THE DECISION
The dilemma faced by CTU and the President of the United States - whether they should prevent the gas attack on the mall or allow the attack and track the terrorists to their hideout in order to find the rest of the nerve gas - may have seemed far fetched, as unlikely a scenario that was ever used in the 5 year history of the show.
Think again. The fact is, President Roosevelt and George Marshall had to make literally dozens of such decisions during World War II thanks to the extraordinary work of American signals intelligence in cracking the Japanese Imperial Navy’s JN-25 staff code. But there was a cost to breaking the code and gleaning Japanese intentions in the Pacific; if the Japanese got even a hint that we were reading their traffic, they would change the code and we would be in the dark again. Hence, while we were able to plan a response to Japan’s attack on Midway Island and the Aleutians in 1942 based on the decoded intercepts, other Japanese moves that we were able to determine in advance were not countered because of the fear that the Japanese would get suspicious. In short, we would become victims of our own success and American sailors and Marines paid the price.
It must have been difficult for the brass to make those choices. But in the end, it was the right choice. Even after the Germans told the Japanese we had broken their naval code, the Imperial Navy arrogantly refused to believe it and kept the code anyway. And virtually every historian of World War II agrees that these code breaking activities shortened the war and saved lives.
Of course, the situation at the mall was a little different. Or was it? Although the potential victims at the mall were civilians, that gut wrenching conversation between Audrey and Fat Hobbit Lynn about whether to stop the gas from being released (see below) shows pretty much what kind of war we’re fighting. I daresay the 9/11 passengers on Flight 93 may have understood even though Audrey and Jack didn’t.
Yes the situation was contrived. But I would be curious to know whether or not the readers think CTU and the President made the right decision or whether you think Jack and Audrey were right?
I would bet that it breaks close to 50-50.
SUMMARY
Following the killing of Rossler by his 15 year old sex slave, Jack and CTU found themselves in quite a pickle. With Ivan the Terrorist set to call back and arrange a meeting so that Rossler could give him the chip that would allow for remote detonation of the nerve gas cannisters, it was time for Jack to think and think fast.
Actually, long time Jack fans knew what was coming before Rossler hit the floor with a satisfying thud - Jack would take the pedophile’s place. In fact, the entire show has been laced with this kind of predictability. Are the writers running out of ideas? Or do we just know Jack so well that nothing he does anymore can surprise us?
With the terrorists shopping the gas to “various sleeper cells” around the country (Holy Crap! You mean there are actually terrorists here in the US? Don’t tell the Democrats!) Fat Hobbit Lynn gives Jack the go ahead to try and pass himself off as Rossler in order to infiltrate the terrorist gang. Jack, being the manly man that he is, will need considerable assistance from the dynamic geek duo of Chloe and Fat Geek Edgar in order to make the chip switch and be convincing.
Back at the ranch, President Jellyfish has reverted to form. After what appeared to be an infusion of much needed testosterone last week from the Nutzo First Lady (who seems to have plenty to spare) he and Mike realize they can stonewall the Cummings caper rather than go through with the “limited hang out route” they were planning before Cummings rather convenient and some would say enormously helpful “suicide.”
The tin foil hats were out in full force all week at the show’s websites as there was wild speculation about Cummings. Was he murdered? His death certainly solved a lot of problems, didn’t it? Even innocent Evelyn, the First Lady’s Lady in Waiting, got in on the fun with a little speculation about foul play in Cumming’s suicide. Definitely a loose end to keep an eye on.
Of course, Cumming’s suicide also changed the political dynamic of whether or not to go public with his treason. With typical decisiveness where his own political hide is concerned, Logan okays a press statement at odds with the one he and Martha had come up with. Instead of full disclosure, there would be a cover up. Incensed, Martha threatens to go public anyway. Jellyfish boldly suggests she start with Cumming’s wife who had come to collect the body.
Jack goes to his meet with the terrorists and with Chloe’s expert assistance, switches the chip in the remote. Even though there is a tracking device in the chip itself, it was still predictable that Jack would be shanghaied and forced to go with the terrorists. Reluctantly, Jack accepts the gracious offer of a ride from the thugs and ends up at the absolutely best named terrorist target in TV history; Sunrise Hills Mall.
I bet half the towns in American have a “Sunrise Hill” mall or some variation with the words “sun” or “Hill.” Kinda creepy, no?
CTU’s dilemma begins. Take down the terrorists or not? We’ll call this exchange Audrey vs. Lynn I:
AUDREY: Lynn, we have got to stop them before they get inside.
LYNN: We move in now, Erwich will know we’re on to him and we won’t be led to the other cannisters.
AUDREY: Are you talking about letting them go through with this? Sacrificing the lives of all those people?
LYNN: I’m talking about accepting the damage of what one cannister can do vs. what the other 19 can do.
AUDREY: THIS IS INSANE!
Indeed. Fat Hobbit Lynn calls the President to get the go ahead to lay off the terrorists. And in another sickening display of wimpishness, Logan, like the squirming worm that he is, seeks to pass the buck back to CTU:
JELLYFISH: What’s your recommendation?
LYNN: Bill and I agree that the greatest good would be served if we allow them to release the single cannister of Centox nerve gas.
AUDREY: And I believe sir we have no right to sanction the deaths of innocent people. We should take our chances interrogating the men and find the location of the other cannisters.
(Pause as Jellyfish freezes like a side of beef that’s been locked in cold storage for a year)
LYNN: Mr. President, we’re running out of time. We need your decision, sir.
JELLYFISH: This is a field op. It’s up to you.
BILL: With all due respect Mr. President, it is not. We don’t have the legal authority to make this decision. Only you do.
Bleeccchhhh! * Spit * * Spit * (HT: Misha).
The clock is ticking because the terrorists have made their way into the mall, offed the security guard, and have placed the gas into the ventilation duct. All they need now is the code to punch into the remote and arm the cannister. And once Jellyfish gives his reluctant okay (threatening dire consequences if the plan doesn’t work) Fat Hobbit Lynn orders Jack to give the code to the terrorist.
We sympathize with Jack’s quandary. When he gives the terrorists the wrong code, the Fat Little Hobbit comes out in Lynn and he looks and sounds like he’s ready to do battle with the ourks. Jack is in trouble again - both with CTU and, as it turns out, the terrorists who don’t like mistakes. The remote won’t arm so they cold cock Jack and with the help of their terrorist brethren, make alternate plans to set off the cannister.
As the terrorists are fiddling with the nerve gas cannister, we are treated to another gut wrenching conversation between Audrey and Lynn (II):
AUDREY: The President is not looking at the children whose death warrants he just signed.
LYNN: Do you realize how many more people could die if they don’t lead us to the rest of the cannisters?
AUDREY: They could. That’s theoretical right now. Those children will die within minutes. Look at them! LOOK AT THE MONITOR!
BILL: Audrey! That’s enough.
AUDREY: No, it’s not. Lynn, you tell me. If you were in Jack’s shoes, would you follow through with that order, stand by, and watch as they murdered all those people?
LYNN: This is war! There are going to be casualties! If those are the orders of the President…YES!
AUDREY: I hope that’s not true - for your sake.
What she said.
As the terrorists prepare to release the gas, Ivan orders Jack’s death. Even though handcuffed to a table, Jack disarms his would be executioner and clamps his thighs around the thug’s neck, breaking it with a sickening crack. Hearing the struggle, terrorist #2 flees while Jack struggles to free himself. He’s too late. Some of the gas has escaped into the ventilation system. Cornering a plainclothes mall security man, Jack orders him to evacuate the mall and heads to the food court to either turn off the motors running the ventilation system or take advantage of the daily special at Too Wong Fu’s Sushi Palace.
Seeing that he’ll probably get lousy service at Mr. Too’s, Jack goes for the motors and turns them off. But not before several people are affected by the gas including a little girl that Jack rushes out to the mall parking lot and expertly administers the antidote. For such a tough guy, it’s apparent that Jack cares for women, children and dogs which probably makes him one of the most eligible bachelors in Los Angeles.
Terrorist #2 meanwhile finds a magic car. After breaking into what appeared to be a 1994 Chevy with electronic ignition, the terrorist is magically transported back to the 1970’s into the interior of what might be a 1974 Dodge Charger and is able to “hot wire” the car’s ignition. (Note to readers under the age of 30: This cannot be done on any car except maybe that old Chrysler Fury III sitting in your grandpa’s barn).
Tracking terrorist #2 back to the hideout, Ivan, who knew right away that CTU would be following, observes the arrival of the TAC Team and orders #2 to kill himself. (Does anyone else notice that there have been almost as many suicides this year as terrorists offed by Jack?) Ivan drives off into the afternoon sun leaving Jack, CTU, and the President in a dither as to what should be done.
BODY COUNT
Terrorists off the security guard. Jack plinks a terrorist. And the body count at the mall, according to Mike, stands at between 10 and 20. We’ll take the low number unless and until we hear differently.
JACK: 10
SHOW: 44
Make sure you leave a comment about whether you think CTU/Jellyfish was right in letting the terrorists release the gas or whether you think Audrey/Jack were right.
UPDATE
Check out this comment thread at Polipundit for some good speculation. Also, both Lori Byrd and Dave Barry agree with my analysis from last week: Faster please.