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2/15/2005

CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS

Filed under: General — Rick Moran @ 5:59 am

As you may or may not already be aware, members of the Watcher’s Council hold a vote every week on what they consider to be the most link-worthy pieces of writing around… per the Watcher’s instructions, I am submitting one of my own posts for consideration in the upcoming nominations process.
Here is the most recent winning council post, here is the most recent winning non-council post, here is the list of results for the latest vote, and here is the initial posting of all the nominees that were voted on.

2/13/2005

WELCOME TO THE HOUSE!

Filed under: General — Rick Moran @ 1:06 am

Well it’s about time.

All those months on blogger with a site that looked like a cross between my grandmother’s attic and a liberal’s idea of goverment; cluttered and not very organized.

No more!

Today we strike a blow for good, clean blogging.

Clean lines.
Clean colors
Clean fonts
Clean art
Clean FUN!

All of this, of course, will not lead to clean living or a clean mind. Therefore, it is my intention to tell it like it is in as straightforward a manner as possible.

With a little wry humor that will make you think
With a little history thrown in to give you perspective
With a little knowledge that will sway your opinion

The picture that graces the head of this site is of the notorious London insane asylum “Bedlam” (yes, that’s where the word comes from). Provocative, yes? I knew you’d like it!

So, welcome to the House! And come back often.

2/12/2005

WE’RE MOVING!

Filed under: General — Rick Moran @ 6:09 am

Right Wingnuthouse is moving!

Yes…we’re finally getting off blogger and having the site hosted. Consequently, there’ will be no posts until Monday morning as I’ll be working hard this weekend to get the site ready.

While our web address will change, I can promise you that the same looniness will prevail! You’ll still be able to follow the adventures of Jack Bauer and the CTU gang of “24.” And Marvin Moonbat will still give his weekly Friday rants (if he can find his way to the new site. Sometimes, I wonder about Marvin…)

And I’d like to take this opportunity to thank all of you who are regular readers and commenters. I hope you follow me over to the new site:

Rightwing Nuthouse.com!

2/11/2005

MARVIN MUSINGS

Filed under: General — Rick Moran @ 6:07 am

This being Friday, it’s once again time for my neighbor Marvin Moonbat to give his take on things from the left side of the political spectrum.

WHY IRAQ IS EXACTLY LIKE VIET NAM ONLY WORSE
(By Marvin Moonbat)

Well, my bags are packed and I’m ready to go. As soon as our Chimp in Chief announces the reinstatement of the draft, I’m outa here. Canada maybe. Or Australia. My girlfriend Chloe wants us to go to the mountains of Bolivia and live off the land using only our hands and our wits. I said that’s out. First off, they only have one TV station (WGN out of Chicago). And the way I look at it, any country that isn’t civilized enough to carry MTV 2 (You know, the good MTV station that still plays videos and not that other one that only shows the reality shows and stupid interviews with hip-hop drag queens) isn’t worth living in.

Secondly, they don’t speak English! Chloe says I’m too Eurocentric (I think I know what that means) but I don’t care. I nearly flunked Spanish in high school and I would hate the idea of having to order pizza in Spanish. (UPDATE: Chloe tells me there’s only one Pizza Hut in Cochabamba and they don’t deliver. That cuts it.)

Anyway, I’m history when the draft comes back. And believe me it’s going to. Why? Because Bushitler and the neocons are going to need plenty of bodies when they begin invading the other countries of the middle east for their oil.

Which brings me to our subject for today. Here are my top three reasons why Iraq is exactly like Viet Nam only much, much worse.

1. Oil

What’s that you say? There’s no oil in Viet Nam? This may be true, although according to the CIA World Fact Book there are some offshore deposits. What I mean is, you have to use your brain to make the connection.

Look, I’ll make it easy on you; when I say oil, you think “Pepsi-Cola.” The reason we sent millions of soldiers to Viet Nam and sacrificed 55,000 American lives was so that Tricky Dick Nixon’s buddies at Pepsi Cola would have new customers. The evidence is overwhelming. Ask anybody who was there and they’ll tell you. There was no Coca-Cola in Nam! It was Cola Imperialism that drove American foreign policy. Just like in Iraq. Only this time it’s oil. And Yoo-hoo.

One of the Smirking Chimp’s bigger contributors is the CEO of Cadbury, the people who make Yoo-hoo. The Iraq war is as much about bringing the chocolate flavored beverage to the middle east as anything else. Why there’s even talk of Cadbury introducing a hollow chocolate “Mohammed” to go along with it’s Santa Claus and Easter Bunny products. Should be a big seller.

2. Quagmire

Face it, we’re stuck in Iraq. Just like we were stuck in Viet Nam.

Some wingnuts have asked me “Well, what do you want us to do, cut and run?” My answer is yes. A little humiliation is just what this country needs. Besides, we deserve it. I’d really like to see the United States brought down a peg or two. It would be enormously satisfying.

Why, just the other day I was watching C-Span and I heard this great speech by someone who I’ve never heard of before. His name is Ward Churchill and he’s a teacher at Colorado State. He’s an Indian so he knows what he’s talking about. He says that the attacks on 9/11 were our own damn fault and besides, we had it coming because of our imperialsims and all. He really made a lot of sense to me.

What really made me think he knew what he was talking about is when he compared our Liar in Chief to Hitler and the neocons to the nazis. Boy, is he smart! I’m going to see if we can’t get him to speak at our school. (UPDATE: I just read that Professor Churchill may not be a real Indian. Why should that matter? His heart is in the right place on the issues so he’s OK by me.)

3. Senator Kennedy Says So

I love Senator Kennedy. Whenever he speaks, I get the feeling that here’s a man who really, really cares! He cares about the poor. He cares about the aged. He cares about minorities. He cares and cares and cares until he almost just doesn’t care anymore.

Kennedy is sort of like our Ronald Reagan, only fatter. And he drinks, but that’s OK. And he has a problem with women, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t a feminist. And then there was that little incident with the car, and the bridge, and the sheriff, and the coroner, and…Well, let’s just say that’s all water under the bridge and let it go at that.

If Ted Kennedy says that Iraq is George Bush’s Viet Nam you gotta believe him. It was his own brother that made Viet Nam a big deal by increasing our troop levels from 800 under that smirking war monger Eisenhower to more than 10,000 by 1963. So Senator Kennedy knows what he’s talking about.

I mean, you really have to admire the guy. Who else would have such an exquisite sense of timing to call for a withdrawal of American forces from Iraq just three days before their election? Brilliant! Not only did it undermine shrub’s Iraq policy (deservedly) but it also made those stupid Iraqi’s see that there was no hope for them as long as America was an occupying power. Better to have the United Nations administer the country with the French and Germans taking the lead. Now those countries know what they’re doing when it comes to occupying. Especially Germany, whose occupation experience is a little more recent.

When Senator Kennedy speaks, we liberals listen. We’ve been doing it for a long time and look where its gotten us?

Well, I’ve got to run. Chloe wants to go to a lecture on global warming. Did you know that global warming was invented by the Pentagon to save money so they wouldn’t have to buy winter gear for the soldiers? It’s true. I read it on the internet.

2/10/2005

THE CIA IS RIGHT…FOR ONCE

Filed under: General — Rick Moran @ 6:05 am

Looks like the spooks may have finally broken through and scored one for the home team. Not a “slam dunk” but, at this point, we’ll take it:

In a surprising admission, North Korea’s hard-line Communist government declared publicly for the first time today that it has nuclear weapons. It also said that it will boycott United States-sponsored regional talks designed to end its nuclear program, according to a North Korean Foreign Ministry statement transmitted today by the reclusive nation’s wire service.

Pyongyang said it has “manufactured nukes for self-defense to cope with the Bush administration’s undisguised policy to isolate and stifle” North Korea, and that it will “bolster its nuclear weapons arsenal.”

Intelligence regarding whether or not the loons currently in power in North Korea had developed nukes was challenged by several sources, most notably China. Now that the North Koreans themselves have let the cat out of the bag, the Chinese are having a wee bit of trouble deciding how to deal with the news:

Two state-run services, the China News Agency and the New China News Agency, each sent out articles late this afternoon describing North Korea’s decision to suspend indefinitely its participation in the six-country talks with China, Japan, South Korea, Russia and the United States over Pyongyang’s nuclear program. But neither article highlighted North Korea’s mention of having nuclear weapons - even though the New China News Agency article quoted the North Korean statement at length and included portions citing the manufacture of nuclear weapons.

The CIA has leaked intelligence reports since 2002 showing that North Korea was nuclear player. While it’s unclear exactly when the DPRK acquired its nuclear capability one fact cannot be overlooked.

They cheated.

The history of the so-called “Agreed Framework” with North Korea reads like a Buster Keaton/Keystone cops movie script where the US and the UN race around town chasing a car driven by Kim Jung Il trying to catch the “Great Leader” circumventing North Korean obligations under the treaty. Basically, the agreement called for the North suspending its nuclear ambitions in exchange for economic concessions, heavy fuel oil deliveries, and the construction (with western help) of 2 light water nuclear reactors.

The US and South Korea basically lived up to their part of the bargain while Kim and his crazies played a shell game with plutonium enrichment programs. Part of the problem had to do with the breathtaking myopia of former Secretary of State under Clinton Madeline Albright.

In an interview with PBS “Frontline” Albright reveals an almost childlike faith in her new found friend. Asked point blank whether Kim is a nutball, Albright hedges a bit:

Frontline: Is he delusional?

Albright: I don’t think he’s delusional. I’ve thought a lot about this, and I obviously prepared a lot before I went there. I talked with Kim Dae Jung, president of South Korea, who had been there and met with him.

For the most part, we had very peculiar information about Kim Jong Il that he was a recluse. I think delusional actually was a word that was used. But Kim Dae Jung (South Korean President) had reported that it was possible to have perfectly decent, rational conversations with him.

For me, the situation was that here is a person who is isolated, but not uninformed, who has operated in his own system where he is deified and, at the same time, wants to be in the outside world where nobody will pay any attention to him.

So I can’t imagine what it is like to be raised in a society where their only statues that exist are to you and your father.

After saying she’s surprised he isn’t delusional, Albright then calmly lays out the reasons why he is delusional.

Yikes!

I’ve had conversations with someone who is firmly convinced that Elvis Presely is alive and well and living somewhere in rural Michigan. He sounds totally reasonable and rational-until you remember that Elvis has been dead for thirty years. The fact that the former Secretary of State took the position that this murderous, meglomaniacal thug was “reasonable” should tell you why North Korea was able to thumb their noses at the world and continue on with their nuke program-despite all the “safeguards” Albright had negotiated.

In 2002, President Bush tired of Kim’s games and requested international inspection of sites that were suspected by the spooks of enriching uranium illegally. Since no such inspection was scheduled until 2005, Kim used this reasonable request for early inspection to cancel the agreement.

During the recent campaign, Kerry laughably tried to blame North Korea’s imminent acquisition of nukes on Bush. What Senator Flip-Flop failed to mention was that North Korea could not have possibly constructed any nuclear weapons between 2002 and today; that only repeated and deliberate violations of the agreement during the Clinton Administration would have allowed the North to construct its weapons program.

Albright’s trip to North Korea in 2000 was also notable for the not so subtle warning Kim imparted to our clueless Secretary of State. Asked to describe her trip, Albright had this to say:

Well, what happened was that he was the host, and so it was a little hard always to say, “I’m not going to do whatever you’re suggesting.”

So, at the end of about three or four hours of official meetings, he said, “I want to take you tonight to a huge celebration,” and when we got there, we walked in, and we were in a stadium, where there was something like 200- to 250,000 people in the bleachers who applauded wildly at his entrance. It was evident that what we were going to was the recreation of the 50th anniversary celebration of the Workers Party.

Even though there had not been anybody in the streets — there were very few people on the streets — all of a sudden all of these people materialized.

And then the performance itself was kind of two-tiered. You know how they do those flash cards at our big football games where students can deliver various messages? Well, this was done in the most precise way, where they showed tableaus of farmers with Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il and various agricultural projects, and various scenes of countrysides.

And then there was one, and they were so good at it that they could make a rocket go up by moving the cards. At that point he turned to me, and it was a Taepodong missile. …

The leader of this rogue regime uses 200,000 people with flash cards to drive the point home about his weapons of mass destruction-that he has no hesitation when the time comes to use them- and the significance of it goes right over her head.

I can’t think of anything more revealing of the mindset of the Clinton Administration. They turned a blind eye while this hooligan violated an agreement designed to keep him “in a box.”

Turns out that the box had a false bottom.

2/9/2005

“DROOPY DRAWERS” IS NOT A CARTOON CHARACTER

Filed under: General — Rick Moran @ 6:03 am

Ah, Virginia!

Known as “The Cradle of Presidents” (no less than 8 Chief Executives were born there), Virginia has more history per square mile than any other place in the union. The first successful English colony in the new world is located in Jamestown, one of the nicest, quaintest tourist traps you’ll ever find. Roanoke, the first unsuccessful British colony in North America is equally interesting though not as quaint. It seems the inhabitants up and disappeared with no note, no trace, and hardly a bye your leave (Maryland residents joke they ran off to go crabbing on the Eastern Shore).

Then there are the Revolutionary war sites, the “Washington Slept Here” sites, Civil War battlefields galore, and finally Alexandria. Located directly across the Potomac River from Washington, historic Alexandria is a cornucopia of living, breathing history with houses and shops from the 17th century still being used as, well, houses and shops unlike the better known Williamsburg that uses re-enactors and living history buffs to separate you from your money. At least in Alexandria, they sell you stuff you can actually use like power tools and video games. What do they sell in Williamsburg? I mean, who the hell needs a replica of a 17th century chamber pot?

All of this history gives Virginia a veneer of something akin to Disneyland. A land of knights and chivalry. A place of genteel gentlemen and ladylike ladies.

Judging from this story, it’s also a place of certifiable loons.

RICHMOND — Virginia lawmakers to the state’s youth: Pull up your pants or pay the price.

Delegate Algie T. Howell Jr. doesn’t want to see underwear hanging out of the back of your pants, and most lawmakers yesterday agreed with him. The House voted 60-34 for his bill, which would impose a $50 fine on anyone whose boxers, briefs or thongs peek above their pants or skirts.

This from the first democratically elected legislature in the New World. The very first stab at representative government in the English colonies. They used to call themselves “The House of Burgesses”. I think they stopped when ole’ Smokey Burgess retired back in the 1960’s.

Be that as it may, one would think that these guys would have more important things to do; like perhaps solving the state’s budget crisis or beefing up local police and fire departments, or funding decent schools.

Nope.

“It’s not an attack on baggy pants,” said Mr. Howell, Norfolk Democrat. “To vote for this bill would be a vote for character, to uplift your community and to do something good not only for the state of Virginia, but for this entire country.”

First of all nitwit, leave me out of it. If you want to “uplift your community” I suggest you refrain from running for re-election. Don’t include me in your all- encompassing rationale for this ridiculous assault on personal expression.

Then there’s the “crack factor.” No, not the drug. This is what I mean:

It’s not clear if the fine would apply to plumbers, carpenters or other laborers who have problems with low-riding pants. The bill states the fine would apply to those who display their below-the-waist underwear in a “lewd or indecent manner.”

When a legislative body that fairly drips with tradition and oozes history starts debating whether or not they should fine a plumber who, after crawling around on his hands and knees all day up to his elbows in human waste, may have his pants slip below the…what? Let’s call it “The Howell Line”…it’s time to start worrying about the mental health of the Republic.

All of this would be bad enough. But then…there are the moonbats.

Several lawmakers and civil rights groups said the legislation — sometimes referred to as the “droopy drawers” bill — is excessive and would encourage racial profiling, arguing that exposed underwear is simply a fashion statement by mostly black youths.

“This is a foolish bill because it will hurt so many,” said Mr. Spruill, who is black. “This will be a bill that will target blacks.”

I can see it now. Thousands of young black men being led away in irons for making a fashion statement. Hey! This sounds like an issue tailor-made for the ACLU:

However, Kent Willis, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Virginia, said the bill “clearly targets” black men.

“African-Americans are going to be the ones who are harassed by police under this law,” Mr. Willis said yesterday.

“Another concern is that legislators may have started a trend where they are designating themselves the arbiters of taste for Virginia, maybe even the fashion police,” the ACLU director said. “This is simply not the kind of detail legislators should be addressing.”

Nor the ACLU, come to think of it. Beware the slippery slope! First, droopy drawers and before ya know it, they’ll be banning loud ties, or lime green golf pants, or even cardigan sweaters!

Tending towards the gut myself, there have been occasions recently when my briefs have made an unwelcome appearance, much to my chagrin and Significant Otherhawk’s amusement.

I’ll just have to make sure to do some “belt tightening” before I visit Virginia again.

2/8/2005

“I’M STAYING OUT OF IT”

Filed under: "24" — Rick Moran @ 6:00 am


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“I don’t want to get caught up in it. I’m staying out of it”.
Tony Almeida

Jyah, shure!

Life’s been a bitch for the former federal prisoner turned unemployed self-pitier Toni. I mean how would you feel if you threw your life and career away for a woman only to have her leave you when things got a little rough? Not only that, you’re now shacked up with the number one piece of slutty trailer trash in all of Orange County, bartender Jen. Top it off with a gun battle where you killed two terrorists before lunch and you have the makings of a real bad day. (Note: Doesn’t anybody ever eat anything on this show? Haven’t these people ever heard of hypoglycemia?)

SUMMARY

After escaping from the terrorist trap at the security firm thanks to Toni’s intervention (and apparently undimmed marksmanship), Jack and Secretary Heller lay a trap for the mole at CTU.

Maryann, on instructions from Powell, “stings the stingers” by setting up Sarah to take the fall. It works. Sarah is arrested and brought to the infamous CTU “Holding Room” where they ought to put a sign up outside the door that reads “Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.”

That room has an interesting history over the last few years. Not only did Jack just up and off a terrorist two years ago, this year he kneecapped a guy. Nina was brought there to be browbeaten by Jack, and innumerable traitors, snitches, suspects, terrorists, and moles have graced that gray, empty, forlorn room. And let’s not forget the ordeal of Heller’s now estranged son Richard who went through a “sensory deprivation” experience (somehow, I think it would have been more painful if they had strapped Richard down and made him listen to the soundtrack from “Sound of Music”).

Fat geek Edgar starts to put two and two together and suspects Maryann. He hacks her workstation (what a great co-worker) and finds the message that she sent to Powell. He finally stands up to the witch and goes to Driscoll with the evidence.

Maryann, realizing the jig is up (she has a great sense of self-preservation) tries to escape but is caught by Curtis, who must feel an enormous sense of satisfaction as he nabs her. He orders CTU security to “turn the car inside out.” Security has some help when a bomb goes off and indeed, turns the car inside out and backwards. Maryann hits her head as a result of the explosion and it’s unclear how badly injured she is.

Meanwhile, Audrey is safely returned to CTU headquarters into the loving arms of her father where she’ll probably be safe for oh…say 15 minutes or so. It will also give her estranged husband Paul a chance to work on her while Jack is out saving the country. (Prediction: Paul will suggest that they “go someplace and talk” where Audrey will be kidnapped and once again find herself in the clutches of the merciless terrorists.)

After identifying the man at the Heritage Club party as one Henry Powell who works for McGlennon-Forster, the company that made the override device, CTU discovers that Powell is about ready to flee. Jack gets off the best line of the night in his conversation with Erin about going after Powell:

Erin: Jack, do you need any help?
Jack: No. I want to maintain a low profile.

Heh.

As Jack readies to go after Powell, Tony realizes what he’s been missing and joins him. I think he just wanted to get away from trailer trash Jen. Can you blame him? She looks like the type of woman who would nag a guy just because he wanted to sit around all day, watch TV, and drink beer while letting her work like a slave to support him. Some women just don’t have a sense of humor about those kind of things.

As Jack and Tony arrive at the helipad and discover Powell about ready to take off, Jack drives his car down an embankment and races towards the copter with guns drawn screaming at the pilot to stop.

So much for the low profile.

Powell turns out to be a squirming, sniveling, cowardly wretch. He looks at Tony and Jack’s hackneyed appearance and asks the obvious question:

Powell: Who are you guys? Police? FBI?
Tony: Actually, I’m unemployed.

That turns out to be the last laugh for Powell as he’s subsequently gunned down by a sharpshooter dressed like a SWAT guy (helmet, vest, uniform). Back to square one.

BODY COUNT

A light night for the grim reaper. Two dead; one from the car bomb and Powell. Here’s the running total:

JACK: 18 dead, 1 gratuitous wounding, 1 viscous pistol whipping.
Show: 90 dead total

LOOSE END:

This is a minor point but Heller’s beard changed from scene to scene. When he talked with Jack on the phone, his stubble was quite pronounced. Later when talking to Erin, it was barely visible. Finally, when Audrey got back to CTU, it was different again.

This is a question of continuity and it’s why they have a Continuity Director. Because scenes are shot “out of sequence,” it becomes vital for the Continuity staff to check little details like this.

Bad production values.

That’s it for this week. I’d like to thank all the great people over at “24 Forums” who make it a point to visit every week. I enjoy reading your speculation…keep ‘em coming!

2/7/2005

SOME SUPER THOUGHTS

Filed under: General — Rick Moran @ 5:58 am

Super Bowl XXXCICIXXXIVIVVIXXXL is over and…

What’s that you say??? The Roman numerals are incorrect?

First, I ain’t Roman. Second, football ain’t a gladiatorial sport. When they talk about lions and Christians in the coliseum, they aren’t talking about a playoff between the western part of the empire versus the eastern; although a match between the Thracians and Abyssinians may have been more entertaining than the yawner that played itself out in Jacksonville last night.

The whole concept of numbering Super Bowls using Roman Numerals is un-American and should be abolished. In fact, why use numbers for the game at all? When we watch the Rose Bowl, an arguably more entertaining game albeit with less entertaining commercials, we don’t have to try and remember “Now…is this the 103rd or 104th game in the history of the Rose Bowl?” To find out, you have to go to the official Tournament of Roses web site:

In 1902, the Tournament of Roses® Association decided to enhance the day’s festivities by adding a football game. Stanford University accepted the invitation to take on the powerhouse University of Michigan, but the west coast team was flattened 49-0 and gave up in the third quarter. The lopsided score prompted the Tournament to give up football in favor of Roman-style chariot races.

Maybe the Super Bowl could have those chariot races as halftime entertainment next year. I mean, don’t get me wrong. It was swell to see Paul McCartney lead us in a sing-a-long of “Hey Jude,” and all but, c’mon! WTF! Does it bother anyone else to see a 60+ year old man prancing around on stage and gyrating like a teenager? I love the Beatles and Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger and all the ancient rockers who to this day sell out arenas at $75 bucks a pop so that we can wallow in nostalgia, but there comes a time when we should “become a man and put away childish things” as the good book says.

God! We baby boomers are a horrid lot.

As for the game, let’s get serious. The first half was forgettable and proved the point that the extra week between the league championship games and the Super Bowl should be abolished. Both QB’s looked nervous and rusty. New England especially looked out of sync on offense. McNabb looked a little lost.

The second half was better. Philly especially seemed to find a rhythm. McNabb stepped up big time. Both teams moved the ball more consistently.

The difference was turnovers and coaching.

To me, the turning point of the game occurred at the end of the third quarter when, with the scored tied at 14, Belichick took New England RB Corey Dillon out and put in Kevin Faulk. The brilliant move paid immediate dividends on the next three plays as the fresh legs of Faulk rushed for 8 yards, 13 yards, and then took a swing pass and raced to the Philly two yard line setting up a first and goal. The Pats went in 2 plays later for the go ahead score.

As for turnovers, McNabb had a lot of problems reading the Pat’s coverage. Two of those interceptions were killers-including one at the goaline-with the last pick the result of a poor route run by the Philly receiver.

Philly time management is the talk of the sports pages and talk radio. I’m not so sure that criticism here is justified (I’d probably feel different if I were a Philly fan). It looks to me like Coach Reid decided that they would have to try an onside kick anyway to win the ballgame and they might as well take their time moving down the field and make sure they got at least one score. Was he right? He’s certainly getting a lot of criticism for the decision.

One note on the commercials; evidently godaddy.com’s hilarious commercial featuring a busty young lady whose spaghetti strap on her t-shirt breaks in the middle of a Congressional hearing on indecency was too much for the NFL. They demanded that Fox pull the second airing of the ad. C’Mon people! We’ve got to learn to relax a little! While its true the media may have gone too far occasionally in the past, this swing of the pendulum is way too much to the other side. Let’s all take a deep breath and pull back a little so that we can examine what’s going on without hyperventillating everytime some bible-thumping nitwit like Dobson opens his fat yap.

I’m all for standards…but NOT at the expense of free expression. What’s going on now is having a deadening affect on that expression. And I don’t like it.

All in all, an enjoyable evening of football, pageantry, and hype. All American fun in an all American venue.

Couldn’t ask for anything more.

2/6/2005

TOY STORY MYSTERY SOLVED

Filed under: General — Rick Moran @ 5:55 am

A 20 year old Iraqi has claimed responsibility for the toy soldier brouhaha that erupted last week when both the AP and MSNBC ran with the story of an American soldier taken hostage by terrorists only to discover later that the “soldier” was in fact, an action figure doll.

This from the SITE Institute:

A message is currently in circulation on Jihadist message boards in which an Iraqi by the nickname of “al-Iraqi4” admits to being behind the hoax of the US soldier’s capture by the Mujahideen [using a toy soldier that he named John Adam]. While some message board members prayed for the hoaxter’s guidance toward righteousness and resorted to God for judgment, others were furious at him for “demoralizing” the members.

Follow the link for a hilarious photo.

Here’s the kid’s “confession.”

In the name of God, the Most Merciful and Most Compassionate,

Soldier John Adam is [only] a toy.

I am a 20-year old Iraqi young man. I am unarmed, independent and do not belong to any party or group. I apologize to all the parties and everyone, for I meant nothing by that [no harm].

The picture was a scheme that I made up with a toy that I bought with $5.

Today I am announcing that this news was made up, and that the picture was of a toy that I worked on with the help of some children.

I cannot provide any information about me because, as I mentioned earlier, I am unarmed, and any information about me might jeopardize my life and the lives of my family [members].

My apologies to everyone.

The poor kid is scared witless. He should be. Somehow, I don’t think those gimlet- eyed al Qaida roughnecks like being made to look like clowns.

Time for the kid and his family to skeddadle.

Apology: I would have given a “Hat Tip” to the blog that led me to the Site Institute except, like an idiot, I lost track of where I was. The site I got the link from was linked by another site that listed about a dozen sites posting on the story. I was about 3 links removed from the original blog when I found this.

Anyone who knows where this link was posted, please leave a comment with the URL…I’ll update the post with a HT to both the original site and you.

2/5/2005

FIRE WARD CHURCHILL. BUT…

Filed under: General — Rick Moran @ 1:52 pm

The piece of human excrement that is Ward Churchill has received an enormous amount of coverage by the MSM over the last week. I’m sure he’s loving it, eating it up, accepting speaking engagements, getting an agent for his book and maybe even trying to sell the rights of his life story to Hollywood.

The question of Mr. Churchill continuing with his tenured position at the University of Colorado has enabled both the thoughtful and the clueless to weigh in on whether or not “Professor” Churchill deserves to be fired for his insensitive, idiotic, and nauseating remarks following the September 11 attacks.

I posted on his specific remarks here so I won’t stink up the pages of this site any more with his rhetorical vomit.

The question is now one of freedom of speech…even speech that is so full of lies, distortions, exaggerations, hyperbole, and hate that decent people everywhere have condemned it and even leftist radicals have questioned the “timing” of the remarks.

It is also a question of academic freedom; the idea that professors and students should be free to express their opinions without fear of being fired or expelled. Academic freedom is essential to maintaining the free flow of ideas that makes our University system so valuable in a free society.

In this vein, Evan Coyne Maloney writes in Academic Bias.com that Professor Churchill’s job should be protected:

We find these comments reprehensible. But we also believe that the best way to combat Professor Churchill is by opposing him with more speech. Creating an environment where tenured professors can be fired for controversial remarks is a dangerous precedent to set. Academic freedom provides a wide berth, and that’s by design. Sometimes, controversy is merely the result of childish, mean-spirited remarks, but it’s also true that many of mankind’s most brilliant thinkers aroused controversy in their day. If they’d been silenced because others were upset by what they had to say, then we’d all be poorer for it. To ensure that professors can safely pursue the most innovative thinking, academic freedom should be respected.

Shoddy scholarship–not a knack for generating controversy–is the primary reason Professor Churchill shouldn’t be holding his professor position. Still, the University of Colorado should have noticed that and acted when Churchill initially came up for tenure. Instead, low standards on the part of the university allowed him to gain tenure and even to chair a department. By giving Churchill tenure, the university made a tacit promise to stand behind him in the face of controversy. The university should respect that promise and protect his job. (Hat Tip: Instapundit)

Maloney points to the University’s incompetence for giving this Jacobinical lickspittle tenure in the first place.

BUT ONCE THAT TENURE IS GRANTED, THE UNIVERSITY HAS A DUTY AND RESPONSIBILITY TO DEFEND CHURCHILL REGARDLESS OF THE POLITICAL CONSEQUENCES.

Tenure, according to the Rocket at Powerline, may have outlived its purpose and reform is in order:

HINDROCKET: I think the whole tenure system needs to be rethought. It doesn’t make any sense to cover all misdeeds with the blanket of “controversy,” and say that because a professor is “controversial”–regardless of whether that means he’s a Republican or a pederast–he is protected. The taxpayers of Colorado are paying Professor Churchill’s salary, and they and others pay tuition so that their children can be competently educated. Churchill is obviously not a competent educator. There is no reason in the world why taxpayers and parents should be compelled to pay his salary in perpetuity, no matter how much of an idiot he is. If it requires a change in the tenure system to inject a modicum of common sense into our universities, let’s reform the tenure system.

Some will say: but that will leave our universities susceptible to currents of politics or fashion. To which I answer: Really? You think? As opposed to what–the situation we have now, in which any scholar who admits to conservative or Republican tendencies is less likely to be hired as a professor than I am to play in the NBA? Cry me a river.

While Hinderaker makes a point of sorts, I must take strong issue with it. Just because the left is myopic and biased in their hiring practices shouldn’t mean that as conservatives we should advocate joining them in their hypocrisy. “Two wrongs don’t make a right” is simplistic but, I believe, apt in this case. We should rise above that sort of intellectual arrogance and continue to press for the hiring and tenuring professors with bona fide conservative credentials. This, I believe is the way to counter moron’s like Churchill; through thoughtful and reasoned debate rather than suppression of his lunacies.

Mark Noonan has a little different take:

All speech is not protected, and no one has a right to suffer no penalty for what they say. I’m with Samuel Johnson on the matter: “I have got no further than this: Every man has a right to utter what he thinks truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it. Martyrdom is the test.” You may say whatever you wish, but before you open your mouth, think carefully; are you fully prepared to accept the consequences of what you say?

Mark is at least half right. While the statement “All speech is not protected” is true up to a point, (the famous free speech test that one cannot holler “fire” in a crowded theater being one of the exceptions) I would hope that any court in the country would uphold Mr. Churchill’s right to spew his anti-American fantasies to his heart’s content. Where Mark hits the nail on the head is enduring the consequences of your speech.

Recently, we’ve seen celebrities like Linda Rhondstadt, Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, and her husband Tim Robbins complain about being “blacklisted” for their anti-American statements. What these egotistical lightweights can’t seem to grasp is that there are people like me who will never watch another movie with any of those actors again based entirely on their politics. This, of course, is not censorship. It’s me exercising my right of choice. I choose not to watch them because the thought that any of my money going into their pockets makes me physically ill. The fact that they can’t accept that their loony ideas and hateful speech about America has real-world consequences shows how out of touch they are with the their fans and with the people who hire them to make movies; the studio heads and producers in Hollywood.

So Churchill’s outburst should be seen in this light. And he shouldn’t be fired for speaking his mind (that mind being devoid of rationality though it may be).

He should be fired for this:

The American Indian Movement Grand Governing Council representing the National and International leadership of the American Indian Movement once again is vehemently and emphatically repudiating and condemning the outrageous statements made by academic literary and Indian fraud, Ward Churchill in relationship to the 9-11 tragedy in New York City that claimed thousands of innocent people’s lives.

Ward Churchill has been masquerading as an Indian for years behind his dark glasses and beaded headband. He waves around an honorary membership card that at one time was issued to anyone by the Keetoowah Tribe of Oklahoma. Former President Bill Clinton and many others received these cards, but these cards do not qualify the holder a member of any tribe. He has deceitfully and treacherously fooled innocent and naïve Indian community members in Denver, Colorado, as well as many other people worldwide. Churchill does not represent, nor does he speak on behalf of the American Indian Movement.

Churchill is listed in his bio as a Keetoowah Band Cherokee, Coordinator of American Indian Studies at CSU, and a Native American Activist. If what AIM says is true (and they may have a bone to pick with Churchill for some past criticism of the radical Native American organization) the good Professor has been passing himself off as something he isn’t. In short, he has committed a fraud upon the University which would be ample grounds to yank his tenure and give his ass the boot it so richly deserves.

Don’t fire Churchill for his political views…fire him because he’s a lying piece of floating flotsam, not worthy of respect, title, or notice.

The jerk has had his 15 minutes. Let’s all move along now. There’s nothing more to see.

UPDATE: A “TEACHER’S TEACHER” RESPONDS

I’ve featured my brother Jim’s thoughts before on this site and I thought that since he’s a lifelong teacher, it would be valuable to hear his take on the issue of tenure and academic freedom.

Your response to Churchill’s words is characterized as always by that light touch for which you are so justly famous (!)

Of the welter of issues that the comments raise, the most prominent, I would think, has to do with whether or not Professor Churchill should lose his tenured position over them. If I read you right, you seem to be indicating that he should not for the comments themselves, but perhaps for the “shoddy scholarship” that they represent.

I know you love history, so I’ll invoke a similar case here. William Shockley, physicist and Nobel prize winner for inventing the transistor with John Bardeen (of my second alma mater, the University of llinois; Bardeen won a second nobel while I was there for the discovery os superconductivity), was in the latter part of his life a professor at Stanford. You may recall that Shockley began teaching and preaching almost exclusively about eugenics, race superiority, and forced sterilization - none of which has much to do with physics and transistors.

By all accounts, Shockley was a brilliant but exceedingly difficult man. His conclusions about race (the inherent intellectual inferiority of people in Africa and of African descent) were ideas that he felt he had researched thoroughly and that his prestige as a physicist and general intellect justified his use of his professorial bully pulpit to teach and spread ideas that most Americans, left and right, regarded as racist and on research methodology that was fundamentally flawed. He was, after all, a physicist and not a statistician, anthropologist, or neurobiologist.

Shockley could scarcely appear in public without being vilified and shouted down, even in debates. His conclusions were rejected by responsible scientists worldwide, and the flaws in his methodology revealed and publicized.

Yet Stanford never fired him, despite frequent calls to do so, and Shockley died in his home on the campus in 1989 at the age of 79.

Stanford was upholding the broadest possible interpretation of academic freedom, somewhat in keeping with the medieval tradition of free inquiry - that the intellect should follow its muse in the direction that it leads. We do not object to this when the results are benign: Linus Pauling was another Nobel prize winner in physics, not biology or nutrition, yet his research and fervent belief in the efficacy of vitamin C as a prophylactc measure against disease has largely been accepted now by elements in the medical community, even though Pauling too was speaking and proselytizing “out of his field.”

Now Churchill’s comments remind me of Shockley’s, with one important difference. The comments are on their face absurd and mean; no one other than a jihadist would take them seriously. But Churchill is talking out of his field if he is a professor of American Indian studies - unless he develops some linkage between 9/11 and something in Native American history, say something like the 1857 Mountain Meadows Massacre or the Pontiac or Tecumseh risings as a kind of pre-emptive strike against Euro-American encroachments on Indian lands. If he is an “expert” in such topics, it would have been really easy to try to develop an intellectually defensible (if emotionally reprehensible) parallel.

Churchill’s failure to attempt this even minimal linkage is surely “shoddy scholarship.”

As you observe, though, there is no question that these ideas, even spoken “out of field,” constitute political speech and are consequently protected by the first amendment and by the tenets of academic freedom.

I suppose that because UC Boulder is a state institution that the people of the state would have the right to insist that a particular orthodoxy be espoused at their tax supported institution, something akin to the “loyalty oaths” of the 50’s. Of course, doing so would absolutely gut whatever integrity that UC has as a genuinely academic institution - but that’s up to the people of the state, If they want a Clown College of academic puppets spouting soothing bromides at their expense, that is their right.

But if they and we want a truly democratic republic, something that we can proudly point to as a model in contrast to jihadist theocracy, then we have to acknowledge the right of the Shockleys and Churchills to vent their prejudices openly and without penalty except our rejection of them - our turning away from their hate and stupidity in disgust.

I had forgotten about that nutball Shockley. He didn’t seem to grasp the consequences of what he was saying. His appearance on Charlie Rose shortly before his death was memorable for the way that Rose, a truly remarkable raconteur with a gift for getting people to open up, made the Professor look like the racist idiot he was.

And the Brother makes an excellent point…political correctness can be just as damaging when it’s used by conservatives as by liberals. I hope my friends on the right keep that in mind while they continue to call for Professor Feces’ resignation or firing.

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