family.

That being said, I feel it necessary, as a public service, to post this excellent test from Spacemonkey over at Frank J.’s.

Top 10 Indicators You May Be Left of Liberal

10. You never could throw your full support behind John Kerry once you found out his first name is found in the Bible, of all places.

9. One of the few reasons you couldn’t bring yourself to assasinate the president is you’d have to actually buy a gun.

8. Your opinions and values carry more weight than those that oppose you, because you care.

7. To save money you bought an effigy of Bush made of asbestos. You later returned it when you realized ‘the bush burned with fire, but the bush was not consumed.’ is ALSO found in the Bible.

6. You believe the death penalty should be abolished…after it’s applied to those that support it.

5. You believe that any news service that doesn’t keep ‘Bush is EV1L Incarnate’ as its lead story is undeniably linked to a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

4. Four years later and you are STILL protesting outside the Broward County Courthouse for Gore-Lieberman 2000.

3. You have made a sign which you carry to every protest that just says ‘NO!’. It’s written in your own blood from when you carved ‘I’m Sorry, World’ on your forehead.

2. You acknowlege the ‘Vast Right Wing Conspiracy’ exists and is inherently evil but often lose sleep at night worrying there are smaller ‘Widespread Right Wing Conspiracies’ that need to be stamped out too and aren’t getting the attention they deserve.

And the number one Indicator You May Be Left of Liberal….

1. You strongly believe cannibalism is wrong. Not because it takes a human life but because it’s…meat.

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